Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Ready Betty Color For The Hair Down There

Whoa. Ready Betty Color for the Hair Down There.



betty product info:
  • betty products are specially formulated to prevent any irritations and have natural ingredients like Elder Flower, Cherry Bark, Chamomile, Comfrey, Rosemary and Aloe.
  • betty products are not tested on animals.
  • betty products do not contain Ammonia or Parabens.
  • betty products have 1-2+ applications in each kit (depending on how much betty you have).
  • betty products can lighten even the darkest hair with special no-drip formula.
  • betty customers love to use these products to touch-up roots, and men use it for facial and chest hair too!

55 comments:

Rachel said...

That's pretty hilarious!!

TheBeautyFile said...

Ok, I think I saw this at Ricky's once and was like, "Is this for real?"

I feel like it will be a big seller among the teenage population....Halloween time too....

The Cottage Cheese said...

How funny. This gives new meaning to the question "does the carpet match the drapes?" Heh.

clorivak said...

WoHOAH! Nuttiness.
I've always wanted to have blue pubes!?! :P Hilarity.

apriliniowa said...

Ha! Gotta love those redheads...

carly said...

is it weird that i'm tempted.
this is so funny, and slightly creepy.

Improbable Joe said...

Why do you do this to us? WHY?!?!

:)

Mermaid said...

This would be a great joke gift for someone. Especially the blue.

g. said...

Well, since it comes in pink, I am in.

Carlotta said...

this so samantha from SATC!!btw I love the package and the Malibu color but for my hair not down there!!

me melodia said...

Is this really necessary?!
total yak town.

diane said...

Do they cover those stubborn grays?

Pretty Little World said...

If they just stuck Hello Kitty on the packaging, this would be a best seller ;)

Hello Kitty can sell anything.

Pop Champagne said...

No ammonia? Great! I'll take 2 in blue and 1 in orange. Too bad they don't have them in green.

jennifer from pittsburgh said...

Depending on how much betty you have...Hilarious! I can't imagine having a blue betty. That just seems depressing. Betty's more cheerful than that!

Alicia @ boylerpf said...

Call me Malibu Barbie...yee gads...what next!

Savvy Mode SG said...

interesting!!!

karly / design crisis said...

god, i'm so torn between the blue and the pink

down and out chic said...

i needed a good laugh, oh my goodness, if i had been drinking milk it totally would have come up through my nose!

Milly said...

oh god, i think you have outdone yourself....i'm at work and i had to cover my mouth, so i wouldnt burst out laughing lol

Raina said...

I'm going for that Anthony Bourdain Betty look and shan't be needing this product, thankyouverymuch.

(Actually I just want to find some way to get Bourdain near my Betty.)

Char said...

I want a blueberry betty

Pyzahn said...

Really? Women want a blue betty? And when did we start calling "it" betty?

Raina is on the right track...with that bad boy Bourdain wish. But what is his betty "look"?

TERI REES WANG said...

That Malibu blue is right up my Betty!

Alina said...

oy. It is called a Brazilian folks. No need to dye then.

Elizabeth Marie said...

Oh GREAT it has Elder flower in it! I've been looking for some coochie dye with that soothing ingredient.

I have Black Betty stuck in my head now. Itunes here I come. I love that song!

You have outdone yourself here my love, really. I'm just going to throw in the towel!

Dooder City said...

Wow, what the heck? I work in a gay cafe so the fellas are always telling me about unbelievable things they do to prepare for that 'special time.' The most recent shock was that men bleach their rear ends. It was a total shock to me. I guess women do it too. My friends wanted to take a field trip to all get it done and I was like, I pass.

sexypoet said...

i am so tempted to dye it blue and put some pink polkadots.. i'll have to grow some hair on the betty first but ahh what a surprise hubby shall get once he returns home. LOL

Kellie said...

Oh yay! It's no drip! This means the carpet really can match the drapes now w/ no mess!!! :) Soooo funny!

Gabby said...

"depending on how much betty you have"!! LOL

Tikimama said...

I was wondering the same thing as Pyzahn - when did it get the name Betty?

And maybe the blue is so if you have a blue swimsuit...?

creative kerfuffle said...

this is too funny. i might have to try it---pink i think. but, honestly, i think the hubs prefers hairless betty.

Bon Don said...

BUUAHAHAHHAA!!! Shut up!! seriously!@???

Lianne said...

"Not tested on animals" I'm just trying to imagine my dog letting me dye her Betty -- hmmm -- nope not going to happen.

Hanako66 said...

you crack me up....I don't know if hub would find a blue hooha sexy

alissa said...

trying to picture husbands face... look dear! pink!

Lynn said...

I pick BLUE!!!!!
Where do I get this?
Where do you find these hilarious consumer goods!?
Maybe I'll get pink too and make it half and half!

Amy said...

I agree with Pretty Little World - put Hello Kitty on it and it would sell like nuts! Hello Kitty Pink, Smurf Blue, Grimace Purple, Kermit Green...BRILLIANT!

Dan W Johnson said...

Hah! I wonder if they're "tasted" on animals.

Keeley said...

I keep thinking about the Sex and the City episode where Samantha dies her hot pocket! LOL, funny shiz... I just got a good ab workout on that one!

La Belette Rouge said...

Where did you find this stuff??? Hilarious!!!

LENORENEVERMORE said...

I don't mind the Aloe...BUT I don't want Cherry Bark down south!!! ;)

K @ Blog Goggles said...

Blue. Just what I needed.

Carlotta said...

I've left something for you here http://carlotta-myway.blogspot.com/2009/05/awards.html

Marvin D. Wilson said...

My, my, my - well, I guess if you live long enough you'll see just about everything. :)

Fun post. Love your blog - I'll be back ;)

The Old Silly from Free Spirit Blog

awakeningmoon said...

I've seen it all now---love it!!! i'm inclined to go pink :)

tanya said...

whoa is right. Wowza. :-)

...love Maegan said...

Malibu. ...I mean, who picks Malibu? ahahahahahha

gangsta bride said...

Blue, really? Is this what's in sex style these days? I've been in a relationship so long I am totally missing out!

Kimmi said...

I love that it's "Fun Betty"... I mean, seriously?

Chessa! said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thereddeer said...

Oh dear!

Iva said...

wow!

kathleen said...

Crazy!

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