Monday, August 10, 2009

Monday Monday - Dare for More?



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75 comments:

Ela said...

LOL, I'm not too sure what to say...
Um, why is the bottle squirting pepsi when the cap is still on?

Yelena R. said...

Hm...I don't know what to say about these...interesting...

bananas. said...

OMG this guy...

he's like the epitome of toolbagness. good thing i don't drink pepsi.

gangsta bride said...

this is the reason i don't drink pepsi in a nutshell. its the same color as diarrhea, and their adds make me wanna barf.

gangsta bride said...

this is the reason i don't drink pepsi in a nutshell. its the same color as diarrhea, and their adds make me wanna barf.

josie(bean) said...

oooo i do love to hassle the hoff ;)

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Brooke said...

Haha....There are no words...

The Peach Tart said...

this scares me

LENORENEVERMORE said...

I prefer Diet Coke personally with lots of crushed ice...hehe*

Iva said...

I don't like Pepsi to begin with. and now. It's even more so over. ohhh The Hoff and his mixed Pepsi drinks.

down and out chic said...

does it get any creepier than hasselhoff? i mean, really.

NODtoMOD said...

ugh...ewww...i didnt even like the hoff on baywatch! (yeah...i watched it...WHAT!)

♥Aubrey said...

The Hoff...there are NO words to describe how appawling he is.

Alicia @ boylerpf said...

I just don't get the love of David...Europeans I understand think he's all that and then some. He's been around forever so maybe that's what Pepsi's aiming for? HA!

amy @ switz~art said...

What a douchebag. But, he does make more money than I'll ever have, so kudos to him for acting like a dickface and getting paid millions. How DOES that work? Sign me up!

Waxy said...

my diet pepsi suddenly feels dirty.

Annie said...

the hoff...wow, reaching new lows every day

The Haute-Shopper said...

This is hilarious! But it's nothing compared to living in Germany where this guy was seriously idolized... as a singer. Yes, I've sat through his songs being played in restaurants and seen his music videos. Nothing can reverse the damage this has done to my brain...

Char said...

hey - are you hassling the Hoff??? LOL

Carlotta said...

that's why I don't drink pepsi!!!!

Vivienne said...

I don't drink Pepsi (or any soda, for that matter) but this would be enough to send me to the Coke side.

Diana said...

that pepsi looks so gross, like smeared something else!

TheBeautyFile said...

I totally disagree with your label of "not looking good." He looks damn good...yum yum gimme some! hahahaha

Hanako66 said...

lol, now that's how you start a monday!

diane said...

I really love this guy, there is nothing slick about him at all.

Clorivak said...

ahahaaha oh hass! simmer buddy, simmer. The first photo looks like his face is stuck.

Joanna Goddard said...

haha, so hilarious and bizarre! great find :)

sealaura said...

he is a cheesepuff but these pictures make me smile and good for him for having some fun!

Pop Champagne said...

I think he chugged a fwe bottles of beer before these shots. That's why he looks so happy, it has nothing to do with pepsi! haha!

P.S i'm not a fan of facebook either, not a big fan of people watching my every step!! lol

Brown Girl said...

I just have one word for that? Why? WHY? Why?!?

Oh and one more... YUCK.

;-)

Milly said...

OMG!!....soo funny!

Big Red said...

GUFFAW!!!

Are these ads that run in Germany?

Kitten said...

Promise me that you'll post images of the Hoff's 2010 calendar, if you can find them!

Kitten said...

That is, so we can skewer them as much as these pics!

Fresh said...

Ah refreshing. Nothing like a giant flood of cola spurting from between Hasselhoff's legs

brooke said...

oh hoff...you are a doucher...

Raez said...

UM. david hasselhoff is terrible photoshopped! it looks like they photoshopped his head on zac efron's body in the last shot:):)

and you should so get one, its def amazingggg!

xx raez

Clare said...

I dare! I dare!

Lianne said...

