Wednesday, July 29, 2009

KISS Merchandise

Fear not my friends, 30+ years after they put out their last decent album, there is still plenty of KISS merchandise available.



















I am going to go ahead and admit that I want the KISS dolls. BADLY.

57 comments:

parkaveprincess said...

omg, this stuff is so funny. I love Kiss, I'm not afraid to admit it! I saw them in concert last year and they were amazing. I wouldn't mind owning one either :) or maybe that wall poster just so I could see everyones reaction when they walk in.

bananas. said...

the potato heads are hilarious! do they sing "i want to rock n roll all night...and party every day." are there different size tongues too? lol. and hey how about that wine? love it.

Waxy said...

I am digging the potato heads!

Ela said...

Oooh...the sparkles on that super sized mug...ahhhhh
I love the potato heads...especially the potato-cat hybrid.

Kellie said...

Those Kiss potato heads are hilarious!

Elizabeth Marie said...

I want the Kiss dolls too...and the Kiss wine. Cuz it's wine, and how badass is that?

the Wall Mural is speaking to me. LOL.

sallymandy said...

C'mon, admit it. You want the Mr. Potato Heads. Badly.

Improbable Joe said...

My brother has at least some of those things... I know for a fact he has the dolls and the football.

One summer about 10 years ago, my brother worked a million hours of overtime, and then spent $3700 on Kiss merchandise.

Raina said...

Your 6 degrees of separation story for the day:

I had a friend in high school whose aunt was Kiss' original costume designer. She dated Peter Criss and they had a daughter together.

Anywho, she said that she always stitched a stuffed pouch in the crotch of their pants to make their wangs look bigger.

amy @ switz~art said...

The KISS Potato Heads rock out!

Gene Simmons is exceptional at marketing. I am not sure you'd see all this if it wasn't for him.

Do you watch Family Jewels? Fab show!

Clorivak said...

It is def genius marketing!!! Kiss just played where I was living in Halifax...I didn't go..:( But I did hear them from my bedroom window while I was packing...haha,how sad.

I can't believe I missed my Paul..boo.

JUNKER JANE said...

Oh man :D
I would fight you for those dolls! hahaha

Hanako66 said...

lol

I heard an interview with gene simmons and he said that they even have a kiss coffin!

Iva said...

why am I finding the apron to be SO hilarious? The potato heads are the best though...and the super sized mug looks like a Lil John Pimp Cup for Kiss lol!

Morgan said...

Is it weird that I kind of want the potato heads?

diane said...

I see I'm not the only one here digging the potato heads.
Any fan of Kiss should watch Detroit City Rocks, still makes me laugh.

♥Aubrey said...

KISS me baby!!! I want a wig just like their rockin' hair. Maybe you should do a DIY on their make-up :)-

Bunny, THE PARIS HOUSE said...

I want the wine!! It would be fun to bring it out for a party one night. I wonder if it is good?????

Toothfairynotes said...

I only like the potato heads!

brooke said...

and i am going to go ahead and claim the over sized mug because kiss, coffee and rhinestones...enough said...

Diana said...

i knew they had everything, but the wine? wow! i wonder what it tastes like...

Brown Girl said...

Thank god I've been looking for a KISS potato head doll.!!!! Bless you for showing me where to locate it! ;)

The Peach Tart said...

I'm getting the wine to serve at my next dinner party. I'll be the talk of the dinner party circuit.

Char said...

I love the potato heads too. LOL Gene is laughing all the way to the bank.

Brooke said...

Not a fan of KISS, but I can NEVER turn down wine. So, I'll take that ;)

asweetcakes said...

These are so nice. I especially like the glasses and the mug, but the potato heads are HILARIOUS ha ha.

b is for brown said...

i need the potato heads. NOW!

Anna said...

haha the potato heads are killing me!

Savvy Mode SG said...

i like the bling bling mug!

Kristin said...

Gene's show seriously cracks my arse up. His kids are hilarious.

TERI REES WANG said...

Wouldn't that mural be scream, peering over a baby crib! ;P

I might need to get the apron and the over sized beddazled mug, too.

Gabby said...

wine wine wine wine.

I'm for it.

Phoenix said...

What a relief. Last time I was at Target they'd run out of KISS merchandise and I was gonna get my freak out on.

Thank God for band popularity that just won't die, eh?

:)

down and out chic said...

oh my gawd my neice and i always play with mr. potato head. maybe i should buy her these?! my sister would love it!

Lily G. said...

haha, those potato heads are my favorite!

Pyzahn said...

Geezo....how many things can you put a freakish tongue on?

Felicia|DaLipstickBandit said...

cool stuff but i'm not a fan...*shrug*

E.K. said...

Wait, Hot in the Shade wasn't a decent album? ...that was a joke.

me melodia said...

I think it's hilarious that everyone has something to say about this crap. I can totally picture a balding rocker w his 2 kids on the weekend grilling up some dogs whilst wearing that kiss apron. How embarisingly awesome.
It's not like I wldnt enjoy drinking that limited (I'm sure)
pino noir w kiss decal. I bet it tastes like rocknroll and fantasies.

Alicia @ boylerpf said...

They had..and still have...a great name. So eccentric..great stuff here. Personally, I'd like the makeup..might be an improvement!

thereddeer said...

How cool are the mr potato heads!!

Kelly said...

I want the drinking container/thermos. I would proudly take it right into to Starbucks and get a refill!

one little simitopian said...

Hahahahaha!! The potato heads made me giggle, and whilst i've never actually been a kiss fan, I DO rather LOVE that mug!

hahahaahaha again, as I just read Rainas comment and it gave me a chuckle :) They pad their wangs!!!!

E said...

Please say you watch Gene Simmons' Family Jewels. I love that man. I love him in all his hilarious greedy-self-absorbed-ness.

sealaura said...

sign me up for the thermos!

Lynn said...

I want a kiss doll to go with my Indiana Jones doll.
Yeah. They'd get along.

Kristen Sara said...

My favorites are the Kiss Potato Heads! So funny!

K @ Blog Goggles said...

When's your birthday? It's all yours.

Alisa said...

Had the Love Gun t-shirt. I wonder where that went?

Tom Tuttle from Tacoma said...

wang = family jewel --> rotflol

i'm not a fan. but i love that large bonzai and the sofa.

LENORENEVERMORE said...

I used to be so scared of them! the tongue the tongue!!! ps: Droll, haven't sent the mail 2u yet dear...I misplaced it...was digging all over the place & finally found it!!!YAY* still in my travel bag -arrgh! Will mail tmwr okie! xo*

Kierstin Bridger said...

the reality show G S family...guilty pleasure!!

Kierstin Bridger said...

Family Jewels...couldn't remember the name earlier...it's funny stuff.

Vivienne said...

I heard that Kiss Wine was a silver medalist at Paso Robles.

Sandra said...

You know I like it!!!!! :D

box-of-style

creative kerfuffle said...

i only liked peter criss and i only liked the song beth--but those potato heads are damn funny!

drawing tablet said...

KISS Potato Heads rock. Uhm, no pun intended.