Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Hot or Not?

rod stewart


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83 comments:

LiLu said...

No. NEVER. Not even a little.

Vom.

K @ Blog Goggles said...

This one isn't even a question. You're going too easy on us!

NOT.

Diane said...

gack!
NOT!!!!

lol

Shelley said...

Blech! Ewwww! Hell to the NO!

jillian-anne said...

every kind of not. kudos for the snail trail with hint of pube action.

Corrine/Frock And Roll said...

I vote.. NOT!

blondie-lox said...

those freakin' green pants are rad beyond words!!

Waxy said...

Not not not! the hair peeking above the suit is making me dry heave...

♥Aubrey said...

BWaaaaa...perhaps this is why he wrote his SEXY song. Let me quote his lyrics for ya...
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on sugar, let me know.
If you really need me just reach out and touch me, come on honey, tell me so...
I personally wouldn't reach out and touch that ;)-

blondie-lox said...

yep. dry heave.

Kellie said...

Not, not, not, not, not, so not hot. Ew.

drollgirl said...

aw, i HAVE to weigh in on this one! SHOT NUMBER 1?!??! fucking HAWT HAWT HAWT! he was sex on a stick way back when! YUUUUUUUUM!

The Haute-Shopper said...

Noooooooo!!! Just way too cheesy... that last pic scares the heck out of me. Is he wearing a tankini?? Who knows, but the last thing I needed to see today was Rod's pubes. Argh. In the first pic he looks like the lead singer from The Darkness (Justin Hawkins) - I guess now I know who partially inspired the look ;-)

bananas. said...

OMG...OMG...

i just gagged in my mouth a little. are those his pubes i see!?!?!? blehhhhhhh....

those satin pants however...totally HOT!

Lee said...

GROSS!

Alina said...

Not...

Hanako66 said...

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww that second photo is the stuff nightmares are made of!

Brooke said...

Um, yeah, NOTx1000. Those pants are pretty sweet, however, and I would like to have his jewelry.

sealaura said...

you are a riot!!!!! OMG I almost spit out my coffee! I would say not but thanks for the laughs. :)

diane said...

I remember being so disappointed the first time I saw what Rod Stewart looked like, the voice just didn't match the face.

down and out chic said...

eeewww the pubes coming out of his banana hammock in the last photo just made me throw up in my mouth!

Gabbi said...

I love Maggie May, but I'm going with NOT. :)

(This post just woke me up by the way... before this I was drowsing off at my desk)

Iva said...

Amazing artist. Great music, total talent. I'd totally take the tank top, possibly the pants, but seriously? shot #2? was that on purpose or something? LOL.

I'm sticking with 'not'.

Vivienne said...

Do ya think I'm sexy?
Well, now that you asked, um no.

Not.
Never was, never shall be.

Red Boots said...

As a Scot myself, I would have to say HOT - Buuuuuuuut, before you judge me - the only parts I find hot are the voice (Maggie May?) and the hair (and not the pubic variety)!!

Though maybe if it was 1973, then I might think differently... Britt obviously saw something in him, and I don't think it was his two piece ;)

...love Maegan said...

eeeeeeek ...the hair coming out his panties!!!! ...okay, yes HOT ...in a 70's rockstar kinda way.

amy @ switz~art said...

eeeks! not hot, but hes a fab musician that's for sure!

jennifer from pittsburgh said...

The best thing about the first pic is that you can see his vaccination scar. I kind of miss that being common on everyone.

Ela said...

Not.

And for the 2nd *image* that I fear has been burned into my brain...an extra side of NOT.

Thanks. Really. ;p

Tom Tuttle from Tacoma said...

like bananas, i find the metallic pants hot. and i like the sides of his hair. trying to takeaway bits of inspiration from both men and women for hairstyles (again, yes) before i decide on that final look.

michellehendra said...

mmmmmmm.. i'm blurred. LOL

xx

josie(bean) said...

oh rod....definitely not a hot rod! (i am so cheese...)

but yeah, the pubes peaking out is so not a good look on ANYONE. ewwo >:[

Elizabeth Marie said...

LOL at Maegan "panties"!!!!! I die.

Ewwwwwwwwwwww NOT NOT NOT.

I like her little cardigan thingy though...

Pinky said...

I don't know what's worse, the bellychain in pic 1 or the pubes in pic 2...EWWW

Dream Sequins said...

How does he land all the babes?

With that male camel-toe?

Phoenix said...

So very, very, very NOT.

carly said...

roddie is a hottie.

Anthony said...

Soooooooooooo NOT!

Ick, yuck, and patooie!

He has what looks like a fish body, or something. Was this REALLY considered SEXY back in the '70s!?

And those PUBES... Yikes! Garden shears, anyone?

mylittlebecky said...

i love the bush wisping out of his undies. roar

Namine said...

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwie

Char said...

not....definitely not. even now

brooke said...

um.that second one...i just threw up in my mouth a little...seriously...that is foul...

Kaz said...

Hmmm, second pic rating is NOT

But first pic is kinda HOT

Kinda

Just a little bit :-)

Annie said...

NO WAY!! hahaha, you crack me up...
that second pic is so gross!!

me melodia said...

I love his matching get up.
Very junk habit meets muppets.

me melodia said...

If it were 1976 all these girls would be singing a different tune.

totes sex on stick.

Milly said...

