Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Balds vs. Redheads

I was listening to Demolisten on the radio station KXLU a while back when Octavius mentioned that women would rather be with bald men than with redheaded men. I laughed out loud when I heard that statement, but now I am trying to decide if it is true.

If you are on the fence about this topic, here are some bald dudes and some redheaded dudes that might just help you formulate and opinion.

The Bald Team:


and, The Red Team:




Thoughts? And feel free to consider other men than those listed above.

47 comments:

Emily said...

Hm, Bald wins it for me. -e

...love Maegan said...

ahahahah ...okay, the choices on either side are hilarious and ridiculous ..ahahahah. ...the red team ..ahahah ...{when I first scrolled down I thought} is that Rick Astley? I totally just got rick roll'd!

BRILLIANT!

...love Maegan said...

also, I never knew Leary was a Ginger. ...and Bruce Willis is hot :) ....so I guess I'll go with bald.


{carrot top ..ahahahahah}

Magic Pants Jones said...

I don't think that Bonaduce, Carrot Top, or that fella with the red lady hair are really fair representatives of red haired men. I mean the dorkiest looking bald guy you've got up there is Jason Alexander, and he doesn't look like a body building tranny.

E.K. said...

It's not everyday you can work Dave Mustaine into a blog post, good job!

diane said...

Who didn't fantasize about Yul Brenner back in the day, raise your hand? And Bruce Willis, good golly miss molly!
If you had posted a picture of Danny Kaye, I might have been undecided.

Penny said...

Seeing as my man has a shaven head,I'd definitely say I'm a baldy fan.I'm a natural redhead,and even then,I wouldn't want to be with a redhaired man.It just doesn't do anything for me.At all.

Jake Hammell said...

Ouch, that's rough for red heads. I secretly have red hair, but it's mixed in with the dark brown. I think that some men (like me) just don't have the head shape to be bald, and they'll do society a favour by having hair, red or otherwise.

Unless you're Carrot Top, in that case just go and put that ugly face away.

creative kerfuffle said...

i'm bi....i like both : ) the hubs is a redhead (and in fact looked like a young patridge family danny when he was 13-14) but as he gets older it's turning gray/white. i also think some bald guys are incredibly hot--patrick stewart; bruce willis; sean connery.

kel said...

I was gonna say bald... but then I saw Dennis Leary... oh baby... love him.

Milly said...

i guess bald ones wins this one for me

Kierstin Bridger said...

You didn't give the reds a fighting chance! Danny B and Carrot top? CRUEL!
I used to have a thing for Jean Luc Picard...I would squeal when he's say "engage" but more often than not, the REDS have it!
Mick Hucknel? From simply Red? Was that his name....loved him.

TrodoMcCracken said...

Why do all those Gingii look like Sex Predators and deviants? Is it in their genes?

r said...

Let's not forget Taye Digg's sexy bald ass. And the balding Jason Statham lol

I would def go with bald.

boylerpf said...

Bald all the way! Dennis Leery isn't bad but I'll still take bald.

Diane said...

Hahaha, this made me smile and giggle and chortle and squirt milk out my nose. My boyfriend is bald so I feel like I'm obligated to say bald but I've always secretly fantasized about Conan O'Brien. He's just so...funny. Haha, is that weird?

And thank you for your good words on getting the DJ gig! All I have to do is take a class on it, which I'm hoping to do this summer, and then I should be all set to DJ in the Fall! My shift would undoubtedly be in the wee hours of the night or morning for the first quarter/semester, though. Them's just the rules!

diane said...

I'm back. Just want to say that I think all photos of Carrot Top should be banned forever.

As you were.

Kellie said...

I second Diane's motion of banning the Carrot Top pictures forever. Yikes! He totally creeps me out. Just purely b/c of him I'm going w/ the baldies. Although Leary = hot.

sexypoet said...

Okay i'm totally sad by this post.. You didn't make the decision hard at all for me. You missed posting a photo of LL CoolJ as the bald and a photo of Prince Harry for the ginge. That would have made it a tougher choice..

Diana said...

i go for ginger kids!!

please sir said...

Oh I don't know...I normally go for dark headed guys! Like dark browns and black. But I'm liking the bald-ies!

clorivak said...

