Friday, June 5, 2009

V is for....

Very interesting reading?






















The Industrial Vagina: The Political Economy of the Global Sex Trade



(This last entry is hard to read, but just check the title below)




Dedications:


A big thanks to Pyzhan at Prattle from the Flatlands for sending me the image* that inspired this post. Check out her blog.

And another big thanks goes out to Diana at ourcitylights for showing me the hilarious Cunt Coloring Book, which I recently posted over at Tiger Butter. Be sure to check out these blogs, too!

50 comments:

Chessa! said...

you are awesome. my fave is the coloring book...

Maverick Malone said...

These are awesome. You forgot the Vagina Monologues! Have you read that one? it's a classic...quite funny, too :) Can't wait to check out some of these, though!

xox, Mavi

K.Line said...

Gynocentrism RULZ!

Char said...

LOL oh my

NIKI said...

Oh, vagina stuff! I like!!

down and out chic said...

that coloring book would make a fantastic gift for a few of my friends...oh i'd be interested in reading the first book (seriously.)

b is for brown said...

i really like the coloring book! i could have fun with that. i mean, who doesn't want a smurf blue GINA.

Awesome Sara said...

lol!! love it!!! i wish my vagina would pay my rent and make me breakfast in the morning and write a best seller. fucking lazy bitch.

erin@designcrisis said...

Very topical for me, since I am obsessed with what is about to happen to my own bajingo after it spits out this 20lb baby. Do you think the coloring book may have some helpful info?

Pyzahn said...

Who knew there were so many interesting reads on the Vajayjay. I, too, love the coloring book.

Thanks for the mention. When I saw the book, I just knew you were the one to take off with it. And see... I was right!

LipstickOne said...

ummmmm............wow....lol

i love there's an owner's manual, lol

Lianne said...

I've always loved that an elephant's vagina is called a vestibule -- talk about an entrance hall!

Kristin said...

I have to agree, the coloring book is hilarious. No honey, you can't color that book...it's Mommy's. Ewwwwwwwwww.

NODtoMOD said...

oh...i think i might have to purchase the vagina coloring book....take up some of my free time;)....and maybe have my boyfriend have a go at it! xo

Alisa said...

So much reading and so little time!

Elizabeth Marie said...

First I had a touch of dyslexia and I thought it said The Coloring Book of BIG VAGINAS. And I was scared.

I don't like the word vulva. I think webster should take it back. It's like not ok with me.

This is amazing. Outdone yourself yet again!

Gary Heller said...

Holy Shit, WTF! LOL
You are too much, DG.
Haunted Vagina?! :)
The license plate is pretty cool.
V4 Gina
As John Lennon once said, "If you can think of it, its been done"

Savvy Mode SG said...

LOL. and i am just reading a book about evolution of sex.

Hanako66 said...

omg dg....lololol!

you just started my friday off right!

creative kerfuffle said...

ok, you rocked my world before, but now? i think i just fell in love. omfg. i want a vagina coloring book. i wonder how many of these books i could find at my little local library? and how many strange looks would i get if i checked them all out at once! omg. this is priceless!

Gabbi said...

That mercedes buying Vagina book sounds a little on the illegal side... I'm taking that one with me the next time I get summonsed for Jury Duty!

Diane said...

great post! lol!!!!! i gotta check out the 60 things book!

La Belette Rouge said...

So, do you know the answer? Can a vagina buy a mercedes?

The vagina colouring book makes me think of your post on hair colouring for the carpets. Fantastic!

Milly said...

LMAO!!!....the coloring book?? oh god too funny

Chris said...

My favorite is the "60 things that look like vaginas" book. I always see stuff like that and wonder if others see the same thing I do. LOL!

Gabby said...

What CAN my pelvic floor do for me?? Make me a cocktail, muthafucka!

Happy weekend!

Bon Don said...

Bring on the coloring book!! hahaha Dripping vagina sound soooo gross! eeww lol

miriam said...

haha, love these!

Kellie said...

Oh yay! I've always wanted a vagina coloring book! :) Haha!

The Seeker said...

Soooo funny!!!!
Love the way you make me laugh!!!
(And when I need it more...)

Lots of love

xoxo

Amy said...

wow - I am scared that all these books exist!!!

carly said...

:) love this.
vagina monologues is my favourite

...love Maegan said...

UUUUUUUUUUU-MAZING.


I Saw the Vag Monologues and let me tell you IT WAS NOT FUNNY ...you know who thought it was funny? Old Ladies. Like grandma old.

clorivak said...

Vajayjays!!!! hahahahahahehehehhbaaba...One time my manbeast and I were in line buying groceries and one of the mags on the stand had an article called "Listening to your Vajayjay"or something like that, we just about shit ourselves, right then and there. I think it was cosmo or something. It said VAJAYJAY!! bahaha....I'm so mature.

p.s- treat your vajayjay and yourself to some fun this weekend!!!

p.s-The Haunted Vagina sounds pretty intense.loooooool

Tikimama said...

My older daughter started by calling her vagina her "teeny little bottom" then it evolved to "my little china".
I want to see the Owner's Manual! Hope I'm not overdue for an oil change.

clorivak said...

BTW....I looooooove your Panda Header, its amazing. but I did also adore your last...ahh...change is good though! :)

Fragrant Liar said...

And I thought I was obsessed with vagina lore. You aced it, drollgirl.

Heh, heh. My verification word is HORRE. The universe is listening.

Iva said...

WOOHA! I came here to totally THANK YOU for commenting, on my blog, by way of the most fabulous Liz! (I completely love her!!) - I knew you were hilarious and really cool, because if she thought that about you, then of course it was true!!...but i was NOT expecting. wow. she wasn't exaggerating at all. You really are awesome and hysterical!

Iva said...

this*.....sorry I meant to write "not expecting this"...I have typing issues clearly.

sorry for my face back to back!!

Elizabeth Marie said...

Oh my baby jesus...YOUR NEW HEADER! I love it! I'm dying. The look on it's face..blank stare. OHHHH YOUUUUUU are perfection in a bottle.

I hope you are up and about soon!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miss Absinthe said...

OMG! I needed the laugh you've just given me! Thx and have a great weekend.

Gabbi said...

ps. you have an award! :)

one little simitopian said...

Haha! Brilliant post!
"The Haunted Vagina" !???? *accidentally spurts tea out of nose whilst laughing* I hope it's not a poltergiest.....
Oh I've seen "The Cunt Colouring Book" at this bookshop in Melbourne. Hilarious!

sandra said...

owner's manual! Love this post!! :D

NIKI said...

Yeah maybe creepy, but hey i like it creepy sometimes!

Yeah this weekend have started well, and yours? Im going to the store to get some stuff so i can start cooking for tonights dinner!

kelly said...

dude! lizzyboo introduced me to you with her bag post and i'm addicted! so now i follow you!!! yaya good luck with the giveaway!

Underfunded Heiress said...

Wow! This is hilarious. Those are actual books? Haha. Love it!

Thanks for your brunch suggestion. I wonder what it is. We don't want to go too fancy (we have to pay!) but still more upscale than the typical breakfast place. It's difficult to find a place that is nice but still cool and not uptight and stuffy.

Keeley said...

WOW!!! A vag coloring book, that is just awesome. OMG, who knew!!!

Diana said...

*blinks*

wow, i had no idea these were printed but so glad you shared the coloring book!!

Penny said...

A dripping vagina.Getting caught under it.Not something I can really picture,but should be a very intruiging read,along with A Haunted Vagina.