Monday, August 24, 2009

C is for......

C-literature!



58 comments:

♥Aubrey said...

You can bet the Cookie Monster won't be getting an C-action. Well...maybe from a chocolate-chip :)-

Lee said...

I think I am going to buy hubby the Clit notes.

Iva said...

"THE SECRET WORLD" hehehe omg. {LOL!! Cookie Monster!!} ohhh Happy Hilarious Monday to you droll girl! You always make my Monday so much better! :) thank YOU!

jennifer from pittsburgh said...

Will wonders never cease? ;) It has never occurred to me to write an entire book about my mini me. What a fool I've been!

bananas. said...

northside clit?! whatever...

i represent west side clit. what what!

hahahahaha.

Gabbi said...

'Northside Clit' is clearly the must read... the gangster perspective???!! Too funny... :D

The Haute-Shopper said...

I too am fascinated by the last one... is it gang related? Is it about how ghetto life affects female genitalia? I'm almost afraid to find out...

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TERI REES WANG said...

I think the public school system would step up to support the "Self-preservation" Project to encourage those sweet young cheer squad off their knees.

Clorivak said...

Oh for shits Droll...bahahaha! I needed this on a dreary monday poop-ass morning. Word to the Clit!

Kellie said...

Is the Northside Clit a gang? I want to join! :)

josie(bean) said...

ahahahaha. no words. looks like some good summer reading though...!

Vivienne said...

The Haute Shopper kind of summed it up for me. Also, for all of those men out there who complain that women don't come with instruction manuals (Like they'd ever read said manuals) (Or ask for directions) The Secret World.... should be a must read for everyone, no?

Annie said...

speechless on this one....hahahaha

Brooke said...

Hmmm...Decisions, decisions. I simply don't know what one to start with!

Brown Girl said...

Isn't clit a bad word? You never cease to shock me! Greatness!

Kristin said...

I have to say I am intrigued by the Northside. Throwin' up a sign that you can't see right now. I'm sure you can use your imagination. Ah ha ha

Jill said...

Too funny...I just did a post on Saturday about The Happy Hooker, Xaviera Hollander...she talks about the three clits. I'm still looking for the other two!

Pinky said...

LMAO at Northside Clit...I kind of want to read it now, but the conversation at the library is bound to be awkward

The Cherry Blog said...

Oooh la la this livened up my monday! xx

Elizabeth Marie said...

I'm holding it DOWN on the Westside with Banana.

Down...wayyyy down.

me melodia said...

Love it. Great round up.
My bf it calls it the magic button.
I would rather he understand it more than give it a funny name. :/

Big Red said...

Need I say anything but "I LOVE IT EVERYDAY!" ?

I think not. :)

Milly said...

LMAO!!!! very interesting! :)

Phoenix said...

Woah! lol I had no idea there was so much stuff out there at my fingertips...pun intended...

...love Maegan said...

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!??!

so good. SOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOD.

ahhahahah

Lynn said...

I had to go back and catch up with your posts!
Love the Laurie Simmons posts.
Polific.
Now I'm off to Borders, to buy
Tales From the Clit.
I shall ask for it in my outdoor voice, of course.

Phoenix said...

DUDE, you just named my two biggest pet peeves! I will play the artist's music BEFORE I get to the show to psych myself up, but afterward it's just kind of tacky.

Don't even get me STARTED on people who go to a concert just to text, tweet, or blackberry. The only acceptable technology is a camera with no flash, dammit.

Char said...

oh lordy

heisschic said...

I feel woefully uneducated. I never realized I should have been doing a theoretical study! I wonder if that would enhance the real-life application.... Interesting, interesting.


ha!

Cheryl said...

More good stuff to add to my reading list :)

Simply Mel said...

Maybe you wish to go with the Tuesday series of "Tickle My Pickle"?

Happy week to you!

Pretty Little World said...

This is an entire genre of literature that I had no idea was out there, but strangely am not surprised by.

mylittlebecky said...

i've never thought about my genitalia writing a book, hmmm.

Phoenix said...

Ok, maybe you shouldn't do less concerts altogether...maybe you should just do less concerts IN LA. That might solve the annoying factor of all the oh-so-trendy tweeters blasting the band after the fact in their SUV's that were paid for by their parents.

Damn, now I sound bitter lol

Elizabeth Marie said...

Wait!
Boones Farm makes SANGRIA???????


Is that the wrong reaction? LOL

It was pretty bad...deeeelicious going down though. Not so much the next day...

Gabby said...

bwahahahahaha! Clit Notes is my fave.

Farah said...

OMG!LOL!

Andhari said...

oh woooow lol

Felicia|DaLipstickBandit said...

lol @ tales from the clit...

Felicia|DaLipstickBandit said...

lol @ tales from the clit...

Raez said...

BAHA! that is all:)

one little simitopian said...

hahahaha!!! Northside Clit?! What? I need to read that! and "Clitoral truth" ! what a great title!
Ah, long live drollgirl!

WendyB said...

That's an impressive collection. Now all we need is a map for some guys and we'll be all set.

Jill Pilgrim said...

Who knew there was such a market for clit related literature?! I think I just found my calling.

Keith said...

Wow. Great post. This definitely made my Monday.

LENORENEVERMORE said...

Woooh...This 'C' might be better than Sesame Street! Great week babe!!

diane said...

Crap, I missed the video and most of the comments because my grand daughter is in the room.
Interesting post, what I could see of it, because I had to scroll down really fast.

Dooder City said...

I think people should be more comfortable with the word clit...it's like we can say penis all we want but when it comes to clit or vag, people cringe...I think that this post is super great.

Diane said...

Ahahahah, Clit Notes!!! Where in the world do you come up with your post themes?! You're hilarious.

Alicia said...

geez...who knew there was so much fine literature about clits?! this is definitely going to be a must read for the book club...

Sam said...

Northside Clit - Street knowledge publishing! sheez! How I would've loved to be a fly on the wall when that title was being thought up!!

K @ Blog Goggles said...

Right, so which one do you recommend?

Hanako66 said...

lololol

the secret world at your fingertips lol

Diana said...

oh no, each one gets worse as you scroll down!

alissa said...

hmm the first one about porn sounds interesting

creative kerfuffle said...

dammit i missed my calling as the author of cliterature! this are fucking awesome!

Racer X said...

As a great fan of the clitoris myself, I strongly recommend those books.