Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Feels Like the First Time




Was there any music playing the first time you had sex? If so, what was it?

Sadly there weren't any sweet tunes playing my first time -- just grunting and panting and such. But this song was playing at full tilt in my head during the deed, and it was all I could do not to belt it out.


55 comments:

Amy said...

haha - no music for me - not sure if it even lasted long enough for a commercial, much less a song...HA

Clorivak said...

All I remember was obnoxious roomates partying in the next room with loud muffled punk rock playing in the background... and saying Ouch quite a few times. *_*

Phoenix said...

LMAO one day I hope to be as cool that when I'm having sex, Foreigner will be playing in my head. I WISH.

Honestly, because of a mix cd my friends gave me, it was the MOULIN ROUGE cover of "Like a Virgin." No wonder I kept giggling.

Iva said...

OMG! {I can not open the link! every time I go to play it Firefox shuts down on me, lame lame lame!} either way this post is hilarious lol. nope. no music! LOL

I can't imagine my weeks without your posts!! How in the world did I get by without you before!?!?!

LENORENEVERMORE said...

I think the song by Frankie Goes To Hollywood- called 'RELAX'...it was playing in my head though! Bahhh....

Gabbi said...

I was afraid to click on the song... not sure why? :) But I love Foreigner! Excellent soundtrack for the first (even if just imagined).

Can't remember if there was music? The event is a blur now... but I can remember thinking 'yuck!' over and over again. Not good, I know, but have since change my view on the deed...*slut!*

Sandra said...

I really don't remember...but Lovegame sound really appropriate! ;)

Sioux said...

Can't remember if there was music - I was too taken in by the whole experience...This one as a GREAT beat!

Hanako66 said...

lol

no, no music for me!

Kitten said...

There wasn't any music going on during the act, but after we were done, he turned on MTV and NSYNC's "It's Gonna Be Me" was playing.

I had no songs going through my head, but I kept thinking, "I'm losing my virginity! YAY!"

Savvy Mode SG said...

no, no music.

Alicia @ boylerpf said...

Do you really think I remember? We're talking AGES ago!!

Milly said...

LMAO!!!....nope no music for me either

Gary Heller said...

This is another great one, DG! I think I was about 15 and was the guitar player in a new band I had joined. I began a relationship with the singer whose brother was the drummer. She and I had sex for the first time ( and mine) in her room in a bunk bed with her father in the living room playing old jazz records and drinking.
They were a very, very liberal family. Her mom was a traveling palm reader. . . I don't remember what was playing but most likely Thelonious Monk and Jon Coltrane.

Chessa! said...

lol...you know...I don't really remember but for some reason I think it was Smashing Pumpkins...I was obsessed with Siamese Dream when it first came out.

Elizabeth Marie said...

omg. I wasn't going to get on blogger today but I can't resist you and your powers.

Ok...remember that band Guster? I wasn't really a fan. But he was.

Pyzahn said...

Music? I don't think I can even remember the guy's name ...Ross?...Russ?

Suffice it to say it wasn't romance, it was..."Let's get this over with I'm tired of being a virgin!"

Felicia|DaLipstickBandit said...

uh no..wasn't special at all..boo!

...love Maegan said...

with the FIRST guy ...I think it was Pearl Jam or Nirvana ...lol .. . .with the third guy it was Mazzy Star "Fade into YOu" ...which HE TOTALLY DID ON PURPOSE ..you know the dancing queen I'm talking about ...ahahhah.

Lily G. said...

no music either. Just get to business, haha. I love that barbie picture.

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Clare said...

I was so drunk I don't remember!

K.Line said...

Hilarious picture, J! No music my first time.

Phoenix said...

Dammit, I can't actually breathe while shouting.

But I'm working on it.

Miss Absinthe said...

Lost it with She's Gotta Have It on the tv in the background... I hope I meet Spike Lee someday so I can tell him... :)

NODtoMOD said...

omg...you totally crack me up. thanks for the 'effing comment on my new look!;) there was this super cheesy song playing during my first time...totally lame but i guess it kind of took away from the 'weirdness' of it all. wouldnt change a thing though...except for it to have been good!:)

jennifer from pittsburgh said...

