Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Big White Choppers





























Suddenly I am reminded that I need to go to the dentist. Ugh.



all pics via google images

68 comments:

morgan said...

Good Lord! Jon Bon Jovi is either the victim of Photoshop overkill or his dentist took him a couple of levels too high. He looks like Ross Gellar from Friends when he had glow-in-dark teeth.

Kellie said...

You've done it again! These are hilarious! Love it!

Kitten said...

LOL! This reminds me of MY trip to the dentist this past Monday. I had X-rays done, and they think they may have found a cavity BETWEEN my molars due to lack of flossing. I didn't know you could get cavities there. Since then, I've been flossing like crazy.

Namine said...

some of these are crazy!!

thanks for the reminder!

Carlotta said...

gary is scaring very scaring!!

Amy said...

Love the rabbit teeth - and that ape has remarkably clean teeth - I might have to call him to see who his dentist is...

josie(bean) said...

ahhh so much TEEF!
i love it (gosh do i say that ENOUGH for ALL your posts?! hahah).
this definitely made me smile :D

Diana said...

ugh don't remind me either! :P

GUGAW said...

i think my teeth might be quite british....ah well!

kelly said...

two words (besides these) - Chicle Gum

LOL

Pretty Little World said...

Is it weird that I think that the animals are cuter than the celebrities??

You always seem to find the best "freak-me-out" celeb photos!!

Pyzahn said...

I kept thinking..."C'mon, where's Marie Osmond?"....then...poof...thar she blows.

LOVE the rabbit and various other animals.

Be still my heart - John Bon Jovi.

Now I know why that Rhys Meyer (?) guy never smiles...he looks like he's experiencing discomfort.

Sandra said...

FUNNY!!!! *can you see my teeth? XD

Diane said...

that bunny is tooooo cute!
and
gary busey (sp?) is tooooo creepy!!

LENORENEVERMORE said...

...please don't remind me of dentist, it's heartbreaking for moi!...sob-sob**

♥Aubrey said...

Goodness...teeth are a big deal to me. It's the first thing i look at i'll admit. I want to get mine shaved to be completely straight across the top. Crazy i know :)-
Have a wonderful day...i'm gonna try to get that last pic outta my head now.

{{Hugs}}

ticklishfromadistance said...

You are killing me here. One is better than the next. The horse looks like he loves this post, too. xox g.

Iva said...

OMG! you outdo your own self every.single.day. you are so cool. I wish I had teeth like that.sigh.

{do you remember the big blahblah when Hilary Duff got veneers on?}

Happy Wednesday oh goddess blogger!
<3

Savvy Mode SG said...

LOL, you are so funny. yeah, it's about time to visit the dentist for me too. darn it. why do you have to remind me??? : (

TERI REES WANG said...

Oh, so I need a new grill..!

Elizabeth Marie said...

OMG! When I got my veneers, I had to wait for things to heal, and I totally had horse teef!!! They were HUGE! HUGE! Hillary Duff style.

It was traumatic. Thank god my dentist shaved those puppies down. I could barely talk too, because I had these huge ass teeth in my mouth.

Simply Mel said...

This post made me want to sit and brush my teeth all day long! Hilarious!

Gabby said...

Oh woman, you make me smile!

Milly said...

LMAO!!!...i need to go to the dentist and floss and brush my teeth every 30mins after seeing these pics :)

Alina said...

I love going to the dentist. I'm not kidding. It's great!

There are 1 or 2 peeps here that need a little tooth whitener.

TERI REES WANG said...

Oh, I cannot wait for all my teeth to fall out so I can get my own row of pearls that pop in and pop out anytime I want. Doctor said, when we get old, if we have not lost our teeth yet, pull them out! We'll be happier. I'm ready now. -T ;P

Sioux said...

WHAT?! No Julia Roberts?!

Miss Absinthe said...

love the bunny... :) Merci for the giggle!

Lily G. said...

haha, wow, look at all these crazy chompers!

Sam said...

Fantastic! Those Hollywood nashers just look sooo natural, don't they! They must floss alot!! I'm a bit concerned about that Baboon. Someone should tell him his flies are undone.

Gary Heller said...

LOL, the first person i thought of when I read your post title was Gary Busey.
Teri Rees Wang, I'm with you on that. I feel like pullin them all out and havin some nice set of low maintenance choppers in there.
My dentist insists its always best to save the original teeth as long as we can. . .I'm thinkin thats good for him as he keeps gettin paid whereas I won't be back so much after they are out.

LiLu said...

The bunny and the llama?

Just TOTALLY made my day.

Char said...

yummmmm on some! LOL

dentists = ouch

Kristin said...

Holy veneers. I'm blinded!

Fashion and more said...

Hahahhhahaha, about the baboon and the undone fly.

