Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Hot or Not?


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83 comments:

valerie said...

hahahaaaa NO! he's so cheesy!

Simply Mel said...

A big N-O!

caroline duke said...

hahaha you crack me up. i vote no.

Kim said...

Well when you put him out there like that he is kind of cute. My sister had an enormous thing for him when we were little...She also worshipped Paul Stanley, Kenny Rogers and Alex Trebec...Hope you're doing well!!

Kosmopolight said...

Haha! I'm going with NOT.

xo,
Kelley

Alina said...

I neer understood how a guy could be so masculine yet so girly at the same time.

I'm torn...Objectively speaking he is kinda hot...on the other hand he never get my blood boiling.

bananas. said...

soooooo foreign and greasy is not hot anymore? LOL.

that's a big fat HELL NO from me.

Ela said...

Why? Why? Why do you do this to me???

OK, when I was about 14 I had a HUGE crush on him...but now as I look at these photos (ahem, especially at the 1st and 2nd) I am *shamefully* embarrased.

The face on the 2nd shot is a riot...if I pull a muscle laughing, I'm gonna get you!

xx

ticklishfromadistance said...

I am on the fence. In some, sorts hot, in others downright cheeseball with a mime face. Not sure. Ok, not.

Laura said...

I would have to say NOT

Carlotta said...

no thanx!!! but the puppy is so cute :))

Pyzahn said...

Not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not

Elizabeth Marie said...

No...No...he freaks me out and I think he has a serious case of vag envy.

Happy Wednesday loverrrr.

Sandra said...

NOT!! Oh man, I love your posts! Funny funny...*smile on my face

box-of-style

Iva said...

picture 1) no way . picture 2) oh no no way. picture 3) not if my life depended on it. picture 4) the little ity bity cutie is totally sweet, but him still no. picture 5)I think he is wearing my jeans, no. picture 6) huh? NO! picture 7) no.no.no.nope.

Hanako66 said...

hahahahaha!

not, so not

LENORENEVERMORE said...

Poor thing...99% voted no!
All I know is that I'm going to perform that 'split' in my office today during a boring client meeting! whahhh...

♥Aubrey said...

I think he needs his pinky rings back! ...NO WAY JOSE...

down and out chic said...

crap, he looks creepy. just creepy especially in that first shot. haha you make me laugh.

Zoƫ said...

eurotrash.
what is eurotrash anyways?
but whenever i hear that word
i think of him.

The Haute-Shopper said...

Ahhh, The Muscles from Brussels! It's difficult to answer this question objectively, knowing full-well how cheesy his movies are. Can't say I ever found him attractive, but that pic of him with the lion cub is kinda cute!

dapper kid said...

Hahaha, I actually can't get my eyes to look at that photo of him with the cub properly. That second photograph is pretty damn fierce though!

Milly said...

When i was younger and he was like in every movie ...i thought he was so hot...but now looking at these pics...what was i thinking?...NOT
where is he anyway?

diane said...

Honestly, I can't stand him as an actor, but I love the photo of him skipping rope. I don't know why, but that photo reminds me of the early 60's.

brooke said...

um.foul...have to go with a huge...not!

Sam said...

Jean-Claude!! The Muscles from Brussels = un petit Euro Trash me thinks!!

Lily G. said...

eh. not so hot. He's no Chace that's for sure ;)

liliesandgrapes.blogspot.com

Diane said...

NOT! Never!!!!

...love Maegan said...

NO NO NO NEVER HOT.

{never, NO NEVER} ...just in case you didn't already have that stuck in your head}

Gabbi said...

Not, especially when he's doing the split thing on the chair... yikes!!

:)

*Diane* said...

lol. i'm going w/ not..but my fav is the first one....lmao

Clare said...

Okay, I expected to see a smattering of HOT and NOTs but no Hots? Wow. Don't ya'all pounce on me or un-follow... but I think he is hot! Not as a person but the body? aye aye

♥Aubrey said...

Picky eater contest...you on? Lets post our don'ts tomorrow girlie. It's SOOOOOOOoooooo ON like Donkey Kong :)-

CC said...

I'll keep it simple...I don't think I'd say NO!!!

Gabby said...

No. Nope. I mean, he's not repulsive...just not 'hot'.

Kellie said...

Is he naked and holding a poor little lion cub? That poor thing is scarred for life.

NOT hot!!

sealaura said...

a definite NO for me, he almost had me with the tiger cub but then I came to my senses. you crack me up, thanks for always making me laugh and smile.

Char said...

funny - i've never liked him

Amy said...

NO! But I'll take the leopard/lion/whatever cat it is after it has been disinfected thank you...

TERI REES WANG said...

Ah, the man with the "Double-Ego". That's it trying to make it's own debut at the lump on his forehead.

thereddeer said...

Not - way too greasy :P

clarewbrown said...

