Thursday, July 30, 2009

Mouthbreathers




As far as I am concerned, these folks are all guaranteed spots in the Mouthbreather Hall of Fame.

This list is heavily skewed with American nitwits. I trust each country is lucky enough to have as many mouthbreathers as we do.

P.S. I love Napoleon Dynamite, and only included that pic for obvious reasons. :)

65 comments:

the eternal list said...

yes, but life would be pretty boring without them, who would we make fun of?

love urbandictionary

bananas. said...

NAPOLEON DYNAMITE!!! OMG how funny. beavis & butthead...freakin awesome. EW heather mills...i want to slap her mouth shut with that wooden leg of hers. and megan fox is so ugly. i mean look at her...she's hideous!

;P

happy birthday lady!!!

Anna said...

hahah SO spot on. But I agree with eternal list - life is way more fun with them around. Though I could do without Ann C.

Bonnie, Original Art Studio said...

Yes, I want Saturday Night Live to continue, so we need these mouth breathers, as you call them. And, they show us all our own hidden shadow side. :)

Simply Mel said...

Have I told you lately how much I LOVE your clever and witty self? This list is so RIGHT on!

The Peach Tart said...

I was down with the post until I got to Ann the cunt Coulter

Alina said...

OMG...too funny. LOVE IT.

Jake Hammell said...

Here's a list of Great Canadian Mouthbreathers:

Stephen Harper - Current Prime Minister

Pamela Anderson - Well known for grossly enlarged chest

Conrad Black - Scheming Millionaire who went to jail

Don Cherry - Hot headed hockey hooligan

Keanu Reeves - "I know kung-fu."

The Haute-Shopper said...

I actually think the US has more celebrity mouthbreathers than any other country, but that's probably because it is one of the biggest countries out there and they somehow manage to get a lot of airtime. Thanks for including Stephen Baldwin by the way. I was just watching a re-run of celebrity apprentice and threw something at the TV. Then again, most people featured there are mouthbreathers as well.

down and out chic said...

i'm glad you started this sew with ms. palin herself. haha.

diane said...

Aren't we all mouthbreathers? I'm confused. (holding lips shut with fingers)

Char said...

what? you don't like simon? *shocked*

Gabbi said...

Great list!!!

Once read a study (sorry can't remember details was a long time ago) that men find women more attractive when they're 'mouth breathers' something about the mouth being slightly open and it being more attractive. It also said that women who had their mouths closed too tightly were perceived and mean and old-maidish... so sad. :^I

♥Aubrey said...

Ummmm close your mouth!!! Girl...get your booty off the computer. It's YOUR b-day :)- LOL

Brown Girl said...

I haven't thought of Beavis and Butthead in forever! Ha! Good memories.. ;)

Andhari said...

Megan Fox makes mouth breathing sexy. I can never pull that off :P

sealaura said...

this was flat out scary! eek! I used to think Megan Fox was foxy but now she looks like porn star/vampire.
thanks for the midmorning fright! :)

Hanako66 said...

hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

CC said...

Napolean Dynamite....he needs his chapstick!

Kierstin Bridger said...

o mi gawd. You are too funny, did you just wake up today and think ugghh mouthbreathers, you never cease to make me giggle- closed mouthed!

TERI REES WANG said...

I do love Napoleon, too!

..he just carried me through a sick day but, his brother Kip should be up there too, whispering away...
"..LaFawndah.."

I wish Napoleon and Megan Fox would Kiss! ;P

Lynn said...

Dr Phil?????
Ann Coulter needs to be put to sleep.
Humanely, of course.

Happy birthday.
39?
You are just a baby.

Phoenix said...

I would like to point out that if the great country of America went without all its mouthbreathers there would be less need for The Daily Show, and less Daily Show would be a crying shame.

That is all.

Clorivak said...

Oh Lord God...P-Diddy killed me...he is by far one of the worst..bahahahahahah...this was eggsellent in sooo many ways!!!!!

Iva said...

uberly{sp?hmm} perfect list! especially the very first opener....and classic ending!

Gary Heller said...

Too many to list, but I agree with most of these. I do like John McCain.
I agree with Clorivak, P Daddy/Diddy is by far the top of this list.

Raez said...

LMFAO at chuck norris! i lvoe chuck norris facts;)

xx raez

Carlotta said...

can somebody kill p.diddy please?? btw love napoleon dynmite!!

Brooke said...

How come I have never heard this term before? Hysterical! Your list is awesome. I need to spend some more time on Urban Dictionary asap.

Milly said...

Funny pics....Oh a little birdie told me it was your bday today...soooo

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Enjoy your day!!

Ela said...

LOL, I must admit that growing up my parents would say, "close your mouth,"...then I grew up and got to tell my younger brother to do the same...must be genetic.

How sweet are you to be so sweet to me on YOUR birthday!!! Too bad you live so far away I would've taken you out for dinner :) Well, not tonight, that's BF's job. Enjoy the meat - you know he's not taking you out for no cous cous. xx

Diana said...

my favorite is napoleon, too!!

amy @ switz~art said...

bahahaha!

ok, bananas comment above is right on the money! no one fucks with paul mccartney and gets away with it.

napoleon is definitely the exception...cute lil' nerd!

i love the mouthbreather awards...i can assist you with a canadian version when you're up for it!

great post!

amy @ switz~art said...

p.s. megan fox is a douchebag. just 'cause your face is rather nice, does not make you sexy & beautiful:

http://www.usmagazine.com/news/megan-fox-i-think-im-pretty-sexy-in-horror-flick-2009247

Dream Sequins said...