*Diane* said...

lmao!!!! hilarious.

TheBeautyFile said...

Is it normal that I cringe when I see Speidi? Am I alone in my disgust??

Fresh said...

May I suggest another? Giada de Laurentis from Food Network. I call her Giada de la Alligator-mouth. :-D grrr

Felicia|DaLipstickBandit said...

say no to veneers

Dracenea said...

I can't believe only a couple people noticed the "jolly monkey"! I had to scroll back up cuz' I didn't believe it. :)

Alicia @ boylerpf said...

Oh these are great! Funny part, the animals are real and the people have been buffed and whitened to death!!

Princess Kaylynn said...

Gary Busey, LMAO!! Man, he's crazier than a coconut!!

thereddeer said...

The baboon - nooooo! Too much information :P

apriliniowa said...

I will have nightmares about that white rabbit. Thank you.

down and out chic said...

those crazy veneers are scarier than the animal's teeth...really. (yes, i'm talking to you hillary duff!)

Clorivak said...

Ya Chicklet teeth are just not a good look...LOL.

I've been dying to do an animal funny teeth post for soooo long and you BEAT me to it...DAMN YOU...hahaha,i might still have to someday. I'm obsessed with hilarious horse and donkey teeth. They are not so white though eh? Man, they must have some STANKY breath..haha.

Kim said...

You're so funny with these juxtapositions. I do usually think Jon Bon Jovi is cute but this picture does have him looking quite toothy.

one little simitopian said...

Crazy chops! haha, annoying actors indeed! I don't even know who that first lady is, but her teeth are eating the rest of her face. Yikes!

alissa said...

seriously some of those peoples teeth look so fake. well they are. but how do you not realize how fake they look?

Awesome Sara said...

oooo i love teeth!!! i need to be here i have big teef too!

Sasha said...

great post!! Hate some of the veneers...!! I survived!!!! No more teen hormones in my house!

sallymandy said...

Keeping the American Orthodontic Association in business.

Last year, when my daughter was about to get braces, I researched the AOA and found they market something called the All American smile and it's what you see here. Big White Choppers. It makes us stand out anywhere else in the world.

Penny said...

If veneers didn't cost a truckload of money,I would be getting them in a heartbeat.But I don't actually want to look like a horse,so I don't want them super big like these.Also,do they fall out really easily?Because I would never be able to eat something hard again,for fear that I will lose a tooth (a very fucking expensive tooth).

Rachel Follett said...

OMG! I love this post. Great work on putting this together!

sealaura said...

fun post. hands down tom cruise is the creepiest!

Dan W Johnson said...

Ha! Busey has them all beat..

...love Maegan said...

omg the resemblance to the animals!!!! HILARIOUS!

K @ Blog Goggles said...

Is this a dig at me breaking my teeth? For shame.

Lianne said...

Love the bunny -- and the rabbit's not bad either.

erin@designcrisis said...

Gotta love the chiclet look!

CC said...

Love it =X

Hanako66 said...

lol

i love it when you do these

Gabbi said...

too funny...!! :D

me melodia said...

You're too fucking good!
I'm obsessed with chompers and tiny dolphin teeth.
You pretty much rallied together the best of the best in the chicklet catagory!

creative kerfuffle said...

denzel and bon jovi could totally tag team me : ) LOL

humble happenings said...

that donkey kills me, I love him!! (5th from bottom, not spencer)

小貓咪 said...

成人聊天室,中部人聊天室,免費視訊,視訊交友,視訊美女,視訊做愛,正妹牆,美女交友,玩美女人,美女,美女寫真,美女遊戲,hi5,hilive,hi5 tv,a383,微風論壇,微風,伊莉,伊莉討論區,伊莉論壇,sogo論壇,台灣論壇,plus論壇,plus,痴漢論壇,維克斯論壇,情色論壇,性愛,性感影片,校園正妹牆,正妹,AV,AV女優,SEX,走光,a片,a片免費看,A漫,h漫,成人漫畫,免費A片,色情網站,色情遊戲,情色文學,麗的色遊戲,色情,色情影片,同志色教館,色色網,色遊戲,自拍,本土自拍,kk俱樂部,後宮電影院,後宮電影,85cc免費影城,85cc免費影片,免費影片,免費小遊戲,免費遊戲,小遊戲,遊戲,好玩遊戲,好玩遊戲區,A片,情趣用品,遊戲區,史萊姆好玩遊戲,史萊姆,遊戲基地,線上遊戲,色情遊戲,遊戲口袋,我的遊戲口袋,小遊戲區,手機遊戲,貼圖,我的遊戲口袋,小遊戲區,手機遊戲,貼圖

Elle said...

Hehe found this post via your most recent one. You need to add someone else to the picture list - one Katie Price, aka Jordan. She creeps me the hell out.