Monday, July 20, 2009

Celebrity Schlong


colin farrell








71 comments:

down and out chic said...

dude need to eat, or get off the uppers. sorry colin, just sayin'

kelly said...

well you had me at sclong. but then i saw him...and i lost my boner.

♥Aubrey said...

He should definately keep that to himself. The boy does look blessed. Sorry it's there...of course I looked!

miriam said...

oops, looks like he needs some support. perhaps i should send him a pair of our undies? haha.

Kristin said...

Give the dude a sandwich.

bananas. said...

what happened?!?! he used to be sooo dreamy...not he just looks creepy.

Blogalicious Designs said...

he's very sandy.....

Ela said...

MK called...she wants her homeless look back.

It seems that all the guys I crush on, take a sudden turn for the worse a few years down the road...is it me???

Hope you had a fab weekend! xx

Pyzahn said...

Somebody needs a banana hammock.

Bunny, THE PARIS HOUSE said...

Definately NOT HOT...but funny!! I'm definately showing this one to a few of my friends who insist he's so hot, I'm thinking they are going to change their minds after seeing this pic.
xoxo
Bunny

Adele said...

eeeeeeeeew. what happened to him!!

josie(bean) said...

uggghh im sorry to all his many lady fans, but he is soooo FUGGO to me, and this little piece here just made me lose my appetite for 3 weeks...!

Tom Tuttle from Tacoma said...

drollgirl provides the pics and then kelly does the commenting -> fatal combo.

died laughing.

Morgan said...

Oh my! Someone tell Colin that wet cotton is NOT your friend. Get him a man hammock. Stat!

diane said...

I can't believe not one person commented on how big it is. My god, do you really think it's that big? I mean, it must be; he's in a swim suit. No "shrinkage" there.

going back for a second look, hee hee.

Shelley said...

well I did hear that homeless chic is totally in right now. Eww.

Kellie said...

I admit. I looked twice. Okay, okay. Three times. What? You said schlong...

Waxy said...

Gross - he needs to eat!!!

Andhari said...

Umm...OUCH. Is it just me or is it hung too low?:P

Iva said...

food anyone? .........I think he took the need to loose weight for a movie roll a bit too far...whats that necklace? looks like teeth. it must be my vision. I can't figure it out lol.

another HILARIOUS post! LOL FANTASTIC!

Hope you had a great weekend :)

Red Boots said...

Poor Colin, at least we know where he keeps his cucumbers. Definitely more environmentally friendly than a carrier bag! xx

Pretty Little World said...

Well, Colin's only real job as an actor is to look pretty (as much as I kind of hate to say things like that), so...well, he certainly doesn't look bad here...

The Peach Tart said...

He's a little too skinny for my taste but he sure is packing.

Diana said...

photoshop!!


i like skinny boys, so i don't mind him being skinny!

Elizabeth Marie said...

Im a lookin...and Im a likin...

TheBeautyFile said...

um, I'm totally scared of him.

Lily G. said...

ooo, lookey lookey. He just needs to beef it up a bit!

Milly said...

he got sooo skinny....and nope i didnt look down there...im not like that...LMAO!

Red Boots said...

Funny - I could go a big juicy cucumber too! ;) xx

Dream Sequins said...

That's so poorgeois. LOL ;)

*Diane* said...

awww, he's looking a little too thin...nice erm shlong tho..lmao

Anthony said...

He looks waaaaay too skinny for my taste! Face is still nice, though! I wonder what happened?

His ding-dong-schlong IS kind of impressive, I have to say...

Sam said...

Yuck-o-rama. I don't understand all the swooning that goes on over Colin, schlong or no schlong.

Toothfairynotes said...

yep, he does look a bit skinny here!?
look at his legs!!! but ok... it is impressive yeah... but still, not for me... :P


*loves*

Laura Trevey said...

You are on my thank you list today!!
Have a super week,

Laura

Brown Girl said...

Is he wearing underwear? What is that? Yuck.

Alicia @ boylerpf said...

I thought there was a thing called shrinkage when one got close to the water!?!?!

Char said...

oh my - a manorexic

Gabbi said...

I'm with the majority here... very sad looking... :(

Simply Mel said...

