Friday, March 27, 2009

Comedians I Would Do

Do you think smart and funny trumps super attractive yet slow-witted?

Stephen Colbert


Lewis Black

Conan O'Brien


I do!

Assuming I was unattached and any of the above-mentioned men were also unattached and interested in me (note: the latter is a BIG assumption, but this is my implausible/impossible scenario and I am running long with it), I think I'd get it on with them rather than boffing super hot vapid dudes. But I'd only do it if they didn't do anything toooooooooooo stupid to turn me off.

And you?

Somehow I think the men might have different answers than the women on this one.....

32 comments:

Fresh Paper said...

I would definitely agree with Stephen Colbert. I would add Craig Ferguson and young Jerry Lewis. :-)

creative kerfuffle said...

ooooo, i LOVE me some funny guys. srsly, funny is so very sexy to me. i would do jeff dunham; chris rock and dane cook. there are also some actors who are funny but not considered "hot" by most standards, like jack black and seth rogin.

Dooder City said...

I do like smart and funny over really hot and kinda dumb. Although if James Franco was dumb, I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers and getting crumbs everywhere.

clorivak said...

funny partner is the key to a relationship! usually the guys with the super hot looks are too vain and spend more time looking at their reflection on their soup spoon than developing any sort of personality. My fav on that list would be Conan...he is just too funny!

Kellie said...

Stephen and Conan = yes; but Lewis = no. So I'd say I'd go w/ the funny guys too the majority of the time.

Jake Hammell said...

Conan? Really?
But yeah, funny chicks are hot. I have a crush on Sabrina Jelees

http://www.brownmanclothing.com/images/sabrinajelees.jpg

boylerpf said...

I like a guy with dry wit...always keeps me guessing. I think they have so much more depth than the super hot vapid dudes. Most of the time..they know they are and the humor guys..comfortable with themselves.

Char said...

Kevin Smith...about 50 pounds ago. Definitely Kev.

...love Maegan said...

aaaaaaaaahahahahah ...totally colbert!!! totally!!! Maybe also, um do not stand-up comedians work here? Will Ferrell, Adam Sandler, Paul Rudd, um, I think I could go on and on.

HILARIOUS!

Blogalicious Designs said...

haha you are too funny!!

Diana said...

hahah! i love it!

Pretty Little World said...

I think oftentimes smarts and a good sense of humor are things that make people really hot -- Stephen Colbert and Paul Rudd are good looking, but their intelligence and humor make them insanely attractive!

Grammatically Delicious Designs said...

I think it is crazy when you meet a man who appears to be insanely gorgeous and then they open their mouth and say something insanely stupid. The attraction dies instantly. I used to have a crush on Keanu Reeves until I watch an interview with him. He sounded like an idiot and the crush died. Sad, the way the world works!

Danielle

sexypoet said...

i've always had a huge attraction to funny men. i think the sexiest comedic actor and standup proformer is kevin james. (from king of queens) any man that can make me laugh like that man can.. wow! such a turn on..

LiLu said...

John Stewart, Paul Rudd, Steve Carrell, DEFINITELY Conan, and did I say John Stewart?

Also, John Stewart.

jennifer from pittsburgh said...

Tina "Those shoes are definitely bicurious" Fey.
I love her. I love her so much my girlfriend begs that I shut already. And now I will.

ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND said...

If that were really true, I would have tons of followers instead of 11 drollgirl. LOL

ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND said...

That Stephen Colbert pic is just plain disturbing.

Awesome Sara said...

yes hells!! thats why i'm with my guy cause he's so-so cute and has some boob-age but that bitch is funny!!

where's dimietri martin?? and the flight of the conchord boys???

Improbable Joe said...

I've only got 9 followers, and one of them is my wife... I was so very convinced I was funny!

Anyhoo, from a man's point of view, I can only screw a chick for a couple of hours a day, so she has got to be worth spending the other hours of the day with. I'm all about some super-hot chick wanting to hook up, but for me to bother she's got to be at least as smart as my wife, and that's going to be almost impossible to find.

The Cottage Cheese said...

Got to agree with Sara - Jemaine and Brett (Conchords). A critic described Jemaine as both grotesque and sexy. True dat.

Yes, yes, yes to Colbert - when he was still on Daily show, I had a double whammy crush on he and Jon Stewart.

Paul Rudd. Now that's a man I'd sink my teeth into.

David Duchuvny. Even though he's a sex addict.

A friend of a friend works for the Daily show and has and on-again-off again relationship with Lewis Black. But he's too angry for my taste. He always seems on the verge of a stroke...

Charlotte said...

YES! Excuse my shouting but I agree. My mom's club was discussing the 3 qualities we find attractive in a man and all 35 women had funny on their list. You may lost your looks, but not your sense of humor.

ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND said...

Proof is in the pudding Joe. I'm a riot, IF you get my kind of humor. There's a reason she's called "drollgirl."

diana said...

I'm with you: wit over looks.

Who wants a pretty face that's going to get OLD.

A guy with smarts will have those smarts when he's 80. (I hope!!!)

sallymandy said...

Do we have to choose one category or the other?

thereddeer said...

Definitely wit over looks - who needs a himbo?

Sass said...

Which is why I love Vince Vaughn. He's all puffy and bloated sometimes, but the man can crack me up!

Seth Rogan.

DEFINITELY Jon Stewart.

And don't get me started on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour boys...KIDDING...*mostly*. hee hee.

Underfunded Heiress said...

I love smart and witty humor. And I HATE HATE HATE blue collar comedy. How do ppl think it's funny?

one little simitopian said...

oh I completely agree with you!
A guy can LOOK attractive, but then he opens his mouth and the magic immediately vanishes!likewise, a guy can be average looking, but then he displays his wit and intelligence, and suddenly becomes incredibly engaging and super sexy!
Brains and humour are a huge turn-on. I find creativity/talent to have the same effect.
The mind truly is the sexiest part of the body!

jen said...

Two words:
Craig Ferguson

Panda Mime said...

I have a MASSIVE crush on the late Bill Hicks. Smart, funny and a little tweaked. I just wish he was still alive...
Intellect and funny over looks any day. I find that if they have those two things the physical attraction comes along anyway.

Kitten said...

Yes, yes, YES of course to CONAN!!!!