Tuesday, January 20, 2009

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Yesterday at work I started feeling a stabbing under my right boob. Very uncomfortable. Shift, squirm, shift, SQUIRM, SHIFT, SQUIRM! SHIFT!!!!! SQUIRM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all damn afternoon. I knew it was a bra problem but figured I HAD to keep that bra on at work. I am not one of those lucky ladies that can wear a sundress [or any kind of garment in public] without a bra. I can't just skip around braless in public and be a free spirit. My boobs require a harness. These ladies need to be secured, controlled, maintained.

When I got home from work I tore off that confounded contraption and discovered the underwire had broken in half mid-point under right ta-ta. Bizarre! But this had been my go-to bra for QUITE SOME TIME. Now it's cashed. Done. Kaput.

So even though I was bone-tired after work tonight, I tromped over to that piece-of-shit mall in Century City and went to the lingerie section at the grubby and picked-over Macy's. I skimmed past all of the cute, flimsy, sexy and PRETTY bras and went over to the utilitarian section to look for what my bod requires: big, B-O-R-I-N-G, and usually U-G-L-Y bras.

Generally I find bra shopping to be a rather frustrating process. Tonight was no exception. I tried on 9 bras in various brands, all of them were the same size. Some fit. Some didn't. Some REALLY didn't fit. Bizarre!!! I guess shopping for bras is like shopping for jeans. Some will just glide up the leg and over the ass, and some start to cause trouble mid-thigh and will never even make it up to the crotch.

After an hour or so I finally settled on 3 black bras and then went over to pick out some panties, too. Again, I zipped past the Jezebel frillies and what appeared to be Calvin Klein underwear for adolescents, and went straight to the Jockey cotton section. Sorry, boyfriend. Sorry.

My boyfriend would prefer (and has requested / begged / pleaded) for me to wear these types of underwear:


I acknowledge that these panties are CUTE! Super cute! Especially if you have a devine bod and a perfect little ass like this model. I don't! My caboose is approximately twice [or thrice?] as wide as hers and I've got at least double the padding at my back door. No way will these panties work for me. NO WAY. The cotton Jockey's are here to stay.

8 comments:

Penny said...

I can just imagine myself with underwear like this on.ROFL!It would require a much larger amount of lace to cover what the good Lord gave me.

I mean I can wear underwear like this,it just won't look nearly as hot.

belle said...

Can anyone actually wear those panties? I bet one step and even that model would have ride up issues.

I'm a cotton Victoria's Secret girl. Either the low waist bikini, or the low waist hiphugger. Only panties I've ever found that NEVER ride up.

...love Maegan said...

"I just can't skip around braless"!!!! ahahahahah me either!!!

Those panties are cute but only if you don't move EVER ...otherwise YOUR BUTT EATS THEM IN SECONDS FLAT!

Also, I'm quite sure that your BF would consider this model way too skinny! lol....and would rather see your beautiful behind in something black and lacy!!!

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Anonymous said...

Hey there. I know how hard it is to find bras in my size, and panties, too. I always find the best at TJ Maxx and similar stores to them like Marshall's. I sure hope you have one around you so you can check it out. Best of luck!