Wednesday, May 13, 2009

How To Avoid Jury Duty

Did you see this on The Colbert Report? Um, hilarious.


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14 comments:

Improbable Joe said...

I just got stuck on jury duty...

Elizabeth Marie said...

Maybe we should move to Montana. Hilarious!

Shey said...

I watch Colbert often. SUPER Hilarious! LOOOOLLL!

Yep, nobody likes to go on jury duty. Takes a long time sometimes and you need to sit for long periods of time just waiting.

Lianne said...

I was called for jury duty last year. The way it works in Canada is everyone who has been called has to show up at the Provincial Court House and then one by one we are called forward and asked if there is any reason why we can't serve. There were over 80 of us and it took the entire morning to select the jury. Fortunately as it was a civil (not criminal) trial they only required 8 jurors and they got their 8 before they came to me. But the best reason given for not being able to sit on the jury came from an elderly Japanese-Canadian man who said "I can't sit on a jury as I have a tendency to lose interest in things and fall asleep". The judge excused him.

Keeley said...

Too effin' funny!

g. said...

Super hilarious. He can make any topic hilarious.

Emily said...

Oh my gosh, wasn't this hilarious?!? We died laughing. -e

simplesong said...

SO funny. Can't stop laughing.

alissa said...

HAHAHA love it. i cant believe someone wrote that - but its hilarious he got off anyway!

Gary Heller said...

Colbert is too funny! i watch him every chance I get.
Actually, I'm one of those who do not mind serving and have never tried to get out of it.
great post

diane said...

That was fr*gin hilarious!
I love Lianne's little old man's excuse of losing interest and falling asleep.
My excuse is very lame, but it's true: My personal beliefs do not allow me to judge anybody.

Kellie said...

Hahaha! Count the wrinkles on his dogs balls? Seriously how can he come up w/ that?!?! :)

Hanako66 said...

lololol!

La Fée said...

haha that was hilarious!!!