Thursday, June 11, 2009

Pasties and Pastries



























Pasties images by xarq and pixieclipx on flickr; pastries images found via google images.

65 comments:

erin@designcrisis said...

I totally whizzed past the tits and went straight for the tarts, of course.

I am hungry now.

Lily G. said...

wow, look at those pastries. Very artistic, and they look good too!

Pop Champagne said...

hahahaha! I never thought of those nipple pasties this way before

TERI REES WANG said...

Oh, You TART!

Iva said...

I will never look at pastries the same again...on one hand I can thank you because I don't have to now worry about pastries being the scale tipping culprit anymore...but my taste buds are NOT thrilled about this! ..but the pasties are all very cool lol


(ps first let me say that for some reason the sound on my laptop is being fritzy so I couldn't hear anything, I'll try again on another computer...BUT SHE IS ADORABLE! Love the purple boa, amazing pink sunglasses FABULOUS outfit....and omg how cute is the other little one too?!- this is yet another reason why its seriously not cool being an only child, I'll never have cute nieces or nephews!!)

TheBeautyFile said...

ok...you are just so clever. pasties always made me laugh...like why is that part so obscene when the rest is totally exposed...lol!

me melodia said...

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE

Gary Heller said...

As I'm sipping on a big mug of black coffee, these sure look like just the thing to enhance the overall morning experience. . . and of course I'll have the pastries as well ;)

me melodia said...

btw: Pls repost this on Tiger Butter.
This is fabulously sweet and naughty. You're my fave Droll.

Ps... Did you see that we're engaged to Kitty Stampede together?

b is for brown said...

your posts really are brilliant! love this one.

kelly said...

are there any pasties made of pastries?

yay

ambika said...

Oh my gosh, too funny. Love it.

kelly said...

oh and i forgot - about my post..the snoooty f*ckers. i would want to blast them with a uzi too...just because i have a really bad temper.

anger issues, uzi's, syd barrett and Norwegian death metal. you are my kinda bitch. <<----in a non offensive manner! lol

Alicia @ boylerpf said...

Oh the joy of the letter "r"...French too!

LipstickOne said...

lol, so cute!

parkaveprincess said...

Thanks for letting me know about the coloring on my site... it's hard for me to tell because I think the colors might be a little darker on my computer. I'm definitley going to change it soon! Maybe to a darker navy blue or something.

Great post :)

diane said...

But they're not real boobs, are they the display models?

The Seeker said...

LOL, you're hilarious....
But I don't care about those pastries on models, I want those tarts.... please!!

Luv

xoxo

sealaura said...

This was very tastefully done! WOW, I have been out of the loop but wow this post perked me up!

gangsta bride said...

sex, sweets, sex, sweets, im totally spinning right now.

Elizabeth Marie said...

Can they make a raspberry tart pastie? I'd eat it off myself. Omg what does that mean.

In any case, I'm huuuungry. For pastries! Not the stick on kind.

clorivak said...

Mmmm...and Oooooo...I've never worn pasties before but am gonna have to get some...those ones are pretty awesome!!! You can make your own with Pastries and they make for some yummmy dessert for the manbeast.

I loove this post woman!

...love Maegan said...

PASTIES AND PASTRIES ...AHAHAHAH

I LOVE IT. I wish I could yell it over the mountaintops PASTIES AND PASTRIES.

also ...i love the first ones ...pasties that is

Alan Negative said...

Not sure which I'd try to eat first

jennifer from pittsburgh said...

Some of those pasties look like little nipple tams that some scottish grandmother knitted for her stripper granddaughter ;)
One last bit: First stripper I ever saw was so old (over sixty, at least) that it turned me straight for five years.

Chrystina said...

You never fail to entertain. This was amazing. Im so tired I'm like " pasties and pastries? what? she doesnt mean..."

And I scroll down.. OH YUMMMY, I'M hungry, why do pastries look so good?

scroll down a little more... OMG! She did mean Pasties!!!

Yummy

OMG


yummy


OMG!

yummy

OMG Hey.... that looks like food...



And so it continued.I must say they really do make them appetizing. But I think you need to be a certain cup size to pull of those little cone heads and frankly I passed that size ohhh in elementary school... darn

BUT I will take the PASTRIES!

ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND said...

See if you can say this tongue twister really fast: "Tasty tarts wear tasty pasties that look like tasty pastries."

creative kerfuffle said...

how very cool. but---how exactly do you get pasties to stay put?