Where did the weekend go? And then Monday comes around and I get to have Pepsi for lunch. The Hoff is really just a spoof of himself, and he makes me laugh. So thanks for this.

Toothfairynotes said...

hahahaha... we don't have this one in the Netherlands... and I actually don't really like it :P

well, I don't drink pepsi anyway!


*loves*

Phoenix said...

woah.

He scares me.

Elizabeth Marie said...

Toolbag.


That is all I got. Monday grumpies.

Ohhh youuuuuuu!!! XO

Kristin said...

Thank you. Nothing like the Hoff to make a Monday better!

Kellie said...

Don't hassel the Hoff! :) Are these new? They are too funny!

Felicia|DaLipstickBandit said...

ummmmmmmmmmmmmm....isnt he too old to be on a tire swing? maybe he should dare for more...just saying! lol

Felicia|DaLipstickBandit said...

ummmmmmmmmmmmmm....isnt he too old to be on a tire swing? maybe he should dare for more...just saying! lol

...love Maegan said...

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?


amazing. uh-mazing.

Chessa! said...

I mean....really?

E said...

You always manage to post things that my nightmares are made of. You have a knack for that.

Sam said...

Wowsers! These are so over the top I kinda like them in a really twisted kinky kinda way!! Thank you Ms Drollgirl!

pixelhazard said...

Mummy, I'm afraid? Surely this is a sign of the apocalypse?

Sasha said...

jajaj He is such a character! Hope you had a great Monday!

Cheryl said...

These are great. I like how he's having a good laugh at himself.

Tom Tuttle from Tacoma said...

i don't know about all the -ve stuff around this fella. you gotta give it to a guy when he's willing to do this. i quite like the 2nd picture, actually. lol.

clarewbrown said...

hahahaha oh man! I certainly don't wanna Hassle the Hoff when he is holding his Pepsi!

thereddeer said...

Ah the Hoff!

michellehendra said...

LOL he's kind of too old these days.. i love him in baywatch..

xx

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I had to laugh.. this is so funny!

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Midtown Girl said...

The "Hoff" was my mom's dream guy.

Gross. LOL.

ps - have you seen his drunk video??

Thank god I don't have a memory card on my Blackberry - the damage I would do!

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Rachel Follett said...

At least he is clothed! But there he is again with the swing!

Farah said...

Gah the second pics nvr loads properly!!!!! grrrrrrr~

ticklishfromadistance said...

I just spit my coffee all over me nightie! Baaa Haaaaa!!! These are quite a riot.

Jack Daniel said...

This is so bad. :P

one little simitopian said...

Ah Hoffster! How ridiculous thou art in thine stupid white pantaloon, atop a giant vessel of foul effervescent muck!

Foxywedding said...

I have no words.

miriam said...

oh no, this is really bad!

Dream Sequins said...

Dear The Hoff:

You look hot in white.

xx

Andhari said...

Ohh The Hoff, everyone has been saying about him resembling some sort of child molester, LMAO.

Savvy Gal said...

thsee images look kinda disturbing to me.

San Francisco Stylephile said...

My German friend (who has lived here for years) still loves The Hoff. It is really starting to drive a wedge between us.

Anthony said...

These ads are just pathetic! How old is he now, 75? 80?

I know that "sex sells" and all of that, but trying to sexualize an ugly, old alcoholic goofball like The Hoff just isn't going to work. And it should be obvious to anyone that David's head is the ONLY authentic thing in these ads! Even THAT has probably been digitally enhanced.

The spewing, spooging Pepsi bottle in the first ad is just ridiculous! As if he could even get his "bottle" up, or even shoot a load...

There is NOTHING sexy or "rockstar" about David Hasselhoff. Period.

The Great Oz has spoken.

asweetcakes said...

Lol. At least he's not making sexy faces haha

Kristen Sara said...

I don't know why.... but I love the Hoff... These make me laugh!

creative kerfuffle said...

this looks like it would have been an international ad. lol.