Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Beauty, Life & Sex Tips from Angela Lansbury

52 comments:

The Peach Tart said...

I'm trying to come up with words about this. Good for her that's she's still vibrant and sexually active. After the stories you've read about my Mama, you know that nothing shocks me anymore.

On the other hard we're talking about the star of Murder She Wrote which makes it a little odd for me thinking of her as this tight ass crime sleuth.

To each her own.

sealaura said...

I guess the peach tart is right but TMI I don't want to see her in this light. EEEEK!

bananas. said...

i may not be able to see the video at work but the title alone has me rollin. sex advice from angela lansbury?! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Bunny, THE PARIS HOUSE said...

Ok I just watched this and YUCK is all I can come up with!! But is hysterically yucky...now I gotta send this over to my husbands office, he'll love it :) I will never look at her the same again as a matter of fact..I probably won't ever look at her again.
have a great day
Bunny

jennifer from pittsburgh said...

O.M.G.! I've got to send this to Caty!!! She'll die, and then she'll kill me ;)

diane said...

Did you know that I had bologna & cheese, cause now my desk does. EEEK!

Hanako66 said...

o m g
l o l

The Haute-Shopper said...

As much as I respect Ms. Landsbury, she's the last person I want to hear sex talk from (well, her and the Hoff I guess). Haha.. good for her if she's taking care of herself and in tune with her sexuality though. Then again, I think we're all probably not part of the intended target group. You might want to ask people who are a little more mature what they think of this ;-)

parkaveprincess said...

You have an award on my blog :)

...love Maegan said...

MAssaaaaage. OMG SHIT IS HILARIOUS!

...after all, it is the dawn of a NEW DAY ...anything is possible.


DEMON.

omg when she goes to take a bite!!!! hahahah ...

LENORENEVERMORE said...

'Murder She Wrote' will never be the same evarrr again! Thanks babe~

Alicia @ boylerpf said...

I think a time comes where actresses should stick to reading their lines & not try to get some old farts interested in sex again..LOL!

Elizabeth Marie said...

OMG I feel dirty. I am dyingg....

I took notes!

Annie said...

think i better wait to watch this one at home.... ;)

Maverick Malone said...

Aahaha, omg, wow. Don't know what else to say.

Milly said...

LMAO!!!.....Eeeekkk...i feel so weird..i cant see her that way

TERI REES WANG said...

Hey!..That's My Grandmother!!! ;<>

Grrrhh..

brooke said...

okay so this is an "i'm not at work video" to watch...but seriously sex tips, she wrote...could be catchy!! i'm just hoping we're not touching on the bedknobs and broomsticks in this video!!

Sioux said...

I kept waiting for the 'Punchline'...

Iva said...

omg omg omg omg totally creepy weird odd bazaar..her accent makes 'massage' sound totally awkward. I just don't know what to say about this. lol. I dont know if I am now scared or nauseous, probably both. ok forget my blabbing, I'm not saying anything, I'm just confused right now.

{sorry, I wasn't able to watch it earlier}

Clorivak said...

eeeeeekkkkk....aaaaccckkkk...What the???
That was disturbing...I'm scarred. DROLLGIRL!!!! bahahahahaha...I'm in shock. wah.

Clorivak said...

and w-in-t-f is with the gyrating skin colored crotch business....oh god.

Lianne said...

OMG OMG I can't open this at work. I have to leave and go home now so I can see this.

Kierstin Bridger said...

where, oh where do you find this stuff?

Fresh said...

Seriously, can't watch this. Just can't do it. I read the comments, and that's plenty for me. Wow. Hm. And. So, yeah.

WEIRD!

Fresh said...

That wasnt' even that bad, just disturbing. Oh well. (yes, I lied, i watched it)

Gabby said...

A mini-mahhsage!! LOL!

Phoenix said...

woah. I never thought I'd say this:

Angela Lansbury has nice legs.

josie(bean) said...

wow i am at work and just fast forwarded thru that..."Murder She Wrote" lady right??? guess it was more like masturbate she wrote...ooo that dirty bird!

Sandra said...

ok. Admit. Where did you get that video? that's freaky...but kind of funny...oh god...

San Francisco Stylephile said...

I give myself a "mini mass-age"...ahahaha!

Anthony said...

Oh, this is truly priceless!

It would have been funny enough in its original form, but the added creepy sound effects and such just make it even better! I couldn't help but laugh out loud. Good thing my boss isn't in the office, today!

You can be sure that I will be sharing this with others...

down and out chic said...

angela lansbury and "sexy" are not two things i would normally put together. this video deserves a double "wow" from me.

Felicia|DaLipstickBandit said...

oh em gee...i didn't need to see the crotch shot and i didn't need to see her giving herself a mini-massage with lotion. i didn't need the bathtub scene. i just felt bad if anyone was on their terrace an saw her get out the tub by accident. this was just weird...

Chessa! said...

um..what? seriously lady, where do you find this shizz? I'd like to see what the google search term is. tell us!! :)

Waxy said...

I can't even bear to watch...

bananas. said...

holy old balls! WTF?!

i just watched the video...now i'm in need of a MAHHH-ssage! HA!

Char said...

I can't even...LOL

Kitten said...

I started laughing the minute I saw the title. As for the MAAAAsage and the tub scene...scary.

Lily G. said...

All I can say is OMG...

Kristin said...

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.

Gabbi said...

So wrong... on so many levels!

Now must try to erase from memory.

(PS. I love Metalocalypse! I'd rather DIE than go to Heaven...)

Ela said...

Ok so my internet's down and I'm commenting fr my bberry- crud this sucks. I didn't dare hit play. murder she wrote was a fave let's just leave it that way.

P.s.Yeah Jen cld hear about it and have her people call my people...or wanna hire me as a nanny. Ha!

Pen Pen said...

...I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.
Your fault!

Sam said...

hmmmm....that was odd! As for you Angela - hmmmm....please don't offer your advice on anything again thank you - I don't think you did yourself any favours there lady.

Kristen Sara said...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... oh my!! Ha ha ha ha ha...

miriam said...

gosh, how bizarre... i don't know whether i should blush or not ; )

Bunny, THE PARIS HOUSE said...

I told my husband about this and he said he thought she was dead...No I said apparently she is still alive and cumming I mean kicking and then I asked him if he wanted a MAHsage!!

apriliniowa said...

Holy Murder She Wrote! Lansbury is still one foxy dame! oh, my. That video was almost as funny as The Muppets singing a Peaches song. haha. Another great find I'll have to share. ;)

Emily said...

yeah it's weird, but mostly i just want her bathtub.

Diana said...

eek!! 4:11 is TMI!!

Simply Mel said...

Are you serious? I never cease to be shocked when I visit here...thank you!