Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Nipple Exposure













Are you one to flaunt your nipples out in public or would you rather keep them under wraps?

I am just going to admit that I am one of those chicks that has T.H.O. (titty hard-on) constantly. I don't know why, but I do. I don't mind if the nipples are out in all of their glory while I am at home, but I try my hardest not to show the high beams at work. This is no easy feat with air conditioning constantly cranked at 68 degrees at work, so I usually wear a sweater or jacket while there.

I realize that the ladies pictured above are all strutting their stuff, and that a little extra exposure gives them all the more attention. Or maybe they are embarrassed of these pictures? Hmm. Doubtful.

In the event that any of them want to limit their nipple exposure just a tiny bit, they can reconsider fabric choices, invest in a bra, or try these numbers: Nippits.

80 comments:

Kristin said...

Totally afflicted by this ailment but I try to hide it at all costs!

Penny said...

I have a pic like this on my blog today,lol!

Must say,I don't have this problem.I hardly ever get 'hard-ons',well,except when my boyfriend or the weather gets really frisky.

the eternal list said...

i LOVE this ailment

(sorry, not to be insensitive or anything, but...)

NODtoMOD said...

lets see...being pretty much not endowed up there...i show them off as much as possible! not full on nude but a nice peep is okay! if its cold, even better!:) looks like pam anderson dropped some juju-bees down her top. xo

Elizabeth Marie said...

Goldie looks INSANE. Anyways...I hate when this happens, I get so self conscious-I resort back to a 9 year old and try to cover my booooobies. You sexy thing! RAWR! Men like this SO MUCH though, baffles me. Well the allure of boobs to men baffles me to. Ok...wow...haven't had any coffee...

Youuuuuuuuuuu xoxoxo

miriam said...

THO help, keep them under wraps please unless you don't look like Kate Moss or Kate Hudson!

The Haute-Shopper said...

Oh God, I hate THO (am a victim myself). And I do everything I can to cover up when I'm out. Then again, some of the gals in the pics aren't exactly wearing much to begin with (why bother covering up Lindsay?). That pic of Posh is scary... those things look like weapons.

Simply Mel said...

You are always introducing me to new things...'nippits' - brilliant!

Vivienne said...

One would think I have no nipples. (They're there... I've seen 'em) but unless I am immersed in ice water, they are MIA.

TheBeautyFile said...

Ok, you are just too funny!!!! Love the round up dear!

Sandra said...

I think popin' nipples are not for public...you gotta look at them even if you don't want to...and I wouldn't walk around the city showing my nipples...tacky...but in private, or on beach, go for it!

josie(bean) said...

personally, i cant stand protruding nips out in public, it makes me cringe. i mean, strapless bras/pasties anybody??? they do exist! and if i didnt mind having my nips popping out all the time then id much rather just walk around topless! oh the liberation :) haha

Savvy Mode SG said...

i agree with you.

♥Aubrey said...

Ha...we think alike! I am sooo concious of this issue i always ask the hubs to make sure he can't see anything. I mean...HELLO this is just as embarassing as a guy getting it up :)- Maybe i should send them a cardi to cover up.

Jake Hammell said...

As a dude I'm very self concious about having hard nipples. Truth be told, I wear heavier shirts most days, even though I sweat like a pig, just so that I don't put on a nipple show for anyone.

Plus I have giant cookie nips. And nobody wants to see those.

ticklishfromadistance said...

I am stuck on wondering why I did not invent nippits. I have never recovered from the pet rock.

Alina said...

Ha! I always invest in a good bra, I hate it when one is at attention and the other not!

A.S said...

I think they may have even done this on purpose. I find the sticking-out-nipples really embarrassing!!

Diane said...

i dont think its so bad unless they are crooked, like in the first pic. that just looks weird!

myself, i'm a cover-up-er.

Milly said...

LOL....i try to keep them under wraps too i work with mostly men eeek..and you know its hard with the AC blasting in the office....Heard men love it though :)

Bon Don said...

I keep mine under wraps at all times! ... well unless i'm braless at home (in my own bedroom) call me crazy but just feel so exposed if i have a T.H.O.

Chessa! said...

titty hard on...that's awesome. Nips Ablaze is how my sister and I refer to this wonderful condition that we both suffer from. All of my bras have a little padding in them to prevent this. I love my lacy ones but I know that I'll have THO so those I usually wear under something that isn't too fitted or where the fabric isn't too flimsy...
the nippits just make your boobs look like you have pancake nips...don't do it.

