I totally whizzed past the tits and went straight for the tarts, of course.I am hungry now.
wow, look at those pastries. Very artistic, and they look good too!
hahahaha! I never thought of those nipple pasties this way before
Oh, You TART!
I will never look at pastries the same again...on one hand I can thank you because I don't have to now worry about pastries being the scale tipping culprit anymore...but my taste buds are NOT thrilled about this! ..but the pasties are all very cool lol(ps first let me say that for some reason the sound on my laptop is being fritzy so I couldn't hear anything, I'll try again on another computer...BUT SHE IS ADORABLE! Love the purple boa, amazing pink sunglasses FABULOUS outfit....and omg how cute is the other little one too?!- this is yet another reason why its seriously not cool being an only child, I'll never have cute nieces or nephews!!)
ok...you are just so clever. pasties always made me laugh...like why is that part so obscene when the rest is totally exposed...lol!
As I'm sipping on a big mug of black coffee, these sure look like just the thing to enhance the overall morning experience. . . and of course I'll have the pastries as well ;)
btw: Pls repost this on Tiger Butter. This is fabulously sweet and naughty. You're my fave Droll. Ps... Did you see that we're engaged to Kitty Stampede together?
your posts really are brilliant! love this one.
are there any pasties made of pastries? yay
Oh my gosh, too funny. Love it.
oh and i forgot - about my post..the snoooty f*ckers. i would want to blast them with a uzi too...just because i have a really bad temper. anger issues, uzi's, syd barrett and Norwegian death metal. you are my kinda bitch. <<----in a non offensive manner! lol
Oh the joy of the letter "r"...French too!
lol, so cute!
Thanks for letting me know about the coloring on my site... it's hard for me to tell because I think the colors might be a little darker on my computer. I'm definitley going to change it soon! Maybe to a darker navy blue or something.Great post :)
But they're not real boobs, are they the display models?
LOL, you're hilarious....But I don't care about those pastries on models, I want those tarts.... please!!Luvxoxo
This was very tastefully done! WOW, I have been out of the loop but wow this post perked me up!
sex, sweets, sex, sweets, im totally spinning right now.
Can they make a raspberry tart pastie? I'd eat it off myself. Omg what does that mean.In any case, I'm huuuungry. For pastries! Not the stick on kind.
Mmmm...and Oooooo...I've never worn pasties before but am gonna have to get some...those ones are pretty awesome!!! You can make your own with Pastries and they make for some yummmy dessert for the manbeast.I loove this post woman!
PASTIES AND PASTRIES ...AHAHAHAHI LOVE IT. I wish I could yell it over the mountaintops PASTIES AND PASTRIES. also ...i love the first ones ...pasties that is
Not sure which I'd try to eat first
Some of those pasties look like little nipple tams that some scottish grandmother knitted for her stripper granddaughter ;)One last bit: First stripper I ever saw was so old (over sixty, at least) that it turned me straight for five years.
You never fail to entertain. This was amazing. Im so tired I'm like " pasties and pastries? what? she doesnt mean..."And I scroll down.. OH YUMMMY, I'M hungry, why do pastries look so good?scroll down a little more... OMG! She did mean Pasties!!!YummyOMGyummyOMG!yummyOMG Hey.... that looks like food...And so it continued.I must say they really do make them appetizing. But I think you need to be a certain cup size to pull of those little cone heads and frankly I passed that size ohhh in elementary school... darnBUT I will take the PASTRIES!
See if you can say this tongue twister really fast: "Tasty tarts wear tasty pasties that look like tasty pastries."
how very cool. but---how exactly do you get pasties to stay put?
I'm pretty sure there's such a thing as 'Tasty Pasties' you can buy. They're not made of pastries, but they ARE edible. Much like edible panties! Now, THOSE have always grossed me out! I can't help but imagine skid marks... Then again, if those skid marks were ACTUAL chocolate, I might start eatin' me some panties!
I love it! I want to eat the pastries - while wearing pasties!
those look amazing!! the pastries not the boobs. lol well those are alright too but not as nice as mine.. god knows i always come prepared with my nip art.. ha
Brilliant! I had no idea some pasties looked so...quaint!
lolyou are genius!
Haha.Those are absolutely brilliant.Robinhttp://threadbearthoughts.blogspot.com/
i'm not sure what i was expecting when i read your title, but it wasn't this. oh my god, what would i do without your blog?
Yeah, I'm a tart girl myself. But I did like the little plaid pasties with the lace trim.I swear you are just the most clever blogger in the whole wide blogosphere.
How do you come up w/ these!?!? Love it!
I could never wear these...and not bc I wouldn't but bc my girls are not that perky anymore! they're good but not as great as they models so it just wouldn't work. loland btw, yeah, how DO you come up with these. I'd like to open up your head and crawl around there for a while... :)
I'll have you know, that because of this post in my weakness I called up our Executive Pastry Chef and raided the pastry Shop for a custard fruit tart!! and I was doing so good hahaha
I am particularly fond of the toques and tartans (that would be pasties.) As for the pastries, maybe the creampuffs. Absolutely hilarious.
you would think breasts would kill my appetite but no! these pastries look delish! YUM
hehe. you funny!I love pastries....yum!I think I would look hilarious in pasties!
OMG- seriously, I adore your blog so much- you never cease to make me smile.... love it. LOVE it. -e
I wonder if I can get those pasties on Etsy??? I like the one with the blue balls! And I'd be all honey that's all you're gettin'!!!
hahahahahathere are days im really glad i dont read any blogs at work.they all look like some committee of old ladies got together and made them.
I was scrolling past and i saw images of tits and i was like, what the fuck, i didn;t know tarts were giving me tit boners. then i went through it again to double check and there were tits there. that was such a mind fuck.
I just quit my job to spend the rest of my life in this post.
The tartan pasties are the bomb. I would wear those!
hahahah...LOl!!! some pastries look yummi! now I am going to need to eat something sweet!
You Are So Funny. !!!
oh my, those pasties look quite...delectable :-)
Now I have a craving for some sort of pastry :(
awesome. you make me giggle x
You know, considering how many pastry decorations look like nipples, it was only a matter of time, before someone made the connection ;-) The foodie creations are yummylicious though. Might have to drop by the pastry store on my way back home...
totally read this at work yesterday and was in tears laughing. i work in a library. hilarious post.all our nips need to feel pretty once in a while.
A couple of those pasties are weird. Who would wear knitted pasties? Who would knit pasties? I now have an image of grandmas knitting pasties for there grand-daughter strippers.yucky.
This made me chuckle, always some fun finds on your blog.
I never realized how the both fit so well together...now the question is what do men prefer to lick more? Just kiding. I know my bf would appreciate the pasties...although I feel like pasties would hurt when you ripped them off.
DUDE. The pasties/pastries are priceless!
I so could have used this as a teaching tool in my ESL class a couple of months ago! Where were you then, oh language tart?
Pretty guilty pleasures! Awesome post... :)
you're killing me!!! *blush*
Often during the day at work I glance at your blog just to see what you're up to. You are never boring my friend!
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