Anthony said...

I'm pretty sure there's such a thing as 'Tasty Pasties' you can buy. They're not made of pastries, but they ARE edible. Much like edible panties! Now, THOSE have always grossed me out! I can't help but imagine skid marks... Then again, if those skid marks were ACTUAL chocolate, I might start eatin' me some panties!

Cheryl said...

I love it! I want to eat the pastries - while wearing pasties!

sexypoet said...

those look amazing!! the pastries not the boobs. lol well those are alright too but not as nice as mine.. god knows i always come prepared with my nip art.. ha

Gabby said...

Brilliant! I had no idea some pasties looked so...quaint!

Hanako66 said...

lol

you are genius!

Robin said...

Haha.
Those are absolutely brilliant.

Robin
http://threadbearthoughts.blogspot.com/

Char said...

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, pasteries

down and out chic said...

i'm not sure what i was expecting when i read your title, but it wasn't this. oh my god, what would i do without your blog?

Pyzahn said...

Yeah, I'm a tart girl myself. But I did like the little plaid pasties with the lace trim.

I swear you are just the most clever blogger in the whole wide blogosphere.

Kellie said...

How do you come up w/ these!?!? Love it!

Chessa! said...

I could never wear these...and not bc I wouldn't but bc my girls are not that perky anymore! they're good but not as great as they models so it just wouldn't work. lol

and btw, yeah, how DO you come up with these. I'd like to open up your head and crawl around there for a while... :)

Bon Don said...

I'll have you know, that because of this post in my weakness I called up our Executive Pastry Chef and raided the pastry Shop for a custard fruit tart!! and I was doing so good hahaha

Lianne said...

I am particularly fond of the toques and tartans (that would be pasties.) As for the pastries, maybe the creampuffs. Absolutely hilarious.

Diana said...

you would think breasts would kill my appetite but no! these pastries look delish! YUM

one little simitopian said...

hehe. you funny!
I love pastries....yum!
I think I would look hilarious in pasties!

Emily said...

OMG- seriously, I adore your blog so much- you never cease to make me smile.... love it. LOVE it. -e

Amy said...

I wonder if I can get those pasties on Etsy??? I like the one with the blue balls! And I'd be all honey that's all you're gettin'!!!

thereddeer said...

mmmm pastries!!!

alissa said...

hahahahaha
there are days im really glad i dont read any blogs at work.
they all look like some committee of old ladies got together and made them.

Awesome Sara said...

I was scrolling past and i saw images of tits and i was like, what the fuck, i didn;t know tarts were giving me tit boners. then i went through it again to double check and there were tits there. that was such a mind fuck.

Life With Dogs said...

I just quit my job to spend the rest of my life in this post.

Clare said...

The tartan pasties are the bomb. I would wear those!

Sasha said...

hahahah...LOl!!! some pastries look yummi! now I am going to need to eat something sweet!

sallymandy said...

You Are So Funny.

!!!

tanya said...

oh my, those pasties look quite...delectable :-)

Penny said...

Now I have a craving for some sort of pastry :(

GUGAW said...

awesome. you make me giggle x

The Haute-Shopper said...

You know, considering how many pastry decorations look like nipples, it was only a matter of time, before someone made the connection ;-) The foodie creations are yummylicious though. Might have to drop by the pastry store on my way back home...

carly said...

totally read this at work yesterday and was in tears laughing. i work in a library. hilarious post.
all our nips need to feel pretty once in a while.

Alina said...

A couple of those pasties are weird. Who would wear knitted pasties? Who would knit pasties? I now have an image of grandmas knitting pasties for there grand-daughter strippers.

yucky.

Dee Beale said...

This made me chuckle, always some fun finds on your blog.

Dooder City said...

I never realized how the both fit so well together...now the question is what do men prefer to lick more? Just kiding. I know my bf would appreciate the pasties...although I feel like pasties would hurt when you ripped them off.

Kristin said...

DUDE. The pasties/pastries are priceless!

Tikimama said...

I so could have used this as a teaching tool in my ESL class a couple of months ago! Where were you then, oh language tart?

Gabbi said...

Pretty guilty pleasures! Awesome post... :)

lookrichbitch said...

you're killing me!!! *blush*

Kim said...

Often during the day at work I glance at your blog just to see what you're up to. You are never boring my friend!