If I was a little bit cooler, if I was a lot more coordinated, if I had way more money, and if I didn't worry about becoming a quadriplegic, I'd get myself one of these beauties:
1969 BMW R69S
1955 AJS 7R
1936 BMW R12
I found these gems on the Solvang Vintage Motorcycle Museum website.
I have ridden dirtbikes and quads before, but riding in the dirt isn't as scary as riding on big city streets with arsehole drivers everywhere. And, yup, I am a chicken shit and would be scared to do that.