At first I was scrolling down and asking myself "Is this sexy Republicans" or what. Then I saw Megan Fox-- who is totally the po man's Angelina. And then it was like: oh. What IS this?

Mouthbreathers. OMG they freak me out.

Lily G. said...

haha, awesome!! Happy birthday lady!!!

Sam said...

Awww lady!! How fabbo is this list? I think you are a blogging oracle! Really! I truly believe that!

Sam said...

Sorry! Had to add that Heather Mills pic is priceless! :)

Felicia said...

My friend got so mad at all the mouth breathers at our state fair a couple of years ago, which is the best place for people watching by the way.

And HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! I was always jealous of people with summer birthdays. You're the coolest 39 year old I know!

Elizabeth Marie said...

Its like a collage of the most annoying people ever. Minus Napoleon. Stop blogging on your birthday! Have someone do it for you! :) XOXO

Vivienne said...

If it would make Ann Coulter disappear, I would invite all the rest of those people to Thanksgiving dinner. Shit, I would have them move in with me....

Pyzahn said...

Good choices. Geez, I get an automatic gag reflex every time I see Ann Coultergeist.

one little simitopian said...

Hahahahahha! Another giggly post from drollgirl! Who is Ann Coulter? Pardon my Aussie-ness, but It seems from the comments that people hate her guts, so I'd like to know who she is so i can get bitchy with it- i'm just like that. *evil grin*
Holy crap- that Miss california thing looks WAY slappable. Is her whole face made of botox? Damn.She probably wouldn't even feel the slap then.
Apparantly it's supposed to be sexy when your mouth is open all the time, but I just find it kinda annoying! Plus it's kinda gross that a womans mouth is representative of a vagina...I EAT chocolate, not shove it into my ladypouch. Also, wtf is it supposed to mean in the freudian sense when i stick my tongue out at someone? Or bare my teeth???!!! My vagina is hiding a monster that will dismember you???
Um. I have gone off on a tangent somewhat.
Great post!!!
p.s, I left a (belated, sorry!) birthday message for you in da last post ;)

Rachel Follett said...

This is so freaking great! They all have another thing in common. (except napoleon of course.)

Kitten said...

"Well, gosh golly gee! I'm a mouthbreather, doncha know. Do I like being a mouthbreather? You betcha!"

Sorry, but I had to throw that in after seeing that oh-so-attractive image of Ms. Palin.

Gabby said...

bhahahahaha! I'm so agreed, birthday girl!

The Cottage Cheese said...

Yep, all of them. Except Shatner. You got no love for The Shat?

amy @ switz~art said...

crap! i didn't know it was your birthday!
well, happy freakin' birthday! YAY!

amy @ switz~art said...

crap! i didn't know it was your birthday!
well, happy freakin' birthday! YAY!

Midtown Girl said...

gosh i love megan fox. that pretty beaotch!

AND - HAPPY BIRTHDAY DROLL GIRL!!! Ill post belated bday wishes in my next post darling ;-)

E.K. said...

Is that Ted Nugent? Ha ha!

Diane said...

Haha, I LOVE this post! You are one clever lady.

Also, that Baldwin pic made me laugh and laugh.

LENORENEVERMORE said...

Thank God Ann Coulter isn't my neighbor,,, or else I'd be in jail for man slaughter!!! I'm dangerous like that~

ps: hope you ate the whole b'day cake darling! kissie-kissie*

LiLu said...

Nitwits, YES. But at least they supply us with endless amusement. :-)

Dan W Johnson said...

Ha! Napoleon, THE greatest movie of all time closely followed by NACHOOOOOoooooo! When I was a kid my Mom was always all over me to breathe through my nose--thankfully after seeing this list..

Velo said...

haha their face are so dumb sexy! LOL
and megan fox is still the sexiest!! XD

haha i think u wanna say if those butterflies were flown away on ur noise.
because if a butterfly lands on ur noise, ur noise will be putrid. XD
that is what my friend said...
but i dont believe it. =D

heisschic said...

hope your birthday was void of the more obnoxious brand of mouth breathers... bad breath from a stranger could kill a perfectly good cocktail.


but really. great compilation. oy.

E said...

Thank GOD I'm not the only one who's tired of hearing about Megan Fox. I would pay money to meet her, just so i could slap her and tell her she's nothing more than a glorified stripper.

josie(bean) said...

i, myself, am guilty as charged! haha. and i only admit this because i dream of one day spending a day as a nitwit celeb and making it into your hall of fame :D

Kristin said...

I agree with everyone else. Good fodder!

Big Red said...

Great list!

Great post - as always.

Have a super-dooper weekend!

Charlotte said...

When I can't sleep at night I fantasize about kicking Elizabeth Hasslewhatever in the face, until I drift off peacefully.

Keeley said...

Hahaha, funny shiz DG! I could quote Napolean all day if I had too, not sure why I would have too. Just sayin'. Hope you had a wonderful birthday woman!

creative kerfuffle said...

is it a coincidence that none of these men are hot? i think not.

everythingisjustwonderful said...

I enjoy the politician to celebrity ratio.