No. NEVER. Not even a little.Vom.
This one isn't even a question. You're going too easy on us!NOT.
Blech! Ewwww! Hell to the NO!
every kind of not. kudos for the snail trail with hint of pube action.
I vote.. NOT!
those freakin' green pants are rad beyond words!!
Not not not! the hair peeking above the suit is making me dry heave...
BWaaaaa...perhaps this is why he wrote his SEXY song. Let me quote his lyrics for ya...If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on sugar, let me know. If you really need me just reach out and touch me, come on honey, tell me so...I personally wouldn't reach out and touch that ;)-
yep. dry heave.
Not, not, not, not, not, so not hot. Ew.
aw, i HAVE to weigh in on this one! SHOT NUMBER 1?!??! fucking HAWT HAWT HAWT! he was sex on a stick way back when! YUUUUUUUUM!
Noooooooo!!! Just way too cheesy... that last pic scares the heck out of me. Is he wearing a tankini?? Who knows, but the last thing I needed to see today was Rod's pubes. Argh. In the first pic he looks like the lead singer from The Darkness (Justin Hawkins) - I guess now I know who partially inspired the look ;-)
OMG...OMG...i just gagged in my mouth a little. are those his pubes i see!?!?!? blehhhhhhh....those satin pants however...totally HOT!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww that second photo is the stuff nightmares are made of!
Um, yeah, NOTx1000. Those pants are pretty sweet, however, and I would like to have his jewelry.
you are a riot!!!!! OMG I almost spit out my coffee! I would say not but thanks for the laughs. :)
I remember being so disappointed the first time I saw what Rod Stewart looked like, the voice just didn't match the face.
eeewww the pubes coming out of his banana hammock in the last photo just made me throw up in my mouth!
I love Maggie May, but I'm going with NOT. :)(This post just woke me up by the way... before this I was drowsing off at my desk)
Amazing artist. Great music, total talent. I'd totally take the tank top, possibly the pants, but seriously? shot #2? was that on purpose or something? LOL.I'm sticking with 'not'.
Do ya think I'm sexy?Well, now that you asked, um no.Not. Never was, never shall be.
As a Scot myself, I would have to say HOT - Buuuuuuuut, before you judge me - the only parts I find hot are the voice (Maggie May?) and the hair (and not the pubic variety)!! Though maybe if it was 1973, then I might think differently... Britt obviously saw something in him, and I don't think it was his two piece ;)
eeeeeeek ...the hair coming out his panties!!!! ...okay, yes HOT ...in a 70's rockstar kinda way.
eeeks! not hot, but hes a fab musician that's for sure!
The best thing about the first pic is that you can see his vaccination scar. I kind of miss that being common on everyone.
Not.And for the 2nd *image* that I fear has been burned into my brain...an extra side of NOT.Thanks. Really. ;p
like bananas, i find the metallic pants hot. and i like the sides of his hair. trying to takeaway bits of inspiration from both men and women for hairstyles (again, yes) before i decide on that final look.
mmmmmmm.. i'm blurred. LOLxx
oh rod....definitely not a hot rod! (i am so cheese...) but yeah, the pubes peaking out is so not a good look on ANYONE. ewwo >:[
LOL at Maegan "panties"!!!!! I die. Ewwwwwwwwwwww NOT NOT NOT.I like her little cardigan thingy though...
I don't know what's worse, the bellychain in pic 1 or the pubes in pic 2...EWWW
How does he land all the babes?With that male camel-toe?
So very, very, very NOT.
roddie is a hottie.
Soooooooooooo NOT!Ick, yuck, and patooie!He has what looks like a fish body, or something. Was this REALLY considered SEXY back in the '70s!?And those PUBES... Yikes! Garden shears, anyone?
i love the bush wisping out of his undies. roar
not....definitely not. even now
um.that second one...i just threw up in my mouth a little...seriously...that is foul...
Hmmm, second pic rating is NOTBut first pic is kinda HOTKindaJust a little bit :-)
NO WAY!! hahaha, you crack me up...that second pic is so gross!!
I love his matching get up. Very junk habit meets muppets.
If it were 1976 all these girls would be singing a different tune. totes sex on stick.
HELL NO!!!!! blah!
Not, but this is also a "not" that should be clarified, because like, what is going on in that last picture? What, exactly?Clearly he's borrowed his GF's underthings, because those bikini bottoms -- not so much in terms of fitting right. Also, was it Halloween? Green and orange stripes? One little picture that went so wrong in so many ways.