The word Schlong always makes me laugh...it's just so fun to say! Kinda like Thistle!

Phoenix said...

woah. But on the other hand, I highly doubt that a combo of alcoholism and not showering would look as good on me, so who am I to judge...

No worries on the birthday wishes! You are too sweet :)

gangsta bride said...

o droll girl, i can always count on you to butter my bread if ya know what i mean.

Lindley said...

whoa. weird. haha

clarewbrown said...

Drollgirl, why are you so amazing? Colin looks a bit sick in the photo but I have never heard the word schlong before. It makes me laugh!

Thanks for your wonderful blog comments and I agree about the text thing. Sometimes blogs can be quite hard to read.

Cheers,
C

Hit 40 said...

He is definitely stacked!!! I hope no one photo shopped this endowment for us!!

trishiekoh said...

HAHAAAAAA!

...love Maegan said...

OMG I LOVE THIS SO MUCH! ...it reminds me ...I think I still have that sex vid of his on my work computer ...lol! ..and yeah CELEBRITY SCHLOOOOOOOOONG!

brooke said...

whoa...what happened!!! he is so skinny!!! yikes! and uh yeah...um. nice shorts douche...

Chessa! said...

holy shit.

that's about all I can muster.

Chessa! said...

actually...that's not true. I have a lot more to say...I can't believe the majority of the commenters don't think he looks good. his legs are a lil skinny but otherwise he looks pretty good. at least he doesn't hav a pint of vodka in one hand and marlboro red in the other like he used to, no? maybe he's a tad skinny but he looks fit and kind of healthy to me...am I crazy? or am I just mesmerized by what's going on down below to the point of delusion??

thereddeer said...

Ummm gross

Midtown Girl said...

Almost dropped my coffee, LOL! You are hilarious chickie - XOXO ;-)

Cheryl said...

I used to have the biggest crush on him. Even too skinny, greasy and smelly looking, me likey!

La Belette Rouge said...

Are they filming a sequel to Planet of the Creepy Dirty and Sandy guy?

Dooder City said...

Maybe it's because I am a picky bitch but I never understood his appeal. But again, I am a picky bitch

TERI REES WANG said...

You do know that you are supposed to blend all the teas into one =

Yerba Mate + Pau d'Arco + Clove!

That clove will is a sweet spice, that'll do the trick. Be well ;P

Penny said...

After some experimentation,I have come to the conclusion that thinner guys are often better 'endowed' than their buffer counterparts.

Also,if the water he was swimming in was warm,there would actually be some 'expansion' instead of shrinkage.Or at least,from what I've experienced :)

The Haute-Shopper said...

How recent is this pic? He's starting to look like Jared Leto (which used to be a good thing but now... not so). Then again, most people at the beach look like this, so I won't diss him for his look. But I do think the boy needs to start picking some shorts that can hold in his package. They have the same length... a dangerous game.... he'll scare the children!

Brooke said...

Haha! Celebrity Schlong. It's been far too long since I've actually used the word "schlong". Thanks for starting my day off right :) I don't even know what to say about the picture: Eww, Wow, Gross, Impressive?

michellehendra said...

i've never heard about it before, but i like every drawing exists.. awww

xx

Kim said...

I find Collin attractive until he speaks. I definitely like the long hair!

Hanako66 said...

hahahahahahahaha!

he looks so skinny! ...almost everywhere...ha!

missy said...

Oh my!

Farah said...

LOL!!

Kierstin Bridger said...

schlord have mercy!

Felicia|DaLipstickBandit said...

helloooooooo nurse! lol

asweetcakes said...

Why is my Colin so thin!!!
sigh!

K @ Blog Goggles said...

Ew.

Biba said...

Haha!! I love thin men so this is the perfect bod for me! Yes please (except for personality maybe). No comment on his saggy third leg...!?

creative kerfuffle said...

ummm, can't he afford food anymore? maybe he's been hanging out w/ the olsen twins? he's too damn skinny, even if he has a big schlong.

Kathryn said...

He looks hot, but from what the press says he has the temper and overactive sex drive to match, which throws a little bit of ice water on the total package. Good actor even in bad movies.