I'd be mortified by some of these pics. I mean Goldie Hawn...come on! that's absurd and ridiculous...and Lindsay? I can't even go there...

LENORENEVERMORE said...

Haha...
I have the feeling the weather was cold that day when these pix were taken! 'Nippits'~ such a cute name & product...just had to say it!!!
Wahhh*

diane said...

Look at Posh Spice, those can't be real. They look painful.
I have no issue with nipple exposure, but I am no longer a participant.

Mermaid said...

That Lohan one is intense but Heather Graham still looks adorable despite the boobage going on.

I always keep mine under wraps, and I have small boobs, so it's not hard.

caroline duke said...

wow. poor heather graham's example says everything about 10th grade biology that you'll ever need to know about me.

Iva said...

yeah I've voting for covering up those badboys (or I guess badgirls in this case hehe) but like, seriously, Miss LiLo didn't even try nor did Naomi Watts. Although there are times when I wonder when they wear black if they forget that so much light is shining on them that things will show that dont without the light blast lol

LOL 'Nippits' that's great!! I like how it says "you forget they are on"

ohh another perfect post by drollgirl!!

Felicia|DaLipstickBandit said...

hmmmmm.....i think that the first pic..i forget her name would be alarmed to find that they were lopsided...lol

Kirsty said...

I get nipple anxiety. I can't do it. I'll walk around with my hands on my boobs rather than pack raisins. Can't help it! I have big boobs... it would just be too much...

CC said...

T.H.O. love it!!!!!

Raina said...

Mine are an opposite compass always indicating true south.

Alicia @ boylerpf said...

The whole problem starts ONLY if you have something up top and trust me...I got nuttin' there! Not an issue here!

dapper kid said...

Nipple covers all the way. It can look a tad embarassing otherwise!

down and out chic said...

i'm going to have to check out the nippits for sure and no i'm not into flaunting. anything really but especially not those.

you've made a good point. why are these offices kept so damn cold anyways?

TERI REES WANG said...

Oh, I am all nipple all the time! ;P

Amy said...

I have never understood this trend - ugh...I won't even go outside without a bra on unless I have a jacket on - maybe I am a prude???

Lily G. said...

haha, I would never knowingly expose my nipples like that in public.

liliesandgrapes.blogspot.com

Phoenix said...

It's tough out there for girls who want to wear cute tops that can't hide bra straps...and I'm betting about half of those celebs tried on those clothes having no idea that with a flash of a camera, all would be revealed. Yikes.

Give me my wife-beater tank tops any day.

b is for brown said...

the see thru tops crack me up!

Dream Sequins said...

Nips. LOL. Can't live with em.. can't live without em. OK I guess you could technically live without them, but they're a natural part of the anatomy. LOL. I think some girls can get away with this. So long as you're wearing something that's not too sheer and racy.

Pretty Little World said...

I'm probably one of the only people on the planet who wishes for smaller breasts. I would kill to be able to go bra-less!!

NIKI said...

Why not... ? ! :D

Hanako66 said...

lol!

I try to keep mine as flat as possible in public!

Gabby said...

I love coming to your blog and learning lingo! :)

Kitten said...

I suffer from THO as well. I wear bras with just a touch extra padding in the nipple area to (hopefully) prevent anything from showing. I haven't had to invest in those petal things...yet. One day.

Lynn said...

If mine were out in public I would at least make sure they were even, for god's sake!

...love Maegan said...

omg posh's look like someone we both know so well ...who most definitely shone her high beams at work ..lol.

LINDSAY LOHAN?!?!?!?? are you kidding me? I mean, why even wear a shirt at all?

Char said...

and this is why I invest in bandaids.

alissa said...

what is with the low/high combo on heather graham?

Brown Girl said...

Try to hide it, in never works that well, what are you going to do?

nicole addison said...

hahaha.. ok lindsay lohan we need to talk..hide those things! no one wants to see those! ok, ok.. hm i try to hide them.. not in for {that} kind of attention. but more power to ya if you dont mind that your titties are out in the open!

Lianne said...

First, let me say that this is the first time the boyfriend wanted to actually see what blog I was reading (lol). And second what's up (or down) with Heather Graham's?

Sam said...

Yes, I'm a cardi gal myself...not my thing to be "out there" at work I gotta say! P.S. Apparently, it's the latest must have plastic surgery proceedure - an implant in the afore mentioned region (Vicky Beckham for one is a definite implantee apparently) - can you imagine!! These people must be really hard up for things to do in their spare time!

