Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Taint Time











Sorry. Clearly my mind is in JUNIOR HIGH MODE.

If you are confused by this post, see the Urban Dictionary definition of taint.

If you need a little more taint talk, just watch this painful interview on The Colbert Report.





52 comments:

Chessa! said...

lol. that's all. I'm just laughing by myself in my office.

Ela said...

LOL, you know I could've gone through life without ever learning what that word meant.

You kill me!

Oh and those photos from yesterday's post....speechless, what a talent!!!

K.Line said...

I can't stand this word!! Hilarious that it appears (in its non-urban context) on so many books. You see, you're getting younger as you age!

♥Aubrey said...

I like the BEE picture.

TERI REES WANG said...

His Kuna Mutatah needs it's own Taint!
...back that up, all the way to Portugal, we need to breath.

Taint: spot of corruption.

Gabbi said...

I learned something new today... and it just gave 'Taint of Madness' new meaning... eewww! :D

JennyMac said...

The taint of lovecraft....I think lovecraft is what caused the taint in the first place, yes?

Elizabeth Marie said...

Ohhh an ode to the taint! FABULOUS hahahahaha.

Seriously, what is the amazing thought process that brings us here? I need to know your secrets!

XOXO!!

E said...

EEEWWWWWW!!!!

Gabby said...

Taints on a Tuesday. Perfect.

bananas. said...

TAINT!!!! bahahahaha! i love that word. almost as much as i love the word snatch! the urban dictionary definition is the best though...area between the nutsack and the asshole. NUTSACK! oh girl you just made my day!

captivate me. said...

When I looked up the definition (yes, that's right, I had no clue), I literally spit out my coffee. I'm going to start using this word all the time now. My husband would be so proud.

amy @ switz~art said...

oh my stomach hurtzzzzz!
so, i have your blog title and your post header on my feed on switz~art...I had not even looked at your post yet and was in stitches!

YOU are one funny chick! keep 'em coming!

Vivienne said...

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Once Urban Dictionary co-opts a word, the real word needs to be taken right the hell out of the English language.

Big Red said...

Total GUFFAW!!!

guf·faw (g-fô)
noun
1.A hearty, boisterous burst of laughter.
2.To laugh heartily and boisterously.
3.Danzor
Jake guffawed at Dan's foolish attempts to look intelligent.

hee hee hee

Iva said...

LOL LOL LOL!! ok. I had no idea what taint was....you can only imagine the look on my face when I clicked over to read the definition, by the ever so classy Urban Dictionary. you'd think I would have caught on the first time I read it...but no...I had to read it twice. It's even better after you've reread it...hearing 'nuts' a few times in a row is hysterical!

omg.

you rock!

Hanako66 said...

omg you have me laughing so hard...i totally had to stop typing to cough

i'm going to choke one day from reading one of your posts

...death by drollgirl

Hanako66 said...

lololol; now reading other responses...you are educating the world, one taint at a time lololo hahaha

San Francisco Stylephile said...

Taint-ed Love, anyone?

The Peach Tart said...

That's a hell of a lot of taint.

Milly said...

OMG...i have to use that word more often.....Taint,,Taint,,Taint...LMAO

diane said...

Clearly I've been giving the word the wrong connotation: Taint no big thang.

Hit 40 said...

Why didn't this woman check out who he was before agreeing to the interview? Moron Too funny

Phoenix said...

I was laughing even BEFORE I got to the Colbert Report video, having a good idea of what to expect...

Also, if you could come over to my workplace and explain to my boss why I just fell out of my chair laughing, that would be great. Thanks.

brooke said...

i can always count on being: inspired, thought filled, or full of smiles when i come to your place!! i love urban dictionary...a serious source of amusement when you're low or just bored!

Kellie said...

Hahaha!!! Don't worry. Mind mind is right there in the junior high gutter next to yours! :)

Sam said...

Well! I didn't know that!! Next time someone at work says "This milk is tainted" I'll be able to ask "By whom?" Heeee!

Dream Sequins said...

Taint funny.

Taint funny at all.

Why do you bring out the pun in me? Hahaha

down and out chic said...

i knew this was going to be good. the word "taint" always makes me giggle.

Char said...

that word makes me think of the movie - Baby Momma

The Haute-Shopper said...

You are a genius. Thanks for teaching me the new meaning of this word. 'Taints and off-flavours in food' and the 'Taint of Madness' suddenly got a whole lot more interesting. And disturbing. Oh gawd, now I'm getting visuals... make them stop! 'Taint of Evil' could make one hell of a horror movie though...

Pop Champagne said...

HAHAHAHA I didn't know thats what taint means! Urban Dictionary is so funny... my fav is "f*cking soup" LOL

anna said...

haha dirty girl!

Clorivak said...

OH Shitey GOODNESS!!! bajhaahahgaga....hilarious woman!
I had no idea what taint was,thanks for the referral to the urban dictionary. We call the "taint" here in Canada "Choat".

and Swarm of Krispins was one of the funniest things EVER...baha...you're too much.

Lynn said...

These examples aren't exactly the TAINT I am familiar with!

Phoenix said...

re: my tagging and 7 facts: beg to differ, girl. Your taste in art automatically makes you way more interesting than I'll ever be...yeesh. :)

Felicia said...

Oh God, I have a story. Do you remember my friend's moron brother I talked about on my blog a while ago? The one who puked down his sleeve at the Cirque du Soliel show in Vegas? Well he also told us the same night he was walking behind a girl on the strip with really short shorts on with something written on the butt and he yelled out to her, "I CAN SEE YOUR TAINT FROM HERE!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

one little simitopian said...

I had to look up the meaning- and as soon as I did, this post gave me the sillies, big time!!!!
"Taints and Off Flavours in Foods" !!!!! hehehehehehehehehhe :D

alissa said...

ok im debating whether i should look up the definition or not based on these comments haha.
i do like the cover with the bee

Miss Absinthe said...

LOL you naughty girl... :)

Sasha said...

haaa the definition is hilarious...I tried to access the post from my phone today but it makes much more sense now that I was able to read the definition!! LOL!!
Hope you are having a great night!

Felicia|DaLipstickBandit said...

i chuckled a bit...who names these things...

Fresh said...

OK, what a WEIRD double! I watched Baby Mama with Brad and there was a scene about rubbing baby oil on the perineum, or "taint". I knew what the perineum was, but Brad explained that "taint" is the same thing. Freaky. I have an endoscopy tomorrow, so wish me luck! Luckily, the camera is going in through the mouth this time.....

Andhari said...

I can never say taint without bursting into giggles now, for sure :P

The818 said...

hi-larious. seriously.

FROM THE RIGHT BANK said...

Oh my god, you almost made me spit out my coffee just now.

miriam said...

gahd, extremely painful!

Brooke said...

Who knew "taint" was such a popular word in literature? hahaha. I personally like "Taints and off-flavours in foods". There's something a little off about my dinner....Is that taint?

Diana said...

eeewww and hahahhaha

anotherfishinthesea said...

OK this cracked me up, especially the facial expression for the taint and lovecraft book. teehee.

creative kerfuffle said...

i really thought you were going to post actual pictures of taints! LOL THAT would be freaking hilarious. gross, but hilarious.
your junior high mind and my get along just fine.

The Cottage Cheese said...

I first heard of the taint on an SNL sketch (of course): Dr: "I'm afraid you've lost your taint." Patient: "What's a taint?" Dr. Well " It 'taint your hoo and 'taint your ha".