ahahaha, oooh id love to use these if i ever got a chance! but at the same time feel pretty lucky i dont have to haha.
I love the "Your band sucked anyway." Ha!!!
hahaha! Those are all awesome!
Ha! I have *friends* like that...till they find you on Facebook!!! LOL, can you tell I don't have (or want) a Facebook account...
BLAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!i'd rather masterbate. effin classic.
too funny . . . especially, "I'd rather masturbate" . . . lol
Holy Cow! I love them...especially the "I'd rather masturbate" reminds me of someone I would have loved to give this too a little while back.
these are hilarious...
I almost wish I wasn't married so I could break up with someone! Those are fucking awesome!
oh my gosh, hahahaha. this is heeelarious. yeah, it's not me, it's you, isn't that what we all mean anyways?my other favorite, "i'd rather masturbate." priceless. thanks janelle, i needed a laugh.
"Clearly Innapropriate, Coping Skills..." I love the labels you put on this one. So funny. Ooo, I'd hate to get one of these though.
holy hell. i love these cards. i have been talking for years about starting a card line very much like this! one of my friends keeps asking me when i'm going to start it up! LOL
OMG...these are AWESOME!!!
"let's just be friends" is the best!
wBahhh...I just hope this card would include some fresh flowers or something...& no dead animal! Lovely&Fresh weekend darling!
I'd sure like to know where YOU buy your cards! HA!! New slant on roses are red...loved it!
Oh! I love these. I wish Lulu of Lulu's Sandbar would make some of these with her cute cards that she makes.
.."Lose my number"..is what a Mother/Daughter friends of mine say one to the other, when they have had enough of the co-dependency game. We need more Mother/Daughter break-up cards. I know I do.
Can't... stop... laughing... I can't even pick a favorite! Love these!
Those are great - especially the last one!
Drollgirl you are too funny!! I read this post twice, love "lets Just be friends"
I'll take "I KNEW YOU WERE GAY" for $200 Alex.
Hahaha!!! Those are great!
so funny! do you think its too late tosend one to an ex from 2 years ago???
bahaha. these are so cheeky. my favourite kind;)
The first one is definitely my favorite!!!
Love these...your band sucked anyway...THAT is such an insult...LOVE it!! Reminds me of a teen movie kind of line...
I love it everyday!!!!Where the hell do you find these? I could have used them when I was breaking up with a couple of exes.Effing fabulous!
I want these. I have to get them. I hope I don't have to USE them, but they need to be mine. The first one is my fave. xoxoxox g.
Later fucker is awesome.
Thanks for checking out my friends site.Have I told you lately that you rock?Well you do.:)
Haha -- I'd rather masturbate??? Ouch!
These are too funny, yet carry quite a sting for the unexpecting recipient. "Make sure you havee v e r y t h i n g before you leave. yikes. . .Id get the point.
I love those cards!I like the 1st and the last card.Great job :D
OUCH! haha (: but I guess it's slightly more thoughtful than just breaking up via email or the phone! at least he/she bothered to send a card! haha (:
oh where were these when I needed them?
haha, these are awesome sayings!
hands down. later, fucker would be my trump card. nothing says it better then saying shit to the point. theres no leeway for...ifs..ands or (__i__)
I'll take one of the 'Let's just be friends'...
Oh man! Soooo would have liked to have frisbied these into a few fella's faces!!!
LOLL.. i know you are straight :)xx
Oh.... man I wish I knew about this a bit ago, I could have used three of them.... lol you make me giggle Drollgirl.
pretty words... haha...nice choice for choose words... =)
Later F*cker is my fav :D
I think these cards just gave me a twitch in my left eye. Because I am enraged that I didn't have them handy when I needed them. I want to send the last one to my so-called friend and scrawl at the end "...because you're a sad guy who leaves all her friends when she gets a boyfriend." Hmm...overshare.
thanks honeyy...btw, why u can't read mine?i wanna know, i am scare if the others can't read mine too. =)
haha... i have no reason at all to be mad with you, gurl. =Dno matter what the reasons,i just wanna know, who's know others people have the same problem,so i will do a repair. =Dthanks girl, feel free to give me an information, that is important for me. =)
i wish i had the guts to send this to toxic friends!
These are so cool...I hope I'll never receive any of these cards.
"Your band sucked anyway" bwahahahahahahaha...hmmm things are ok now, but maybe I should save those for a rainy day?!OHHH double poster youuu...look what happens, I MISS IT AGAIN :)
LOL LOL LOL....omg! WOW and the look on someones face reading one of these would be priceless LOL My fav: "Lets be friends......Like the kind of friends who lose tough with each other because one of them (you) moved far ,far away. and lost contact...completely. LOL ...the (you) and "completely" parts make it that much more hilarious!
funnily enough, i once had a reason to use one of these cards. love it.
Coping skills, indeed. I read an article where a girl who got dumped by her fiancee had to send out un-engagement cards to everyone she'd just sent engagement cards to. This clever girl wrote on the cards:"Met the wrong guy. Gave him the wrong finger."Love it.
Ha ha, those were greatness!!! Might just give one to the BF for shits and giggles!
You know it's funny because immediately after a breakup you usually are too sad to think of really good one-liners. But these would come in really handy. I would love to send some of these now to past boyfriends who at the time I felt devastated because they left me but now I wish I could tell them what assholes I really think they are.
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