Yes, there was music, on the radio. I believe at the beginning, as things were heating up, it was Supertramp, Take The Long Way Home. I don't remember what played after that, she was that intoxicating :)

diane said...

Was that the song stuck in your head because it felt so "foreign" or because it was the first time?
I had no soundtrack the first time, but I have music stuck in my head all of the time now. Usually it's Sesame Street songs.

erin@designcrisis said...

I think the first time took 0.2 seconds, so no chance for a song to even play!

Hit 40 said...

If you switch from compose to html, you can cut and paste the embedded html from youtube. The embed code is to the right on youtube. Then, the song is on your site. Try it for fun.

Kellie said...

Is it sad that I don't remember a damn thing about my 1st time other than who it was with??? Oops. Early onset alzheimers...

Morgan said...

OK - are you ready for this one? It was "Forever in Blue Jeans" by Neil Diamond. No joke. I couldn't make that shit up if I tried.

Lynn said...

This is dedicated to the one I love by those three girls? I've forgotten who sang it! Damn!
Each night before you go to bed my baby weeee-ooo
whisper a little prayer for me my baby,weee-ooo

Dream Sequins said...

Dang. Who can remember that far back? Just kidding. Love that Ken and Barbie photo, however.

alissa said...

no! i actually remember things 'wow its really quiet'.

love the barbie shot. shes so snazzy.

Dan W Johnson said...

There was no music playing at the time (I was just glad to be losing my virginity at twenty) but the morning after while thinking,"That's it?!" Gerry Rafferty, Baker Street was playing on my clock radio. Every time I hear that song I think of that morning..

Andhari said...

oh dont you wish to go back to that moment? Just to redo and cancel some things, make things right you know? lol

E said...

HA! I just heard this song today and it always gets me pumped (zing!)!

Gabby said...

The TV may have been on, but no music. How tragic.

thereddeer said...

Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Blood Sugar Sex Magic, and it wasn't just one song - it was the whole album :P

Fresh said...

OH man, I love MOrgan's answer! FOREVER IN BLUE JEANS???? Wish I could say that! But no.

Sasha said...

no no music..not even in my head.. nothing that great to even remember!

Fashion and more said...

lol, am i supposed to remember? it was over 40 years ago, lots of water went under the bridge since.

Awesome Sara said...

no music. well there was was but i couldnt tell you want it was bc it was muffled from the apt upstairs.

Penny said...

There was no music playing,unfortunately,but I guess it was for the best,because my first time was so bad,the song might've totally distracted me from the deed.

miriam said...

hmm, no music for me either... it was just painful on a boat! x.

Midtown Girl said...

I think he was trying to be "romantic" or something...Sade, cant remember which song tho..and not bc it was that good - LOL.

Rachel Follett said...

You are too funny! No music for me. I wish I did because maybe it would have helped to make it less awkward.

one little simitopian said...

Hehe. Nope- no music for me, just the sounds of a young guy figuring out what to do...(was his first time too) his style was pretty much wham, bam, thankyou ma'm. It was crap, but I was too drunk to care.
It was romantic and shit.
On the subject of music to bonk by though, one of the funniest things was doing it to the sounds of a band called Estradasphere..it was sounding kinda heavy and fucky, but then, right at the crucial moment it suddenly changed into this gypsy/polka type thing, and completely killed the mood. We had to stop and change the music.
But it was too late. the moment had gone T_T

Alina said...

It's been so long since the first time I don't even remember where it happened never mind what music was playing.

LOL

Diane said...

Hahaha, this post makes me giggle and titter.

No music for me, although I don't think it even lasted for an entire song. We didn't know what the hell we were doing, though, high school, y'know?

down and out chic said...

no music, boring, boring, boring is all i have to say about it.

valerie said...

hahahaa no music, but my best friend had U2's "With or Without You" on her first time! I can't listen to that song the same anymore!

Kelly said...

Poison by Bell Biv Devoe(and it was playinfg on MTV). Ugh.. I cringe everytime I hear it.

Sam said...

Cringe-o-rama - totally ghastly and I've put a mental brick over the whole event!

khryss said...

no music for the first time...but after i used to hear robbie williams...perfect