Friday, March 6, 2009

Too Much Makeup

I think these folks tend to overdo it in the make-up department.

Tyra Banks

Clay Aiken

Kim Kardashian

Christina Aguilera

Janice Dickinson

Kathy Griffin

Eva Longoria

Boy George

Bret Michaels

Pam Anderson

Michael Jackson

Jay Manuel

Let me know who I've missed.

41 comments:

Kellie said...

Great list! That pic of Boy George is just plain freaky. And Clay Gaykin is geeeerossss... :)

Cassey Bunny said...

i agree, that is definitely too much make up! janice dickinson and pamela anderson's photos freaked the hell out of me hahahaha

Kierstin Bridger said...

I agree with everyone but beautiful Boy George. He just wouldn't be present with out a litle latex dripping from his scalp, I know I feel that way most mornings.
About your eh, hem... "package" post, the lead singer in leather, the arrow to woderland post...you kill me.
You are the anecdote to my 'professional' blog.
Muchas Gracias!

Kierstin Bridger said...

Just do a "smokey" eye Clay and be done with it. You know you want to!

Felicia said...

I think a lot of these people have good reason to wear too much make-up. They need to hide their hideous looking real faces. Although, now they just look hideous with a lot of make-up on.

And I don't know if you watch Idol, but you should add Adam Lambert to this list. He is terrible and was sent to this planet to ruin my life.

boylerpf said...

ROF...Clay Aiken, Boy George and Jay Manuel definitely have my vote! After working in front of the camera..I KNOW how much they slap on...you could scrape it off with a spatula!

The Seeker said...

OMG... Boy George...

I don't like too much make-up.

xoxo

Jojo said...

Ha! brilliant post, I love it. Clay aitken just gives me the creeps. Eurgh. And Eva is so pretty, she doesn't need half that crap on her face. I know this is an american list, but over here, I would have added Jodie Marsh and Jordan... google them... it's nasty. Trust me.

...love Maegan said...

omg that photo of PAM!??!?!? scary.....um and Clay Aiken ...HILARIOUS! ...and also, I concur.

jennifer from pittsburgh said...

Of all of those people listed, Michael Jackson is by far the worst offender, on many levels.
And, have you seen Kathy Griffin without make-up? Terrifying.

closeup said...

Yeah you're so right. Most of them look like dolls. I think there's nothink more ridicolous than men who put on make up.

sexypoet said...

you forgot the olsen trolls...

http://www.starpulse.com/Actresses/Olsen,_Mary_Kate_and_Ashley/gallery/SPX-014317/

creative kerfuffle said...

i agree w/ all of these, but, on the bright side? they're single-handedly keeping makeup artists/manufacturers employed! ; ) maybe they're this is just their version of a stimulus package? he he he

Tina { Luphia Loves... } said...

i think Eva looks alright & i do *secretly* love Christina! but yeah much makeup!

Sandi said...

Why is Clay Aiken on this list? I don't see any make up on him at all. He's a cute guy so why the Ewww comments? I just don't get the hate.

Sasha said...

I agree 100%...wuaca...Tyra Banks, Chritina Aguilera and Pamela Anderson look awful! Natural beauty is so much better!

valerie said...

HAHAHAHAAHA CLAY AIKEN! this post kills me.

Char said...

but it's weird to me how gorgeous Tyra is with her makeup. Boy George and Michael Jackson are just creepy scary.

Clare said...

I agree with all of them. I can't get Boy George and Pam Anderson ones out of my head now. eeekkk. You forgot Joan Rivers, and lately, Sly Stallone!

one little simitopian said...

I must admit, I do like makeup-but FUN,artistic makeup!
Pamela Anderson is just fucking naaaaasty. She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. She's dumb and vapid and just BLUERRRGH!
But who needs brains, personality or looks when you've got gigantic plastic boobs? (case in point: Jordan. She should be in this list!)
And Christina Aguilera needs to get over her unsuccessful Marylin Monroe impersonations. NOW. Though, it is a step up from her "I'm a cheap skanky ho" image of days gone by.
Wow, I'm really going for it aren't I? Let's not stop:
Jay Manuel. I don't even need to say anything.
And we're all thinking the same thing about Jacko.But I'll give him some leeway (is that how you spell it?) It's only the makeup that is holding that face together.Better to have an ugly face than one you have to carry bits of around in your handbag.

Pretty Little World said...

Clay Aiken is possibly a vampire.

And I may never sleep again after seeing a close up of Boy George like that.

Awesome Sara said...

boy goerge and clay aiken are in some hotel right now doing each other's makeup while tyra banks if trying to google how to tuck it in more bc bitch is a man and web md-ing here her hairline went. the rest aren't so bad.

tanya said...

ha ha ha, i love that you put clay aiken in the mix...i think you've pretty much hit them all!! great post :-)

simplesong said...

totally agree with you! its all caked on way too much!

Underfunded Heiress said...

Good one!

I love how you mention clay aiken and Bret Michaels. Do they know that we know they are wearing makeup? They probably don't care. Hahaha.

What happened to Pam anderson?

Diana said...

Hahaha I love it when you do these!

Charlotte said...

Eva Longoria is so pretty so you are right she doesn't need that much makeup. Everyone else on that list is positively frightening makeup or not. And what's up with Jay Manuel's hair color? Good Lord!

alissa said...

haha I have to agree with you - clay aiken made me laugh out loud. his hair scares me as well

sexypoet said...

okay upon further investigation, here are a few new ones to add to the list.... ice tea's wife coco, aubrey o'day, lady gaga, rupaul in drag, and shauna sand.

and simi- your comment about pam anderson hitting every branch of the ugly tree made me laugh so hard i almost peed. LOL

Alan Negative said...

Boy George reminds me of an adult Ralph Wiggum in that photo

blossom said...

completly agree jordan and jodie marsh should have a place on this list.....
the boys look sooooo freaky......
x

Deb said...

This list is pretty spot on. Also, I definitely plan on doing mini-reviews of any films I get to see during the festival :)

valerie said...

p.s. i gave you a shout out on my blog!

http://being-red.blogspot.com/2009/03/woop-woop-i-got-some-awards.html

hope you had a good weekend!

Solo said...

I definitely enjoy looking at those pics..
And i can say that Boy George is the tittle holder of "Too Much Makeup".
Isn't it obvious?!=)
whehehe...;D
Peace..;D
But i really like your post.

Girl Japan said...

Oh goodness.. I think unless it is PRO done, if you apply too much it makes you look older .. sometimes.. but the one that stuck out most was of Pam, something about her exterior seems all superficial..

K @ Blog Goggles said...

My ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. She CAKES it on.

Oh, and Alicia Keys, for some reason.

Kosmopolight said...

Hahahaha! LOVE this post. (And I totally agree about Clay Aiken. He looks more like a wax figure than a real person -- it freaks me out.)

sallymandy said...

Oh man. Boy George was bad 25 years ago, but now...? Wake me when this is over!

Isn't it cool how Elton John just mellowed out his style and now looks great?

yummychummy said...

come on, boy george looks amazing! :-)

clorivak said...

too funny! you nailed it...someone else is wracking my brain too..just can't think of who.

Miss Caitlin S. said...

hahah this is so funny and so true! And I say that knowing full well that if I were famous, I would make this list. Nonetheless, I still enjoy it :) Why do I want makeup tips from Boy George!