Thursday, March 15, 2012

Crazy Co-Workers

Office_Space_Milton Crazy Co-workers


I think we all have a crazy co-worker story or ten. 

We used to have a bookkeeper that was really pretty. Really fun. Really sweet. REALLY well dressed. She was super likeable, except it was kind of frustrating seeing her VERY expensive wardrobe day in and day out. She always had extremely expensive handbags, and very expensive clothes and shoes. Always. And she was always getting more of them.  She also had a top 'o the line Range Rover. I knew she was paid $30 an hour, so it didn't really make sense how she could get so many fancy things unless her boyfriend was buying them for her, or she had extreme credit card debt, or she had money from other ventures.

Well, it turned out that her money was from other "ventures". She was shit-canned from the job where I work for a couple of reasons, and soon thereafter the FBI stopped by asking us about her, saying she and her sister were being investigated for wire fraud. !!!!!!!!!!  Turns out they were stealing from one of their rather famous clients.

Here is the story:

Two Marina del Rey businesswomen have been sentenced to 33 months in federal prison for stealing more than $1.1 million from a company operated by the founder of the Tae Bo exercise program.

Rhenee Foster, 46, and Demetria Gutierrez, 52, both of Palos Verdes Estates, were sentenced Jan. 9 by United States District Judge Gary A. Feess. In addition to the 33-month prison terms, Feess ordered the women to pay $1,119,000 in restitution and to not be employed in any capacity in which they would have management or control of their employers’ funds for a three year period after their release from prison, said a spokesperson for the U.S. Attorney’s Office Central District of California.

Foster and Gutierrez both pleaded guilty last year to bank fraud and fraudulently using an access device issued to another person, the spokesperson said. The women operated a Marina del Rey company that provided bill paying, bookkeeping, and other services to Billy Blanks, the fitness instructor who developed and marketed the Billy Blanks Tae Bo exercise program, and ex-wife Gayle Blanks.

From March 2007 through March 2010, Foster and Gutierrez made unauthorized withdrawals from the bank account of the Blanks’ company, BG Star Productions, on more than 70 occasions, according to the U.S. Attorney’s Office. The Blanks hired Foster and Gutierrez in 2004 and had given them access to the BG Star Productions bank account so they could pay their personal and company bills.

According to U.S. attorneys, Foster and Gutierrez used this access to secretly withdraw and transfer funds from the account to pay off more than $1 million in charges that the women had incurred on their own American Express cards.

The women used the stolen funds to pay for, among other things, expensive clothing, vacations, and down payments on several Range Rovers, U.S. attorneys said.



Note: This is the SECOND TIME I have worked with an embezzling fool. 


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Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Cow Eyes

Inquisitive friendly cow

The Cows Eyed Me Suspiciously, Pondering My Next Move

Posing cow

Cow eyes

Cow, Carthage, MO

curious cow

cow's eyes

I've got my eye on you

Calf

Sad Cow

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moody sky

You pretty cow

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Soft Eyes

Cow eye

It's a Cow!


"GO AWAY! - I'm having my lunch."

Staredown

don't fence me in

Cow Eyes

Our Candyman

I've got an itch

When I was a kid I noticed that my Mom and my Grandpa and my brother and my little sister (sorry, little sis), had really big, wet, teary eyes. I secretly thought that their eyes were rather reminiscent of COW EYES. I am pretty sure that I wisely kept this assessment to myself.

My eyes are kinda big, but not big, wet, lolling cow eyes. At least I don't THINK they are. But the other day manfriend was looking deeeeep into my eyes, and he said, "I can see your contacts. Your eyes are so big. Do you have to get specially made contacts for those big brown eyes of yours?" Well, I rolled my big COW EYES at that statement as I assured him that my contacts were indeed standard human size.  @#%!&*!(!@#*&


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Monday, March 12, 2012

Kristen Morgin


Kristen Morgin, Snow White in Evening Wear, 2011
Kristen Morgin, Snow White in Evening Wear, 2011


Kristen Morgin, Cowboy with Red Shoes, 2011
Kristen Morgin, Cowboy with Red Shoes, 2011


Kristen Morgin, Mighty Jimminy Cricket, 2011
Kristen Morgin, Mighty Jimminy Cricket, 2011


Kristen Morgin, Untitled Grumpy Smurf, 2011
Kristen Morgin, Untitled (Grumpy Smurf), 2011


Kristen Morgin, Untitled Mouse, 2011
Kristen Morgin, Untitled (Mouse), 2011


Kristen Morgin, Popeye Car, 2011
Kristen Morgin, Popeye Car, 2011


Kristen Morgin, Donald Dodo, 2011
Kristen Morgin, Donald Dodo, 2011


Kristen Morgin, Snow and Cross Bones, 2011
Kristen Morgin, Snow and Cross Bones, 2011


Kristen Morgin, Untitled Angry Donald, 2011
Kristen Morgin, Untitled (Angry Donald), 2011


Kristen Morgin, Weeping Snow, 2011
Kristen Morgin, Weeping Snow, 2011


Kristen Morgin, Donald of El Mundo, 2011
Kristen Morgin, Donald of El Mundo, 2011


Kristen Morgin, Untitled Marilyn, 2011
Kristen Morgin, Untitled (Marilyn), 2011


Kristen Morgin, Untitled Mickey with Red Plaid Pants, 2011
Kristen Morgin, Untitled (Mickey with Red Plaid Pants), 2011


Kristen Morgin, Untitled Snow White, 2011
Kristen Morgin, Untitled (Snow White), 2011


Kristen Morgin, Untitled Mickey with Blue Adidas, 2011
Kristen Morgin, Untitled (Mickey with Blue Adidas), 2011


Kristen Morgin, Casper Between 2 Cheating Aces, 2011
Kristen Morgin, Casper Between 2 Cheating Aces, 2011


Kristen Morgin, Charlie-Chaplin, 2011
Kristen Morgin, Charlie-Chaplin, 2011



For a very informative and interesting review of her latest exhibition, click here.



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Thursday, March 8, 2012

Wedgie

Jessica Alba wedgie

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shakira_wedgie

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Katherine Heigl wedgie

Lady Gaga wedgie

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Jennifer Lopez Shooting A Fiat Commercial In Los Angeles

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Wedgie  Kourtney Kardashian

Elizabeth Banks wedgie

Lady Gaga wedgie

Sarah+Michelle+Gellar+wedgie

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Pamela Anderson wedgie

GERMANY WORLD GAMES


This is a bad underwear day for me.  Really, really bad.  Clearly I am not the only one that suffers from this situation!  :)

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