Friday, July 31, 2009

Celebrity Schlong

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55 comments:

Brown Girl said...

So my Friday was going along great until you did that to me, what the hail?? ;) No thanks.

The Cottage Cheese said...

Eurotrash underwear ad? Maybe he should stick to playing the bee on the Nasonex commercials.

Ela said...

This is wrong...on so many levels. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.

And I know you didn't ask, hot or not...but just so we're clear. NOT.

Hope you had the bestest birthday ever!!!

In The Cottage said...

Oh. My. God.

TERI REES WANG said...

Ah, Jeeze Louise..!
...and the footsie-sock-slippers too?

Really, if you have not, please do..
see him as the nerdy stutterer in the Spanish Movie..Women on the Verge ( of a Nervous Breakdown, 1988)

He was so innocent!

Elizabeth Marie said...

DG! I shouldn't drink hot coffee when I come over here.

Yeah yeah junk, skeevy look in his eyes...BUT WHATS UP WITH THE SOCKS DUDE????????????

Can't deal.

♥Aubrey said...

ZORO...you shouldn't pose like this without your mask!!! Take off those hideous socks dude. EWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Vivienne said...

Of the many disturbing things in this photo, it is the socks that I find to be the most disturbing...

Prairie Chicken... said...

hahaha EWW!
If only i was on the seaside that day. I'd of flicked his member with my finger.

Alina said...

Whoa...what is up with the weird girly slipper things?

Dream Sequins said...

This is what Melanie Griffiths goes through all those god-awful plastic surgery procedures for.

It's le package.

Iva said...

ummm if he shaved his legs, I seriously think they could be mistaken for female legs...{well obviously from a certain point down, but you know what I mean}. Whats with those slipper/socks...and robe. I'm confused here. Very confused. He looks in thought. Maybe he is confused a bit too.

Farah said...

ROFL!!!!

one little simitopian said...

I'm sitting here trying not to laugh out loud, as it's nearly 3 in da morning!! What is up with the little sockettes???!!!
Eeek! Budgie smugglers should be illegal!! Although...in this case there may be a cockatoo in there.. HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! geddit?!:

Cockatoo: Cock-or two
heehee! I mades a funny!

one little simitopian said...

P.s. Nice face though :)

Oh,P.p.s. I've got an Aussie man post all ready to go for you!!!!! I won't post it until monday, just to keep the suspense! Aha ! how disappointd you will be when you see that aussie men are average! haha! nah, just kidding- we have some hotties :P Although that's subjective...I do have weird taste apparantly!

sealaura said...

Yo soy Anti-Antonio! ICK! I hope I can erase this image during happy hour this PM! :)

Char said...

for some reason, I sort of dig him

Bonnie, Original Art Studio said...

Had no idea that gorgeous face came with that package, gold lame robe, and creepy slippers . . . .
Sleezy!

Okay, Drollgirl, you do this just to drum up traffic, right?

Bonnie, Original Art Studio said...

me again - just split my sides laughing about One Little Simitopian's comment "there must be a cuckatoo in there" . . . so gooood! :)

Milly said...

nice face..thats it!!
eeeekkk...and those socks or whatever they are...yuck!

Kelly said...

I think I just threw up in my mouth. Now, I am wondering if his peen was photoshopped. Great. Awesome. Thanks for that. Have a great weekend!

The Peach Tart said...

The slippers are just silly looking on a grown man and that robe looks like he's a boxer but I'll take the package in the skivvys.

...love Maegan said...

HOLLYWOOD!

His robe and his shoes ...I just can't get over this. not hot. but kinda hot.

Pretty Little World said...

Strangely what disturbs me most is what he's wearing on his feet...what the hell are those things??

apriliniowa said...

When "Schlong" is in the title of one your posts I just can't resist peeking. And, then, I always regret it. Ole!

Brooke said...

My first thought was that it definitely looks more like a pillow. Then, I noticed the shape, and it oddly reminds me of a small bowling pin. Is that weird? Wait..don't answer that. haha

Kitten said...

You know, I thought seeing Will Arnett on last night's 30 Rock in an ultra-short girly robe was bad enough. But this...there are no words to describe this.

Kellie said...

WTF??? Seriously. That is all I can think to say is WTF???

Pop Champagne said...

mmm oh baby. I'm printing a poster size of this and putting it on my bedroom ceiling. LOL!

yeah kelly music does all sound the same, and it's always about anti men haha! have a great weekend!

*Diane* said...

lmao!!! i love your page...i'm guaranteed a good laugh, one way or another...lol

Kristin said...

Nooooooooooooooo. Grossville.

Cheryl said...

Wow, that's more than I ever wanted to see. I like him best as that Dreamworks cartoon cat.

Chessa! said...

lol...you said "schlong"...lol.

diane said...

I couldn't be more surprised, I thought he'd be bigger than that.

Pyzahn said...

He's all pouch with with just a teeny weeny prong.

E.K. said...

Who knew Antonio's man-parts could offend so many people? Ha!

Gabby said...

NOT HOT. However, there is a picture on the internets of that hottie Taylor Lautner from Twilight? Ya know? I know he's a child, so it makes me a very bad cougar or whatever. But google that shit!

Oh and have a fantastic weekend!

amy @ switz~art said...

Oh my. Shit.
Are those white ballet flats or TOMS? Or a ballet slipper/TOMS hybrid? Shit.

I am actually a lil' speechless.

Gabbi said...

eewww.... put some pants on that kid!

Diana said...

birthday present? hehe

Biba said...

Ewwww.
No thank you very much... r-e-p-u-l-s-i-v-e

God i've missed your blog!!

Sam said...

That is vile and ghastly! Does this man have no FRIENDS that can take him aside and whisper into his ear "Get some trousers on you %&*#@!!! exhibitionist!" The mind boggles.

JennyMac said...

Oh my... LOL. Nice slippers.

Happy bday!

Tom Tuttle from Tacoma said...

The Peach Tart cracked me up totally. too funny.

asweetcakes said...

Ehh...i wish i hadn't seen this pic. Lol lol lol!!

The Seeker said...

WOW.... cool... lol

xoxo

down and out chic said...

ok, i know the schlong is bad, but what's up with the white slipper/shoes. doesn't he know not to match his undies with his shoes?!
have a great weekend:)

Charlotte said...

If he had posed with just his underwear and not the stupid camel colored robe and goofy shoes, that could have been sexy. But that was about 100 miles away from sexy.

sherri said...

I love the title of this post. And someone has probably already asked this, but does it say "hollywood" on the wasteband to his glorified tighty whities?

ana b. said...

WTFFFF.

bananas. said...

antonio banderas in the picture...sick. bleh. ewww.

antonio banderas, voice of puss in boots of shrek...adorable.

creative kerfuffle said...

ok, the look it totally ruined by the slippers? socks? shoes?

Kotori said...

What is with those SHOES? I can't even look at the schlong I'm so busy staring at those awful slippers... wow.

Tiffany said...

LOL! this is why i have to make time to stop by your blog, always entertaining!

Hanako66 said...

lol...it's gross, lol