Thursday, June 18, 2009

Bulging






























all pics courtesy of google images

71 comments:

sherri said...

diamond dave and shelley duvall in one post? you are awesome.

Dan W Johnson said...

Hilarious, great post! David Lee Roth is a classic--and is that a real butt on that blond??

TheBeautyFile said...

I love that you managed to incorporate the following things into one post:
a cow's behind, Madonna's arms & a giant beer gut! What's the woman's name with the bulgy eyes & clumped together eye lashes?

Iva said...

OMG! will you please let me shadow you for just one day? June 26th is 'bring your dog to work day', I'll take that, I'll be your fourlegged friend for the day PLEASE PLEASE I'm dying to see the world through your eyes.AHH how do you do it?!?! Will you at the very least tutor my kids so they can become as creatively AMAZING as you? If I beg enough will you? I could come back and comment 100 more times until you say YES?!?!

ticklishfromadistance said...

i LOVE this post! I was grossed out and spazzy delighted at the same time. You are the best. xoxo g.

jillian-anne said...

excellent theme!

Hanako66 said...

omfg you are HILARIOUS....I am laughing so hard....lol....so not what I was expecting with the pug...lol

Savvy Mode SG said...

LOL you are killing me with these pic. i hope that doggie and cat are really put on diet.

TERI REES WANG said...

Yikes!..that's just not nice.

carly said...

if you can believe i had a cat that was as bulky as that one.

diane said...

I started laughing when I got to the alien head, but when I got to the picture of Shelley Duvall, I fell off of my computer chair!

Absolutely Not Martha said...

awesome. (something for you on my blog today.)

Lily G. said...

Haha, wow. I love this post!!! Great images.

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...love Maegan said...

OMG YOU ARE BRILLIANT!! ...Pam looks kinda pretty in that second pic ...surprisingly SOFT ...and BULGING!! ahahahahah

Cheryl said...

When I saw your new post title on my blog list, Bulging, I thought, oh no, that sounds ominous - I can't wait to see what she means by that. Hilarious, and some scary, photos! That octopus is why I will never go deep sea diving. I don't care how shy they're supposed to be, I never want to see that in person.

Pyzahn said...

I am on visual over load. So many smart a** thoughts, so little time.

But I would like to find the owners of those fat animals and stuff foie de gras down their gullet.

Felicia|DaLipstickBandit said...

wow...people like the bulge...

Elizabeth Marie said...

I'm dying. David Beckham can bring his bulge over here. Mmhmmm...

Phoenix said...

Just found your blog -- so glad my boss isn't in the office yet because this post practically had me crying on the floor in laughter. You f*&@ing rock, and so does your blog.

LENORENEVERMORE said...

LOVE these!!!
love all kind of bulges...(never thought I would ever say this...ha!)

tanya said...

holy hell woman, you really know how to make an impact. These pictures are just AMAZING. :-)

Pop Champagne said...

haha, I feel bulging this morning, stupid cramps... I feel like the octopus.

Amy said...

Wow - so many emotions after that - not sure whether to laugh or vomit...

Kristin said...

Just had a bunch of chips. I think I could be featured. I can't believe that there are natural arses in the world like that. I would just like to borrow half a cheek to perk up my rear view. Think Ice T's lady is generous?

Kellie said...

Hilarious (as usual)! The horse is adorable. I actually feel bad for that poor obese dog!

Carlotta said...

the best post ever!!! david lee roth makes laugh all the time I don't know why!

jennifer from pittsburgh said...

Jesus Christ, those bulging eyes and craniums are freaking me out! Some of the others make me think that I have to pee...

sandra said...

girl, you are funny! XD

Pretty Little World said...

I love this! That cat is so cute, but can it even walk?! It's like a dog that lives down the street from us -- I don't think it can even move because it's just one roll of fat.

Phoenix said...

Dude, seriously, spazz away. My comments section is here for you. I am also a huge fan of all caps, exclamations marks, and I swear like a sailor. Welcome to the club. :)

Phoenix said...

also, belated response to your "This Thanksgiving is going to suck royal" post -- ahem. You need a car or another way to take a break, otherwise the meeting with the fam will not go well if you feel cornered. Being "on" (which I totally get) is exhausting, stressful, and if I don't get some time to myself, makes me go from cranky to uber bitch in 4 seconds flat. If the boy wants this to go well, he should make sure you get some breathing room - everybody needs that when meeting new people and I'm sure his family would understand.

