Friday, June 12, 2009

P is for....

Plenty of penis books:

Men Are from Penis









Manhood: The Rise and Fall of the Penis


Once up on a Penis












39 comments:

TheBeautyFile said...

You're too funny...have a great weekend!

Mary-Laure said...

This is just too hilarious... Especially "Men are from Penis" - so true.

Chessa! said...

OHNOYOUDIDNT!!!!! love it. have a fabulous weekend.

...love Maegan said...

OMG THE MANHOOD PUBES ARE KILLING ME ....DYING DYING DYING DYING ....like a little lion's mane. FUCK. so funny.

Milly said...

bbwaahhhhaaaa....you kill me...i want the penis activity book...lol

P.S.
i'll lend you some accessories if you lend me your ruffled bag, saw it on Maegan's blog too cute

Elizabeth Marie said...

ONCE UP ON A PENIS.


Holy shit. OMG. I LOVE YOUUUUUUU.

(and the big black penis book hmmm)

Summer reading is fun!

Gary Heller said...

:) jeesh, there is certainly something very exciting and intriguing to a man about a woman that writes a book about pleasing the penis.

btw, your response to Liannes(at my kitchen table) "Post Script" posting was hilarious!
Have great weekend.

Missy said...

I SO needed this! LOL

TERI REES WANG said...

Penis-Schmenis!

P is for...
Prickly Pear ;P

Anthony said...

If ONLY men's pubes looked as attractive as they do on that statue...
Maybe, with a real good conditioner? Hot-oil treatment? No, WAIT, scratch that last one! Ouch!

Gabbi said...

I need a 'Penis Pokey' (book)... and with a pen?! Bargain. :)

Gabby said...

I was waiting for the follow up to the vag post...I knew you had it coming!

Hanako66 said...

lol

you freaking kill me...what a way to kick start my weekend!

Iva said...

OMG this just made me remember being being younger and kids asking "Hey! Do you want to join the Pen-15 Club?" and if you said YES you got slapped with "penis" written on your hand! LOL

Tikimama said...

I could read Histoire du penis and just say I was brushing up my French language skills.

sexypoet said...

i have to have that penis pokey activity book. LOL wonder what type of activities are in it? hmmm

Pyzahn said...

Holy crap. I thought the vagina books were a hoot but these are hysterical.

I have a "penis" finger puppet. I should scan it and share it on my blog.

Happy weekend.

lookrichbitch said...

OMG. i'm totally blushing! had to avert my eyes because i'm just an old fashioned girl. ;)

Iva said...

http://travel.sympatico.msn.ca/RobinEsrock/Articles/worlds_grossest_food

Penis soup? gross.

kelly said...

i totally have O face right now ... like OMG LOL

clorivak said...

Oh sweet willy wang...Peens for Life.
<3

diane said...

I got Tickle His Pickle at a sex toy party. It has only one or two bits of good advice, the rest is stupid.
(I said "one or two bits")haha.

Kim said...

You're not kidding. I really don't think we need anymore books on penis pleasing! It's seems pretty straightforward. I think there need to be some books on how to get women to please the penis - do the dishes, shutup when I go shopping for clothes, let me sleep in, - you get the idea!

Diana said...

ah my comment didn't post the first time! sorry if it comes up twice!
i'm embarassed to say one of my brides maids got me one of the books in the list! LOL!!

Diane said...

Fact and Phallusy! srsly! lmao!

this is insane!

one little simitopian said...

Hahahahha!!!! I especially love "the rise and fall of the penis" hehe :D
These certainly tickled my funny bone... hehe, "bone" *juvenile snicker*

Andhari said...

Men on a penis huh?

I wonder, you know , what's their purpose and what they eat and everything lol

Char said...

LOL

chloe said...

tickle his pickle!? hahaha

Pen Pen said...

It’s like 3:15 am here for me and I gotta sleep, so I’ll be back later today to read ur blog, but I couldn’t go to sleep without letting u know that I am officially tagging you! Go to my blog and read the post :You’re It! To find out what the heck I’m talking about! ☺

NIKI said...

What is your fav, Big black ? :)

sandra said...

love your posts...so funny!! XD

LENORENEVERMORE said...

whahaha...
are you trying to get me a hard on?! ~Fab weekend darling! XO*

Big Red said...

mmmmmm... penis....

gangsta bride said...

The Penis Book: An Owner's Manual for Use, Maintenance and Repair. Do they really need a manual?!? Well I suppose they are boys.

down and out chic said...

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http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=7075684
you're going to love it.

creative kerfuffle said...

where in the hell do you find these things! i love it!

Sister Wolf said...

Penises! It's a penis plethora! nice work!

Penny said...

I think I just had a penis overdose after looking at all these book covers.

And guys think we're obsessive about our looks/body parts.Ha,funny.