HELL NO!!!!! blah!

Pretty Little World said...

Not, but this is also a "not" that should be clarified, because like, what is going on in that last picture? What, exactly?

Clearly he's borrowed his GF's underthings, because those bikini bottoms -- not so much in terms of fitting right. Also, was it Halloween? Green and orange stripes? One little picture that went so wrong in so many ways.

TERI REES WANG said...

I love that He thinks is Hot & Sexy, and I wouldn't rule out that he uses his own little-brown-hairs-down-there for a quick floss too!

I was with my little tween sudo friend who did not know who He was. ;P

E said...

I CANNOT HANDLE HIM! Old, young, that man is sleeze on a stick. EWWW!

Alicia said...

blech. i'm dry heaving...i can't even look at the monitor....but where did he get his rings and pants????

Diana said...

oh no, the last photo sort of made my stomach churn in a not good way. NOT HOT!

Clare said...

hee hee I immediately went scrolling down your comments looking for someone who said YES! For the record, the man is a hot mess and is ugly.

i dont like his music either apart ftom that Carol King remake he did called So Far Away

Ela said...

Oh my goodness, I am right now watching My Antonio. Where did they find these girls??? And why are they off their meds? Make it stop. Please tell me at the end of this, he goes home. Alone.
My poor, poor, Antonio.

Felicia said...

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!! These are HILARIOUS!!! Are these from the Faces days??

Alicia @ boylerpf said...

Absolutely. NO. WAY!

Clorivak said...

He looks and sounds like a rooster to me.

PS~Erin said...

While I love Rod Stewart, I abt gagged in my mouth. Ha!

Farah said...

NOT! def not!

Jenni said...

Not, Not, Not! When did people actually think this was sexy? Yuck.

caroline duke said...

yes! yes! so hot!

one little simitopian said...

Hahahahahaaaa! My 2 yr old daughter was sitting on my knee just now and said "Ewwwwww Gross!" LOL, The hilarious thing is, I've never ever heard her say that before!!!!! LOL LOL LOL!!! I'm trying not to fall off my chair!!!

*wipes eyes*
Singers do have an advantage; a voice can be incredibly sexy. Unfortunately Mr. Stewart doesnt really do it for me! I think I'd wear his jewellry though.

Hey, you should do a "hot or not" featuring Mike Patton. Just so I can perve and make ultra sleazy comments about how much I'd like to bang him.
Just a thought:)

E.K. said...

Gross.

Gabby said...

NOT not not. What is hot is your new header though.

sherri said...

Love Rod, but don't find him hot. Especially in that second picture. That first one is not bad, and those pants are smokin'. He may not be hot but he was awesome with the Faces and his voice is hot.

thereddeer said...

No, no, no!!

I don't think I have said hot to a single one of your hot or nots. Does that mean I am ultra picky?

Kristin said...

Do you even need to ask. Ickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. Ok, that was a bit obnoxious of me, but you get my drift.

freeteyme said...

Not for me!

Keith said...

Being a straight guy, no way. Her on the other hand.

Katie said...

NOT HOT!

Miss Absinthe said...

Oh NO NO NO NO NO!!! How he ever got laid is beyond me! btw, LOVE the leopard!!! ;)

Midtown Girl said...

The pube pic is giving me stomach cramps.

LOL!

XOXO

Kaz said...

You've changed your spots!

Lovely :-)

Sam said...

First of all - wow! You are my blog hero! I open up your blog and whamo! The most beautiful beautiful leopard I've ever seen in my life - look at his languidness, his sleepy long eyelashed eyes. So, lovely *sigh* and then: Badaboom! - Rod! What can I say? Rod - o he isn't sexy at all but clearly he did something for Brit Eckland. Each to their own I guess and all that.

miriam said...

haha, i thought these were pictures of Bruno. but it's Rod the hot. or not!

Deka said...

NOT!! i had a violent reaction

Conversation Pieces said...

He he! Nice (sort of) to see a Scotsman in your hot or not... The answer is so not though! That tankini thing he's wearing is vile!!

Style Porn said...

Wow. Um, no. Although kudos for bravely going the satin pants route. I bet they gave him an awful camel-toe.

My opinion may be slightly skewed by the fact that I hate his music.

Jill said...

Love Rod, but no, not sexy. He's like a little pocket gnome.

Prairie Chicken... said...

I totally just threw up in my mouth when I looked up and saw the pic of Rod's pubic hairs threatening to escape from his striped speedo.

thanks for that..

Raven said...

Thanks for the trip back memory lane. ...Looking at these pix now, I cannot believe how popular he used to be back in the day.

These days, that satin pants wearing, belly chain sporting, banana hammock toting, MAN BUSH bearing hot mess would outright be called GAY based on his wardrobe alone! LOL

But, Britt looks hella-good here. Meow!

xxx

creative kerfuffle said...

roflmao. ok. so i don't know if you are aware of my (cough,ahem) obsession with rod, but yes, i have one. and there have been times in his life when i thought he was incredibly hot (in the late 80s/early90s) when he did his out of order tour. i would have slept w/ him in a heartbeat then. i love his voice. i love his music. i love him. that being said, i do not think he was hot in his younger days. (but i still love him and have been as close to him as 5 ft!) : ) yum.

Anonymous said...

I like how his GF looks shocked and horrified in the second pic. Kinda like eeewwww....