Tuesday, February 17, 2009

How to Clean Your Sex Toys

Just run them through the dishwasher!



Um, this is rather obvious, but don't put any battery-operated toys in the dishwasher. Doy.

24 comments:

Improbable Joe said...

Way more information about your personal hobbies than any of us really needed...

...love Maegan said...

AAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I
LOVE
IT

ahahahahhahahaha so funny.....look at the balls!!!! the one with balls!!! ahahahahahahahah ..

I am dying!!!!

dandy gum said...

this is like washing the dishes with flush water in the bog
lol

creative kerfuffle said...

you will get a million hits from this headline alone : ) this is freaking hysterical. i can totally see my kids pulling something like that out of the dishwasher...uh, mom, why is there a fake penis in here? ROFL. oh, i soooo needed this laugh !

The Seeker said...

OMG this made me laugh a lot!!!
So funny!!

xoxo

Savvy Mode SG said...

double take but funny!

Awesome Sara said...

Drollgirl, I knew we were made for each other.

one little simitopian said...

What the hell is that long skinny one supposed to be?!
Funny! A tad gross too....but funny!

jen said...

I was going to say What about the battery-operated ones? (aka the only dong you'll ever need)

Char said...

LOL well, I'm not sure how my brother would handle that....(yes I am sure actually - he would freak)

Katie said...

ha ha ha. i can just imagine-- dildos next to fine china.

Girl Japan said...

Oh my gosh.. dildos next to fine China.. hilarious!!! haha

Alan Negative said...

"There's cock on my plate... and it's not chicken..."

Biba said...

Oh my word!! How funny, and maybe i'm a little shocked lol ;)

east side bride said...

we don't have a dishwasher :(

valerie said...

hahahahahahaaha this is INSANE! i love it.

martha said...

true! or you can boil them if they're made of silicone.

(those are not very cute, btw... :P)

Gem said...

um... are these yours? if so, i'm... uh... impressed? by the assortment you've got. is impressed the word i'm looking for?

:P

Big Red said...

I LOVE IT EVERYDAY!

Sasha said...

U are the best!

The Sexy Pedestrian said...

Ha! That's brilliant, probably one for those who live alone...

sexypoet said...

wow, what a tiny dishwasher! LOL

JM Biele said...

That is HILARIOUS!

me melodia said...

I actually know people who do this!
:D