Thursday, August 6, 2009

I Hate Your Hair!

72 comments:

Awesome Sara said...

LOLOLOLOL!!! i wish i had my mullet pic from way back when i would so love to put in on here!!! gosh i miss ur blog, feels good to be back!

Iva said...

there is SO much wrong going on all around here. Richard Simmons hasn't had a change in forever?! like any part of him, why? why not. I have no comment for Phil Spector- either versions of this hair. none. Or for Perez, thats just wrong on so many levels. Kate...ohhhh Kate. I don't even know where to begin with that.

OMG. You are hilarious. This is just perfect. LOL!

Have a great one!!

Hit 40 said...

Maggots live in Howard Sterns greased up mess!!!

♥Aubrey said...

Yaaaa...you put Carrot Top!!! Those doooos have got TO GO. Love it ♥

The Haute-Shopper said...

Oh, so spot on! I don't even know where to begin. But you also need to add Trump Jr. His do is just as bad as his dad's. That Perez pic just makes me want to smash my computer screen. Ahhh too many to diss! But the other day, I actually saw a guy in the subway with the same hairstyle as C. Siriano. It was ridiculous. He actually spent 10 mins, standing infront of the doors, sorting his silly hair looking at his reflection. Yeah, the reason your hair won't stay diagnoal is because it's not meant to be!

Kristin said...

Dude, how could you hate Kate's hair? Don't you know that she gets thousands of letters asking who her stylist is and how to do that cut? Ah ha ha ha ha

sealaura said...

eek! but I vote Phil Spector as the worst. Can you imagine being his hairdresser. I hope he/she has hazard pay.

Sandra said...

hahahah so right!! with all that money and all that people around then, people expect a lot more of their hair do...not just something on top of head! love your picks!:D

box-of-style

Alina said...

WOW. That is some serious hate. most of them deserve it.

Shelley said...

Perfect! I can not stand Fergie's hair! It makes her look so blah. Kate... oh Kate... cut your freakin hair already! She gets her nails done... so I assume there must be a hair salon that can change it for her!

Ela said...

I was wondering when I'd see D. Trump on this list...did he actually do something different??? Still not OK but better maybe?

Oh Kate. With all your money, with people *doing* hair and makeup, why? I do not like your prickly halo, please grow it out or at least stop spiking it. Thank you.

Yelena R. said...

Hilarious! I totally agree with all of these!

brooke said...

seriously love this post...although i am one who loves big crazy hair most of these are just a little too big and definitely too crazy even for me...

bananas. said...

whaaaaat?!?! not my christian siriano!?!! HAHA! his hair is pretty shitty. gawd these quaffs make me want to throw up all over ALL of them but mostly on sarah palin. LOL.

LENORENEVERMORE said...

haha...Droll, you should see my hair today- NOT pretty! Should get the Raquel Welch wig that you recommended to me!

Diana said...

basically!!

especially palin's. that updo was everywhere orange county when she was running!

Vivienne said...

Phil Spector wins. Period. The hair, coupled with a complete lack of self-awareness gets him the prize.

Looking at Carrot-Top actually makes my girly bits dry up and shrivel in horror. (Yes, they have feelings)Gack!

The Peach Tart said...

These are all just bad each in their own way. Bad scary hair. Yikes. I feel nightmares coming on.

valerie said...

HAHAHAAAA THESE ARE WACKO!!! loving the fros. p.s. GIVEAWAY on my blog...it's a good one! xo

Elizabeth Marie said...

AMEN.
Nothing UNBEWEAVABLE here sister!




(Girl crush on Carmen Electra though...forgive me?)

TERI REES WANG said...

..And I hate the silver back caterpillar that's growing on my Mother's upper lip!

..thought she doesn't seem to mind.

Annie said...

LOL!
i love big hair but all these crazies with big hair is just ridiculous and wrong!

Brooke said...

These are not okay. hahaha. In Lithuania, mullets and rat tails are trying to make a comeback. It boggles my mind!

Emily said...

I never thought about it, but I really DO hate Whoopi's hair.

...love Maegan said...

I just love the title so much ...it's making me smile so big. ...I'm also staring at Wayne Newtons girlie mug and that isn't helping.

Farah said...

lol! hmmm...maybe I should email u my pic to include in the big and frizzy category! lol

Waxy said...

mullets and bowl cuts are my personal faves! And carrot top scares the hell out of me...thanks in advance for the nightmares I am going to have tonight!

Dream Sequins said...

You forgot chicks who wear Bump-Its :)

Char said...

that's a load of hair hate

Phoenix said...

hmmm...are you sure you don't just hate these PEOPLE? ;)

jennifer from pittsburgh said...

LOL!!!! Where's Oprah? She's had some bad 'dos over the years too :)

Jake Hammell said...

Billy Ray Cyrus never did quite shake that mullet of his, did he?

Lynn said...

It's a little shot of Hair Hell.
Wayne Newton wins in my book.
Or maybe it's just HIM.

Erin Nicole said...

LOL!! too funny, their hair is awful I hate it too LOLOLOL

The Seeker said...

Me too... lol
Too funny, dear.
I've been missing you girl :)
Hope I'm back even slowly.