Just my not-so-humble opinion on that subject.

karly / design crisis said...

you are pure magic!

b is for brown said...

wow. and i thought you were talking about me from the title alone. ;) yes, i am feeling bloated.

um, those a$$es, really? and the poor pets. love pam's boobies. nicey.

one little simitopian said...

Woah! Pams boobs look ridiculous!!!
That is one funny/gross/freaky post! The chubby horse is adorable!

Simply Mel said...

I am still in awe of the bikini butt bulge...that's just not right!

alissa said...

definitely one of your more disturbing posts haha. i like the chubby pony

caroline duke said...

ohhh my. some of things were just so right. and so many of them were just so wrong.

drollgirl said...
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me melodia said...

Droll?!!!
What would I do w/o ur life saving posts? This left me snorting. I'm waiting in an airport terminal for my manpiece and you having me spewing like a crack pot. Droll is one of my fave spots on the internets. Madonnas sick arms and that blasé alien killed me.

Awesome Sara said...

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! my boyfriend's crotch should be here!!! thanks for think we make a sexy couple!!!

Tikimama said...

You have quite a range! Soooo funny!
And I thought my cat was fat....

Miss Absinthe said...

Ok... I want to know you're stream of thought when you're posting this!!! :) love it.

E.K. said...

Where's an image of the Battle of the Bulge? Sorry, I'm an historian...

Jake Hammell said...

I completely glazed over the photo of Madonna until someone else commented on it. That chick has got some muscle tone! It's gross, but a little admirable.

By the way, I waited until after work just in case something NSFW was on here. The picture of the udder geared my mind into instant perversion mode.

Pen Pen said...

Was that the woman from 'The Shining'??!! The olive oil looking woman with bulging eyes?!!!

Slices of Beauty... said...

Thanks for making me laugh ~ just woke up, beautiful way to start my day!

Penny said...

Uhm,where do you come up with the ideas for these posts?Your mind must never rest,because you always have cool stuff to write about.

She's Dressing Up said...

Haaaa best post I've seen in agggeees

jonas wunderman said...

Ha ... great post, and a great blog. Will be back ....

:)

jonas

The Haute-Shopper said...

I'm not sure I agree with you insulting the animal kingdom by putting their pics above and below that David Lee Roth image ;-) Seriously, someone give the dude some harem pants. I've finally realized why the fashion industry revived these.

Love all the animal shots (yes, even the bloated creatures). Adorable pug! Love the hippos! A little scared of the big boobs and muscles...

thereddeer said...

Man I know how that cow feels with the exploding boobies - ouch!

sallymandy said...

Wow! You really put some time into this one. What did you do your google search on...bulging??

I love the pony in the middle, and the...well, that dude in the undies. I mean, really. Who IS that.

That poor cat just looks miserable.

josie(bean) said...

hahahah oh wow i love this so much, great picture post!

down and out chic said...

hahaha
why are those pets so damn big? what the hell are their owners thinking? yikes.

Milly said...

Good one!!......Beckham...DAMN!!! :)

Lianne said...

These are all fantastic. Love each and everyone of them.

Big Red said...

I think this is my favorite post ever!!!

Makes my Friday even better.

Have a great weekend!

Victoria said...

This is hilarious!!!

xx

http://lilyloveslola.blogspot.com/

tula said...

best round up in the history of the internets!

gangsta bride said...

damn! girlfriend's got some major ass!

A Woman Of No Importance said...

Incredible, Drolly! I tried to comment today on today's writings, but was unable to get the comments box to open at all, sorry...

Please visit me for an award on 22 June. I know you might not publicize awards, but I wanted to offer you one. Hope that's okay, take care x

Ruby said...

You are absolutely wonderful. That is all.

Gabbi said...

Amazing post! Shelley Duvall made me laugh but I feel so bad for the overweight pets... reminds me of fat George :)

K @ Blog Goggles said...

Omg, that is one fat cow. Fat dog, too.

And blue pants? Yowza.

Great collection :)

ana b. said...

This post made me splutter with laughter. Nothing better than fat animals and COCO! Yes. Coco's my girl.

Sam said...

WOW!!!!

chloe said...

hahaha,
awesome collection, i love it! how did you come up with them all!? is this what pops out when you type 'bulge' into google images? x

clorivak said...

Holy Shitballs...I just projectiled laughter and leftover chinese across the room and into a basketball net.

creative kerfuffle said...

i still want to know who looked at a cow's udder and thought, hmmm, i bet something yummy to drink comes out of that.

Conversation Pieces said...

Very funny!!!

Fragrant Liar said...

Dang! You nailed 'em!

That poor pony! I hope she's expecting and not just backed up. That would be bad.