I literally lol'ed at my work desk when i seen this...I have to admit, i'm not big on the ginger dudes, I love Conan, he's an exception. And for bald..it seems you have to have certain features to pull it off properly..like big brows and a goatee tends to look pretty nice. I guess when it comes down to it...its all about the personality, a sweet ass personality and killer sense of humour can make a guy hot.

Raina said...

Mitch Pileggi as Assistant Director Walter Skinner in the "X-Files?" Nuff said.

K @ Blog Goggles said...

OMG I LOVE REDHEADED MEN (minus carrot top).

And, no, I never talk in caps - that's how passionate I am about this topic. They are one of my few weaknesses. Along with Indian men and british accents.

It's probably because my first love was a redhead, and still probably the hottest guy I've ever dated. And, yes, he was red all over.

Char said...

I loves me some Jean-Luc.

but seriously, I dated a redhead in high school and ewww

Grammatically Delicious Designs said...

Bald, all the way. Maybe it is just because your red-headed choices are just sooo hilarious. Then again, I can't think of any others!

Danielle

~alison said...

Well...I am married to a red head...but Maegan would argue that. She thinks he is blonde. He is definitely a RED head...if you know what I mean. It depends on the color red...I guess.

Absolutely Not Martha said...

maybe leary should shave his head so he can be on the winning team.

thereddeer said...

Definitely balds! Sorry red heads :P

alissa said...

yeah i have to say bald is better - at least for this spread. and i cant think of any redheads on my hot list. so shiny and bald it is!

Awesome Sara said...

BALD BALD BALD!!!!! gingers freak me out!!!!! keep carrot top away from me!!! he's the stuff of nightmares!!

being red said...

george constanza v. carrot top...wow wow wow!!! i have to say BALD. there is absolutely NOTHING attractive about the red head team...at all. i'm really happy to see that dave chapelle made it on the list...his show makes me pee my pants from laughing so hard.

Big Red said...

Even as a redheaded woman, I prefer bald guys to redheaded men. I am traitor to my kind. Sue me!

Bald is sexy.

I love it everyday!

Sara said...

From the pictures I'd have to go with bald but I think in "real life guys" I'd still prefer a thick head of red hair.

The Cottage Cheese said...

No preference, but of all of these dudes the only ones I find attractive are Bruce Willis, Conan, and Dennis Leary. But that's as much about charisma than actual looks. I'm pretty dull, aren't I? I do have a friend who loves bald dudes - she has since we were in high school (she had a crush on Phil Collins - gross!)

Chessa! said...

I gotta say...bald all the way. love it.

Gem said...

natural baldness - NOOOOO. shaved baldness - Okay, as long as he's hot.

Red hair - if he's hot, i don't really care what colour his hair is, lol.

although i must admit i do have a weak spot for Ron Weasley. My boyfriend teases me about it when we watch harry potter. ahaha, i'm a pedo...

Pen Pen said...

BALD! Gingers have those shifty eyes!

one little simitopian said...

Yul Brenner. *swoon* sexy sexy man!!!!!!!
Hmmmmmm... methinks it comes down to the individual guy. Some men look really creepy with a chrome-dome (like Vin Deisel), but some suit it really well (eg. Dr. Steel. So handsome! Sigh!)
I have seen some cute ginger gents.
haha! Gem, you pervy! (I do see where you're coming from though...give him 15 years and we'll see what happens)

b is for brown said...

i am madly in love with a bald billy zane. not titanic BZ, but demon knight BZ. drooling...

Girl Japan said...

Okay.. I could totally DO the guy from "young superman" "Smallville" I think it is his arrogance that is attractive..

Fresh Paper said...

I agree, the Red Team is pretty bad. But in general, I'm for the baldy's.

black vanilla rose said...

Poor team red. I love a sexy man with a bald head!! Specially vin diesel, yum :]

Raez said...

team red all the effing way.
common, you cant say no to rupergrint;)

sallymandy said...

I was feeling tired and hungry, so I decided I needed a little Not Looking Good to lighten my spirits. Ha ha ha ha. It always works.

Bald wins over easily. Did you pick these redheads on purpose for the NLG category?

Jean Luc Picard wins for me any day, any hairstyle. He's divine.

Now I can go to bed happy.

Jill said...

Bald...sad, coming from a redhead.

Josie said...

My husband is a bald redhead, I think he's hot!