Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Men in Tights

45 comments:

Char said...

something wonderful can go so horribly wrong in an instant

Penny said...

Hahahahahahahaha!This is hilarious.Some of these guys kind of pull off the look (mostly the football players and rock stars),but really,I don't want to see what a guy is,or isn't packing.I like a bit of mystery.

Kim said...

Some of these yumm, some of these ewwwwww!!!!

Alicia @ boylerpf said...

Ooohhh gross! I agree that some can pull it off but the last bikers pic...TMI!

down and out chic said...

haha, some of these guys are definitely pulling this off better than the others. my favorite is neon swimsuit man (oh. my. god.)

Gary Heller said...

"Neon swimsuit man" is Borat (Sasha Cohen)Funny as hell!

Kellie said...

Really the only ones I find acceptable are the football players. Yum. The rest though... nasty. Especially those bikers! :)

jennifer from pittsburgh said...

The first thing that leapt to mind was: And there you have it ;)

clorivak said...

omfg...i just upchucked my banana.
that 4th guy down is just too much...bahahahah!

ahaha...those bikers look so very vulnerable...I'm not a big fan of men in tights..lol, good for a laugh though!!!

K.Line said...

Oh my! The red bike tights at the end are sooooo hilarious. So badly conceived and executed. Poor guys...

Kierstin Bridger said...

2 tons of fan mail!That SNL skit killed us...we still sing it...and Mr. swimmer...those just look dangerous like they could roll down like acheap pair of panty hose!

...love Maegan said...

baaaaaaahhahhahahAHAHAHAHAHHAH
ridiculous funny! please tell me what is up with the guy in the leotard!! now. ahahahaha

kim said...

When I look at these, all I can think of is a little song by Rhianna called "Disturbia."

Bam bam be dum dum dum da dum dum...DISTURBIA!!!

Pop Champagne said...

haha I'm not big on men in tights at all... there's just something not right about that with all that hair in such confined space! lol

diane said...

Great! Sasha's my favorite! And the guy in the salmon bodysuit is truly an inspiration. Isn't DLRoth sad? Have you ever seen the photo of Jim Carey in J. McCarthy's bathing suit? He looked better in it than she did, haha!

Ruby said...

"Leggings are not pants" applies to men as well LOL

Diana said...

each one i kept saying oh and my oh's got more shocking as i kept scrolling down! LOL

Tikimama said...

I'll never forget when my husband got in an accident while bike racing, and was taken to the hospital, and all his bike buddies were there, very concerned for him, but soooooo embarrassed about walking around in their tights!! I guess it's hard to be macho when you are so "on display".

Pretty Little World said...

Who is that guy in the leotard dragging around a trash bag? Wow...sad.

Big Red said...

One of the best and worst posts ever! no matter what, it ri-cock-ulous!!!!

Milly said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok i can accept Superman and Batman
as well as the football player

but everyone else....ewwww...its hurting my eyes

Absolutely Not Martha said...

i miss chris farley. and how mickey rourke looked 20 years ago.

Elizabeth Marie said...

Holy shit. The 4th one...the guy crossing the street in the leotard holding the bag...

My ex of years ago found that picture a few years ago and we would sit for hours trying to come up with what the hell is in THAT BAG. hahhahaha oh wow memories. Thats funny.

You're a peach.

NIKI said...

haha, yeah! Fucked up night... :(
But fun in the beginning..

apriliniowa said...

hmmm...cyclists displaying the frank and the beans...salmon onesies on elderly fellas with sweet 80's hair...I don't know about you but I'm turned on.

Gabby said...

You crack me up, woman!

It's like a car accident...I can't help but look...

Mermaid said...

You forgot Peetuh Pan.

The Seeker said...

Hilarious darling!!!!
You made my day.

xoxo

Missy said...

Love the biker shorts! ;)

thereddeer said...

Aaahhhh my eyes! Those cyclists are horrid!

Mary-Laure said...

Oh poor Baryshnikov! He doesn't deserve to be in such company!

sexypoet said...

OMG i almost spit soda on my screen.. warn a woman when you post guys in tight red biker shorts. LOL you can almost tell whet religion they are.

Enrique R said...

some are yumi (football players and some rock stars -Axel-) the rest.....wuaca

fabulous everything said...

HAHAH male camel toes. Can be so hot but so not.

alissa said...

eww those bike team shots are a little freaky! and awesome haha

chris farley was the most amazing guy ever - that was the BEST skit.

you're missing dean cain in superman gear - biggest crush back in the day

Pen Pen said...

That's not Robing Hood!! It's Robin OF THE HOOD! :)
That Chris Farley sketch was one of SNL's best!
AND-- U need Mick Jagger!! He lives in Spandex!!

Dooder City said...

Lol look at the last photo.

David Lee Rock fan all the way!

Savvy Mode SG said...

only if they are very fit and only if absolutely must... otherwise no...

Diane said...

should be illegal!

Dan W Johnson said...

Hilarious! The dude fourth from the top looks like Gene Simmons. Nachoooo...must be a sign of retardation but I think I've seen that movie 20 times

K @ Blog Goggles said...

That last one is awful.

I think all men but Michael Phelps should be banned from tights. Call me a purist.

Raina said...

If all men were required to dress like this, I think the species would take a different turn.

The Cottage Cheese said...

Mmmmmm... Michael Phelps. He's speaking in my town soon and I read that tickets are $50. I don't even think it's to raise money for a charity. For that kind of money, he'd better strip down to his bathing suit and light up a bong. I would pay $50 to see that.

insomniaclolita said...

So many things are wrong with men with tights. Oh nooooo.

Chessa! said...

have I told you lately that I think you're awesome?