I love that He thinks is Hot & Sexy, and I wouldn't rule out that he uses his own little-brown-hairs-down-there for a quick floss too!I was with my little tween sudo friend who did not know who He was. ;P
I CANNOT HANDLE HIM! Old, young, that man is sleeze on a stick. EWWW!
blech. i'm dry heaving...i can't even look at the monitor....but where did he get his rings and pants????
oh no, the last photo sort of made my stomach churn in a not good way. NOT HOT!
hee hee I immediately went scrolling down your comments looking for someone who said YES! For the record, the man is a hot mess and is ugly. i dont like his music either apart ftom that Carol King remake he did called So Far Away
Oh my goodness, I am right now watching My Antonio. Where did they find these girls??? And why are they off their meds? Make it stop. Please tell me at the end of this, he goes home. Alone.My poor, poor, Antonio.
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!! These are HILARIOUS!!! Are these from the Faces days??
Absolutely. NO. WAY!
He looks and sounds like a rooster to me.
While I love Rod Stewart, I abt gagged in my mouth. Ha!
NOT! def not!
Not, Not, Not! When did people actually think this was sexy? Yuck.
yes! yes! so hot!
Hahahahahaaaa! My 2 yr old daughter was sitting on my knee just now and said "Ewwwwww Gross!" LOL, The hilarious thing is, I've never ever heard her say that before!!!!! LOL LOL LOL!!! I'm trying not to fall off my chair!!!*wipes eyes*Singers do have an advantage; a voice can be incredibly sexy. Unfortunately Mr. Stewart doesnt really do it for me! I think I'd wear his jewellry though.Hey, you should do a "hot or not" featuring Mike Patton. Just so I can perve and make ultra sleazy comments about how much I'd like to bang him.Just a thought:)
NOT not not. What is hot is your new header though.
Love Rod, but don't find him hot. Especially in that second picture. That first one is not bad, and those pants are smokin'. He may not be hot but he was awesome with the Faces and his voice is hot.
No, no, no!!I don't think I have said hot to a single one of your hot or nots. Does that mean I am ultra picky?
Do you even need to ask. Ickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. Ok, that was a bit obnoxious of me, but you get my drift.
Not for me!
Being a straight guy, no way. Her on the other hand.
Oh NO NO NO NO NO!!! How he ever got laid is beyond me! btw, LOVE the leopard!!! ;)
The pube pic is giving me stomach cramps.LOL!XOXO
You've changed your spots!Lovely :-)
First of all - wow! You are my blog hero! I open up your blog and whamo! The most beautiful beautiful leopard I've ever seen in my life - look at his languidness, his sleepy long eyelashed eyes. So, lovely *sigh* and then: Badaboom! - Rod! What can I say? Rod - o he isn't sexy at all but clearly he did something for Brit Eckland. Each to their own I guess and all that.
haha, i thought these were pictures of Bruno. but it's Rod the hot. or not!
NOT!! i had a violent reaction
He he! Nice (sort of) to see a Scotsman in your hot or not... The answer is so not though! That tankini thing he's wearing is vile!!
Wow. Um, no. Although kudos for bravely going the satin pants route. I bet they gave him an awful camel-toe.My opinion may be slightly skewed by the fact that I hate his music.
Love Rod, but no, not sexy. He's like a little pocket gnome.
I totally just threw up in my mouth when I looked up and saw the pic of Rod's pubic hairs threatening to escape from his striped speedo.thanks for that..
Thanks for the trip back memory lane. ...Looking at these pix now, I cannot believe how popular he used to be back in the day.These days, that satin pants wearing, belly chain sporting, banana hammock toting, MAN BUSH bearing hot mess would outright be called GAY based on his wardrobe alone! LOLBut, Britt looks hella-good here. Meow!xxx
roflmao. ok. so i don't know if you are aware of my (cough,ahem) obsession with rod, but yes, i have one. and there have been times in his life when i thought he was incredibly hot (in the late 80s/early90s) when he did his out of order tour. i would have slept w/ him in a heartbeat then. i love his voice. i love his music. i love him. that being said, i do not think he was hot in his younger days. (but i still love him and have been as close to him as 5 ft!) : ) yum.
I like how his GF looks shocked and horrified in the second pic. Kinda like eeewwww....
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