Lots of love
xoxo

Gabby said...

Not. Looking. Good. SO agreed.

Cheryl said...

Aw, the Fergie one isn't so bad. Otherwise this is a great collection of what I never want my hair to look like.

down and out chic said...

hehehe. again, so glad you included palin (who started a nasty little hair trend btw).

creative kerfuffle said...

i have to agree w/ all of these, though billy ray's does look better now than it did when he wore that butt ugly mullet. and kate? of j&k+8? i HATE that damn do! wtf? really, it just gets worse and worse. you'd think someone, anyone would tell her the 80s are LONG gone. but wait, she probably doesn't have any friends anyway so people just laugh at her.

LiLu said...

I actually kinda thought Palin's hair was her ONE redeeming quality.

Though it does kinda look like she uses a BumpIt...

Kitten said...

Carrot Top gets scarier every time I look at him.

And Richard Simmons needs to get rid of the afro. There are some personalities where their hair is a GOOD trademark, but Richard Simmons is NOT one of those people.

Conversation Pieces said...

Never noticed how much Fergi from the Black Eyed Peas looks like Kirstie Alley before!

Anyway, thanks for posting - been hating my hair today so this has made me feel so much better - at least I don't look like these guys ;)

San Francisco Stylephile said...

Is it really bad that I thought Huz looked sexy when he dressed up as Richard Simmons for Halloween?

Also, next time you get up to the Bay Area, you should look up the band Tainted Love and see if they're playing. Best 80s cover band around and they do a mean rendition of Tainted Love...

Sasha said...

perfect choices..there is no one I could save!!!
Hope you are having a great day!

Clare said...

heeehee. I agree with all but I think the picture of Fergie's hair is great.

Carrot Top gives me the willies. (to translate: thats not good!)

OceanDreams said...

Craziness, I can't believe their hair, I think they have gone mad. P.S. thanks for the warning about your blog, so far so good. Lol. ;)

Lianne said...

What IS up with the Kate's hair? If I were John I'd leave her too.

Fresh said...

THANK YOU THANK YOU! I recently got into an argument with my mom's boss about Keith Urban's hair. Apparently it was his publicists' idea to have it all long and girly, but I don't care, I can't stand the guy!!!!! Grrrr.

E said...

My greatest distaste of this group would be reserved for Kate (of Jon and/or Kate), Betsey Johnson and Perez. If I never see another horrendous Perez Hilton ensemble again, it will be too soon.


...wait! Speaking of Hilton, you're missing Paris and her terrible terrible extensions/Claires-style hair accessories.

Hanako66 said...

dude lol these are so bad, you nailed it hahahaha...I think that axl rose is the worst lol

E.K. said...

I've only put my foot down about one hairstyle...that dude from Twilight. What the hell?

Missy said...

You need a pic of my hair!

clarewbrown said...

bahahahahahaha! This was great! I love how Kate Gosseling is on here... her hair=fail

Clorivak said...

hahah..wicked droll! one hairstyle I've always hated that makes me gag a bit is Elaine from Seinfeld in the older episodes.
I love Betsey Johnson but wtf is that??? its like silly string hair.

alissa said...

omg thats HILARIOUS. theyre awful. kate gosslin...

*Diane* said...

lmao. So Hilarious..esp clay...his hair really really irks me..dun't know why...

*Diane* said...

lmao. So Hilarious..esp clay...his hair really really irks me..dun't know why...

*Diane* said...

lmao. So Hilarious..esp clay...his hair really really irks me..dun't know why...

Raez said...

L.M.F.A.O.

best post i have seen in a while, but one question, wheres sanjaya? :D

xx raez

Big Red said...

I thought you had two pictures of Dog The Bounty Hunter, then I realized the other picture was Courtney Love.

GUFFAW!!!!

Gabbi said...

Couldn't agree more!!! :D

miriam said...

haha, crazy!

thereddeer said...

aw but I just got my haircut - and now you tell me that you hate it. :P

Felicia|DaLipstickBandit said...

lol, I agree with everyone of that list...except Sarah Palin. Come on...she needs a break!

Prairie Chicken... said...

Richard Simmons is a GOD!

Tom Tuttle from Tacoma said...

lol. for me it has to be the mullets. bar none. lol.

Chessa! said...

omg...this is awesome...
but I think that the jon and kate plus 8 woman (I always call her that even though it's just "kate") is by far the worst. I don't understand that frickin hair cut. it's the most absurd and ridiculous thing. why does she think that that looks good?

The Cottage Cheese said...

Agreed, all are horrific do's, but I must say: WTF is up with Phil Specter's hair? Did he think that was going to make the jury warm to him?

gangsta bride said...

ha carrot top. did you see when they roasted him on comedy central? it was so funny.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=17344666

hilarious.

Atomic Lola said...

Oh my funny! You're a riot!

Sam said...

You have impeccable taste my friend- I totally agree with everything here and then some! So glad you put Mrs Nicole Kidman in there - blurgh to him!!

K @ Blog Goggles said...

Ew, Kate Gosselin's hair is hideous. Awful. Horrendous. Shave it off!