Lol! You're hilarious! I just laughed out loud when I saw this.
I vote not.
Cheers,
C

Jack Daniel said...

I liked some of his movies....when I was REALLY REALLY young.

Alicia @ boylerpf said...

Well, put with the little cub, he isn't bad...the rest? NOPE!

Ela said...

HA! I had to see it again, what can I say, I'm a glutton for punishment.

Do you know how tempted I am to go to park, grab onto some monkey bars, impersonate photo 2's *pose* with *the face*, take a picture and send it to you??? I think I just found my Christmas card pic...WOOT!

E said...

The jump rope picture is the BEST ever!

noble beeyotch said...

NOT NOT NOT

Diana said...

LOL pass! but look at him in his tighty whities!

Phoenix said...

I'm aware I need help...but HOT. :)

E.K. said...

You should have made this challenge twice as hard...Double Impact!!!

Adele said...

Wow. he sure does like being photographed half-naked doesn't he? HAHA. And that tiger cub?! HILARIOUS. haha. very strategically placed too. (; I think the only redeeming thing about jean claude is that he speaks french. HAHA xx

alissa said...

not.

ps.i like that if you were a movie you would be tommy boy. me too. lets take a road trip in a shitty car and pretend like we're them. we can fight over who gets to hit who in the face with a 2x4.

not here or here so much...right in here.
nope-ship shape.

K.Line said...

Um, hot like in 1985! But he is flexible...

Tom Tuttle from Tacoma said...

Kellie's comment got me bending over, lol.

ok, i think i've become a prude. the one in which he's fully-clothed is the only one that's vaguely hot.

Kristen Sara said...

My vote is not hot... maybe a potentially hot in the jeans kicking picture... but still probably overall not hot.

Andhari said...

Are these supposed to be sexy? Because I just feel so disturbed right now lol

Lianne said...

I have to say an uproariously NOT. I actually met JCVD at my local gym several years ago. He was wearing Hawaiian shorts with black socks. He was in the stretching area showing some Twinkie how she should stretch properly and he was actually placing his hands on her inner things. She looked at me with an expressions that said nothing but HELP -- GET THIS CREEP AWAY FROM ME (she had no idea who he was -- lol). So again -- NOT!!!

Kristin said...

No joke I had a crush on him when I was little. Ahhhhhhhh, youth.

mylittlebecky said...

i was gonna say no but then i saw "baby tiger cub as junk coverage" and obviously, that's hot! how could it not be? answer: that cannot happen. thank you.

Penny said...

My best friend and I used to have HUGE crushes on him (back in his Bloodsport and Kickboxer days) but now he just kind of grosses me out.

San Francisco Stylephile said...

Um, hell to the NOT.

Cheryl said...

Wish I could do that thing he's doing with the two chairs. That's cool. But not hot. Oh so not hot.

Death Wears Diamond Jewellery said...

hahahah hell no. classic.

asweetcakes said...

Lol! I ABSOLUTELY love your blog. where do you get these pictures lol. Ah, no not hot really but the pics are nice to look at, especially the 2nd one.

ana b. said...

I'd still wouldn't kick him out for eating crackers in my bed. WOW!

There's a tag and several awards for you on my blog!

ana b. said...

O BTW - you've been linked in the "Close to My Heart" section of my blog. Because you are close to my heart. Not as close as JCVD though.

kelly said...

the only time that fool is hot is when hes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOIJtS4gbaY


mmhmmm

Clorivak said...

NOT.....Bahahahahaha....he makes me giggle though.

Did you EVER see the Van Damme Dancing Boner video??? Oh you must...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WrNErNxX1M

Anna said...

That guys freaks me out. Can't pinpoint why... but man. whew. NO.

michellehendra said...

i gotta say no.. :(( but i know he has some kind of charm.. but not working for me.. LOL

XX

Chessa! said...

oh.god.
I always found him to be a little repulsive. he has a hot body and everything but he freaks me out for some reason. so NOT hot.

K @ Blog Goggles said...

NOT. But I would totally take that snuggly jungle cat.

me melodia said...

He's doing some Van Dammage on my eyeballs.

creative kerfuffle said...

if he kept his mouth shut i'd do him.

Kelly said...

Not so hot, but for some reason I loved him in middle school. I thought he was van DAM! Hot.

sherri said...

absolutely, without a doubt, so incredibly NOT HOT!

Felicia|DaLipstickBandit said...

NOT

sallymandy said...

Going way out on the limb...I'm with Clare. Stupid, cheesy and icky poses here for the most part--to say nothing of the movies--but look at those legs! Sorry. They're hot.

Summer said...

Great....I think I threw up a little in my mouth.

Gross.

chloe said...

hahahahaha!

Alisa said...

Not for me

PS~Erin said...

Gotta go with NOT.

Biba said...

Not. Yuk. What is with the big pumped up body, huge white pants and a skipping rope.... OO-ER is all i can say!