Monday, March 16, 2009

Crazy Eyes

Crazy eyes give me the willies.

After thinking about it for a bit, I have decided that besides the eyes of the certifiably insane, there are seven other types of crazy eyes.

1) Criminal crazy eyes

Ted Bundy, Serial Killer


Charles Manson, Ne'er-do-well

Richard Ramirez, Night Stalker

2) Actors paid to have crazy eyes (and sometimes I think they have naturally crazy eyes, and are thus perfect to play such parts)

Dennis Hopper


Jack Nicholson

Brittany Murphy


3) Drug/alcohol-induced crazy eyes




4) Don't-eat-enough-food crazy eyes



5) Don't-ever-blink crazy eyes





6) Blink-rapidly-constantly crazy eyes





7. And, of course, predator crazy eyes


38 comments:

boylerpf said...

I would have to say that Jack Nicholson & Charles Manson have my vote!

Enep said...

funny. nice post dear ;3

Kellie said...

All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. Definitely crazy eyes Jack wins in my book! :)

Char said...

they freak me out too

E.K. said...

This post was so funny! You missed one great actor...Steve Buscemi's character "Crazy Eyes" in Mr. Deeds!

Kierstin Bridger said...

Crazy? Crazy eyes? Chloƫ Sevigny fo sho!
Also Mr. Cookie Monster.

Diana said...

yikes, that model is sad looking AND has crazy eyes!

Clare said...

okay seeing Ted Bundy is going to creep me out all day now. Great post by the way!

Girl Japan said...

Man.. now I can't sleep tonight... joking... my eyes are bugging out I am so tired... woot woot! lol "wink".. bundy though.. creepy..

K @ Blog Goggles said...

I finished the post and all I can think about is how malnourished that second "does eat enough" girl is. So sad.

Staci said...

OMG that anorexic girl is nauseating!!

K.Line said...

Agreed! That model is so shockingly unwell. I cannot believe she was allowed to walk a runway. She needs hospitalization...

Diana said...

TRUST. SOOO TEMPTED!! haha

Kosmopolight said...

Ha! Love that kitty in number seven. Trying not to think about the frighteningly skinny model. Poor girl...

diane said...

Lets not forget:
Susie Orman's crazy eyes, creepy.
Martha Stewart's certifiably crazy eyes.
(good post)

Jake Hammell said...

Who is the first person in #4? I know I've seen those orbs leering out at me from somewhere before. The news perhaps?
I think the headline must said something along the lines of "New World Record set for Craziest-Ass Eyes. Fo sho"

Yeah, that was definitely it.

Emily said...

Egh! Crazy eyes are the worst, My husband and I have been trying really hard to figure out a term for the opposite of cross eyed, when someone's eyes are out? The worst!

...love Maegan said...

aaaaaaaahahahahahahha.....I've also encountered some Sober Eyes that are particularly scary ..ahahahah

thereddeer said...

Great collection of photos!

tanya said...

dear lord, those scare me :-)

ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND said...

The eyes of that girl with the black cat you have as a blog header gives me the heebie jeebies.

Stevie said...

I think some clips from the Tyra show could have gone under rapid blink.

sexypoet said...

love the kitty with the big blue eyes!! (looks like my kitty blue)

the run away bride chick's eyes trip me out!

there were some good ones missing on here so i continued where you left off. =)

Stevie said...

I set up a follower link! Thanks for commenting. I did feel a bit like a tourist from New Mexico with that shirt.

Sasha said...

Don't-eat-enough food are the scariest!

cybill said...

Brillian post! So funny, now I'm off to work on my own crazy eyes look.

Awesome Sara said...

is it weirs that i think ted bundy is sorta cute??? thank fucking all hell i wasn't alive when he was killing bc i would have fallen for those killer eyes!!!

seaofshoes said...

LOL this post is hilarious!!
you totally called it on brittany murphy-i have this friend who looks just like her and everyone calls her ol' crazy eyes...hahahaha

one little simitopian said...

I'm scared.
Manson and Bundy will give me nightmares...
The model: disturbing in the extreme.
But on the upside, those kitties are very schweeeet!
Someone else for the actors-with-crazy-eyes section: Gene Wilder!
There is a newsreader on local TV here who has these bizarre eyes on him. He always looks really surprised, as if while he wasn't looking, somebody placed a sharp shard of ice on his chair, then when he sat down, the cameras were rolling so he couldn't do anything about it.
I don't know why he got his job. It's really hard to focus on what he's saying because his facial expression is so distracting.

Eeli said...

haha that was freakin hilarious. It is very true that there are certain 'types' of stares. I'm guilty of a mixture between the predator eyes and the i-don't-eat enough type but not because i don't eat enough (because i damn well do) but because I'm asian and for the sake of social conformity with my peers try to make them appear 'wider' haha.

Very nice post. Soooo needed that tonight hun

Eeli xx

Connie Hsiu said...

i love you for doing this post! hahah it made my day :)

Penny said...

First of all ~ I LOVE the new blog header.Big up to black kitties!

All of these people have the 'crazies' in their eyes,and I wouldn't want them anywhere near me.But forgive me for saying that that picture of Jack Nicholson is super hot.He has the hottest crazy eyes ever.Even though he is now old enough to be my grandpa,he still has those mischievous (aka crazy)eyes.Love it!

one little simitopian said...

Hey, it's me again! But i just wanted to ditto Penny there re: Jack Nicholson....Hawwwwwt.

Pretty Little World said...

That little Siamese kitty is sooo cute!!

And that model, hmmm...how is she even able to stand upright, since it looks like all of muscles have wasted away?

jennifer from pittsburgh said...

Manson's crazy eyes are like windows into living, breathing pure evil. *shudder*

The Seeker said...

I love this post, so funny, and of course my fav are the predator crazy eyes :)

xoxo

Lindley said...

haha this is hilarious and ewwww that super skinny model gives me the willies!! yikesw

me melodia said...

AHHG! This ones great too!
Runaway bride eyes!!!!!