.38 said...

i think the key is to have them facing the same direction. heather graham: fail.

Pyzahn said...

Show pictures of nipples and you get a whopping 55 (and counting) comments. I'm too whipped to read them all, but I was fascinated by the shape and sizes of the boobs in your posts. And the breasts, too.

Awesome Sara said...

i love seeing nipples!! they are so much fun. but i keep mine hidden, but buy me a drink and oo baby the nips are coming out!

Raez said...

lmfao. like its their fault their nips are temperature sensitive, haha! oh well, flaunt em if youve got em;)

thereddeer said...

After breastfeeding for 9 months - I'm sure lots of people have seen my nipples by now, and I really don't care anymore :P

Phoenix said...

thank you for the lovely comment :)

Midtown Girl said...

Ok-

1. You are hilarious.
2. Poor Goldie Hawn. That was a visual assault.
3. You are hilarious.
4. Where's your pic? LOL's!

XOXO

Sioux said...

If you're gonna flaunt them, could you at least make sure they are sittin' even on the shelf?!! Good Lord!

michellehendra said...

of course i'm gonna cover themm! i mean, it's not cool having your nipples as the attention of people, it's so YUCKY! what's so fabulous about that? so cheesy and cheap! EWW! i've always wondered why people choose not to cover their nips, and let them to be the show instead. ckckck

xx

Ela said...

I just found your blog and I love it!!! I hope you don't mind me commenting!
LOL, I don't quite have that problem being less endowed and all :)
Ela
http://extradots.blogspot.com

Sasha said...

LOL..LOL...I am not totally pro nipple exposure but my love one..love it!! I feel kind of the girls are shouting out loud.."I am out here..look at me!"

*Diane* said...

lmao! i saw like 6 diff chicks w/ this "ailment" today.... i'm not one of them tho...in fact i have a bit of a complex( i can't leave my house w/out a bra on)

Carlotta said...

posh spice no no no!!

yummychummy said...

LOL

have you ever seen the fake nipples?

http://www.bodyperks.com/

Emily said...

I try to keep the little girls under wraps- the worst is when just ONE wants to make an appearance- then you almost HAVE to tweak the other just to make them even, right? sheesh! -e

Underfunded Heiress said...

More power to the nipps!

Did you ever see that sex in the city episode where they had nipple falsies that they stick on? So funny.

I think they are fine but don't really have that problem because I usually wear lined bras.

Girl Japan: April Marie Claire said...

Is it cold outside? Hahah, I never really bothered to keep them covered but all the bra's here in Japan have a special lining that keeps the nips under control, but even with a bra on , the high-beams are on.

I wish mine were a little more UP...lol

Dan W Johnson said...

Hooray for boobies!

Taren said...

ew ew ew ew ew, NO! not attractive, ever.

Taren said...

ew ew ew ew ew, NO! not attractive, ever.

The Cottage Cheese said...

Yah, I have nip issues. I first became conscious of it in high school when a very smart but asshole dude friend of mine asked "are you cold or just happy to see me?". I've been wearing padded bras ever since. Only the Hollywood beauties can get away with the nip exposure.

And yeah - I can't believe I'm about to be hitched in 9 days either! I always thought I was too cool to be married, haha.

sallymandy said...

I used to use bandaids for THOs when I was in high school. Not so much of a problem any more. Don't know why.

But hey, Goldie, I think it's time to give that look up. Not Looking Good.

Gabbi said...

I try not to flaunt at work either... at home I hardly care too. I love that they invented something called 'Nippits'! Too funny... when I was in my early 20's I'd use Band-Aids. Not fun.

Diana said...

i'm too embarassed to do this! i would rather purchase a very lined bra!

Clorivak said...

Oh No...yikes, I am a true and true NHOer,they a pop whenever they damn well please and yes it can be embarassing, especially at work or at my man's mom's house at dinner. I don't want that sort of attention. I hate super padded bras as I find they mess with natural shape and I find them sooo uncomfortable. I freaking wear bras but like the thinner triangle variety. Man, I guess I should find some thicker bras by the sounds of these comments. Nips are apparently quite offensive, it seems. eeeeek...sorry to all the people who had to avoid my hard ons,if I could control it, I would.
man....too much stuff to catch up on when not checking blogs for over a week. eeeeeek..

Kirsty said...

WOW. Heather Graham is lopsided!

Jennifer DeDonato said...

They look better than I ever would in a billion years! Why is Lisa Renna always making the duck face?