Friday, July 17, 2009

Break up Cards


Picture 10


Picture 21


Picture 8


Picture 4


Picture 7


Picture 3


Picture 23


Picture 17


Picture 2


Picture 16


Picture 14



Courtesy of Evil Ink Design

62 comments:

josie(bean) said...

ahahaha, oooh id love to use these if i ever got a chance! but at the same time feel pretty lucky i dont have to haha.

E.K. said...

I love the "Your band sucked anyway." Ha!!!

Shelley said...

hahaha! Those are all awesome!

Ela said...

Ha! I have *friends* like that...till they find you on Facebook!!! LOL, can you tell I don't have (or want) a Facebook account...

Milly said...

sooo cool!...lol

Gabby said...

Genius! Truly.

bananas. said...

BLAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

i'd rather masterbate. effin classic.

Anna said...

ahahahhahahahaha!!!

BRILLIANT.

Bonnie, Original Heart Studio said...

too funny . . . especially, "I'd rather masturbate" . . . lol

Alina said...

Holy Cow! I love them...especially the "I'd rather masturbate" reminds me of someone I would have loved to give this too a little while back.

brooke said...

these are hilarious...

Diane said...

<3!!!

Morgan said...

I almost wish I wasn't married so I could break up with someone! Those are fucking awesome!

down and out chic said...

oh my gosh, hahahaha. this is heeelarious. yeah, it's not me, it's you, isn't that what we all mean anyways?
my other favorite, "i'd rather masturbate." priceless. thanks janelle, i needed a laugh.

Cheryl said...

"Clearly Innapropriate, Coping Skills..." I love the labels you put on this one. So funny.

Ooo, I'd hate to get one of these though.

creative kerfuffle said...

holy hell. i love these cards. i have been talking for years about starting a card line very much like this! one of my friends keeps asking me when i'm going to start it up! LOL

Chessa! said...

OMG...these are AWESOME!!!

Simply Mel said...

"let's just be friends" is the best!

LENORENEVERMORE said...

wBahhh...
I just hope this card would include some fresh flowers or something...& no dead animal! Lovely&Fresh weekend darling!

Alicia @ boylerpf said...

I'd sure like to know where YOU buy your cards! HA!! New slant on roses are red...loved it!

diane said...

Oh! I love these. I wish Lulu of Lulu's Sandbar would make some of these with her cute cards that she makes.

TERI REES WANG said...

.."Lose my number"..is what a Mother/Daughter friends of mine say one to the other, when they have had enough of the co-dependency game.

We need more Mother/Daughter break-up cards. I know I do.

Kotori said...

Can't... stop... laughing...

I can't even pick a favorite! Love these!

Waxy said...

Those are great - especially the last one!

Bunny, THE PARIS HOUSE said...

Drollgirl you are too funny!! I read this post twice, love "lets Just be friends"

...love Maegan said...

I'll take "I KNEW YOU WERE GAY" for $200 Alex.

Kellie said...

Hahaha!!! Those are great!

Kelly said...

so funny! do you think its too late tosend one to an ex from 2 years ago???

Raez said...

bahaha. these are so cheeky. my favourite kind;)

Summer said...

The first one is definitely my favorite!!!

TheBeautyFile said...

Love these...your band sucked anyway...THAT is such an insult...LOVE it!! Reminds me of a teen movie kind of line...

Big Red said...

I love it everyday!!!!

Where the hell do you find these? I could have used them when I was breaking up with a couple of exes.

Effing fabulous!

ticklishfromadistance said...

I want these. I have to get them. I hope I don't have to USE them, but they need to be mine. The first one is my fave. xoxoxox g.

E said...

Later fucker is awesome.

Big Red said...

Thanks for checking out my friends site.

Have I told you lately that you rock?
Well you do.
:)

Lianne said...

Haha -- I'd rather masturbate??? Ouch!

Gary Heller said...

These are too funny, yet carry quite a sting for the unexpecting recipient. "Make sure you have
e v e r y t h i n g before you leave. yikes. . .Id get the point.

Oliphe Butarbutar said...

I love those cards!
I like the 1st and the last card.
Great job :D

Adele said...

OUCH! haha (: but I guess it's slightly more thoughtful than just breaking up via email or the phone! at least he/she bothered to send a card! haha (:

Just Jules said...

oh where were these when I needed them?

Lily G. said...

haha, these are awesome sayings!

kelly said...

hands down. later, fucker would be my trump card. nothing says it better then saying shit to the point. theres no leeway for...ifs..ands or (__i__)

Gabbi said...

I'll take one of the 'Let's just be friends'...

Sam said...

Oh man! Soooo would have liked to have frisbied these into a few fella's faces!!!

michellehendra said...

LOLL.. i know you are straight :)

xx

April Marie Claire- GIRL Japan said...

Oh.... man I wish I knew about this a bit ago, I could have used three of them.... lol you make me giggle Drollgirl.

Velo said...

pretty words... haha...
nice choice for choose words... =)

thereddeer said...

Later F*cker is my fav :D

ana b. said...

I think these cards just gave me a twitch in my left eye. Because I am enraged that I didn't have them handy when I needed them. I want to send the last one to my so-called friend and scrawl at the end "...because you're a sad guy who leaves all her friends when she gets a boyfriend." Hmm...overshare.

Velo said...

thanks honeyy...
btw, why u can't read mine?
i wanna know, i am scare if the others can't read mine too. =)

Velo said...

haha... i have no reason at all to be mad with you, gurl. =D
no matter what the reasons,
i just wanna know, who's know others people have the same problem,
so i will do a repair. =D
thanks girl, feel free to give me an information, that is important for me. =)

Vivienne said...

Love!!!

Diana said...

i wish i had the guts to send this to toxic friends!

Jack Daniel said...

These are so cool...I hope I'll never receive any of these cards.

Elizabeth Marie said...

"Your band sucked anyway" bwahahahahahahaha...hmmm things are ok now, but maybe I should save those for a rainy day?!

OHHH double poster youuu...look what happens, I MISS IT AGAIN :)

Iva said...

LOL LOL LOL....omg! WOW and the look on someones face reading one of these would be priceless LOL My fav: "Lets be friends......Like the kind of friends who lose tough with each other because one of them (you) moved far ,far away. and lost contact...completely. LOL ...the (you) and "completely" parts make it that much more hilarious!

b is for brown said...

great post.

Dream Sequins said...

funnily enough, i once had a reason to use one of these cards. love it.

Phoenix said...

Coping skills, indeed. I read an article where a girl who got dumped by her fiancee had to send out un-engagement cards to everyone she'd just sent engagement cards to. This clever girl wrote on the cards:

"Met the wrong guy. Gave him the wrong finger."

Love it.

Brown Girl said...

Ha ha, those were greatness!!! Might just give one to the BF for shits and giggles!

Kim said...

You know it's funny because immediately after a breakup you usually are too sad to think of really good one-liners. But these would come in really handy. I would love to send some of these now to past boyfriends who at the time I felt devastated because they left me but now I wish I could tell them what assholes I really think they are.

Felicia|DaLipstickBandit said...

hahahahahahaa

LOVE IT!