Wednesday, September 9, 2009

All Kinds of Wrong

chuck norris

chuck-norris

chuck-norris-action-jeans



51 comments:

Brooke said...

I agree! Really, really wrong. That first picture? Maybe, the wrongest of the wrong.

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

Steven Segall....wrong too!

jillian-anne said...

my boyfriend has a man crush on chuck. this i will never understand.

The Peach Tart said...

just bad on so many levels

Being Brazen said...

sooo wrong!!!

Ps - tagged you on my blog

bananas. said...

GAH! if that's what his chest looks like...i'm afraid to see what his other parts look like.

...ewwwww.

Kellie said...

OMG, those Chuck Norris actions jeans are freaking hilarious. I love it! And I'm all about a little chest hair on my man but deal lord he's got a carpet under there!

Char said...

shhhhhhhhhhhh!! he might come and try to karate you. he's very scary i hear - he said so himself.

Alicia @ boylerpf said...

Couldn't agree more. can't decide if it was the cheesy movies that made him so bad..

down and out chic said...

i need flexible jeans like his so i can kick people when needed. i aim for the shin though, not the face.

Vivienne said...

My boys love, love, love Chuck Norris jokes right now. They are trying to "out Norris" each other.

My oldest said he did a google search for Chuck, but hit "I'm feeling lucky" instead of regular search. He got this:
You don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you.

LENORENEVERMORE said...

Love him in the Bruce Lee old movie...his back was like a werewolf!

brooke said...

all kinds of hot!!! hahaha..uhh...nahsomuch!!

but those action jeans?!?! need to get me some of those!!!

The Haute-Shopper said...

This guy's giving denim a bad name...

You know, when this popped up in my reader along with the first pic, it looked like he was wearing a flower in his hair... haha. At least that would have distracted from the hairy chest. That's one of the best celebrities adverts I've seen in a while though... at least he's working it....

Alicia said...

wrong?!?! haven't i shared my love affair with chuck norris with you??? swoon...i'd die to run my fingers through that jungle on his chest! and dang...his butt looks amazing in that photo....meeeooow!

Annie said...

action jeans!? really? haha!

Iva said...

ugh. so annoying.

whats with these action jeans? "won't bind your legs"....how about butt though? hmm. I'm kinda wondering what $19.95 then, is equal to now. lol.

ok. so sorry. really lame comment. lol.

Gary Heller said...

I love the "Action Jeans" lol It reminds me of those funny ads in the back of comic books and stuff. I think I'll order some Action Jeans, X-Ray glasses and Magic Powder to help me keep my subjects in line. . .

Miss Absinthe said...

yeah... rightwing douchebags are NEVER attractive.

TERI REES WANG said...

I am wildly surprised that is actually a "Straight" man. I wonder what if his image of himself has any relation to the image we see. ..And who is he appealing to? ..young boys and their Dads?

Waxy said...

I need me some action jeans!

Kirsty said...

Oh...my.
But thank fuck they won't bind your legs!

Milly said...

eewwwww....never liked him..now i know why lol

Diana said...

no me gusta!

josie(bean) said...

haha oh chuck, whats not to love?? *sarcasm*

Elizabeth Marie said...

You know why I love you? Because you wake up and post about Chuck Norris at 600 am. FABOOSH dude.

He scares me's.

Clorivak said...

Gross...all wrong,all the time..greasey ginger bastad.

Gabby said...

Action jeans? More like no-action jeans...not hot!

erin@designcrisis said...

I met Chuck Norris when I was working at a photo lab 800 years ago. Dude is shorter than me, and I am a wee 5'2"

mylittlebecky said...

the crotch maneuverability on those jeans is LEGENDARY!

Jessica said...

The only way he'd be hot was if you set him on fire. Oh and watch the right movie and you'll see his back is as hairy as his chest. Gross.

ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND said...

I wonder what I would do if Chuck came up to me and said; "Unbuckle my "HOME OF THE TEXAS LONGHORN" belt and show daddy who's the real ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND?"

God forgive me.

Lynn said...

Eeeuuuww.
Will somebody please talk to him about that hair-do?

Pyzahn said...

Can't act, scary to look at. I just don't get his appeal.

E said...

OMIGOD! These are like the Teddy Pendergrass Celebrity jeans that we have a poster of in our bathroom - "Nothing else feels like Teddy!"

These must be perfect for roundhouse kicks.

Hanako66 said...

hahaha...yes, chuck norris is not a good looking man.

Fashion Court said...

the action jeans are my favorite. just look at that shot. haha :P

WendyB said...

Did you see the Family Guy where Chuck Norris has a fist where his chin should be? :-)

anotherfishinthesea said...

I will forever associate the middle picture with my now fiance. when we first met (in a bar) and i tried to find him on facebook over 3 years ago, i wasn't sure if i had found the right person because that was his picture.

so wrong, but so right.

have a great trip! hope its to somewhere beautiful!

thereddeer said...

I want some action jeans! Then I could be a totally awesome karate expert :P

kelly said...

hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

that was my first thought and i'm sticking to it.

Kristin said...

What's wrong with TR? ah ha ha

Jessica said...

I tracked down the Mario video for you goes with the pic I posted. I loved is as well. Have a look see.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2bjCdM4Lc0

Sam said...

"Action Jeans - won't bind your legs" - Legs? Realy is that what they are saying it won't bind?? Maybe it's just me and my filthy mind! Yucky!

one little simitopian said...

Eww, chucky!He is so very HAIRY isn't he? Action jeans? Pure gold. :D

Hey Harriet said...

Icky! Not my cup of tea :)

The Cottage Cheese said...

Love the "Action Jeans". Because as a man, you never know when you're going to need to do a high kick.

creative kerfuffle said...

so, if you wear action jeans does that increase your chances of getting some action? THAT would be a good selling point. and, while i have never been a chuck fan i think the chuck norris jokes that have been circulating forever are hysterical.

Phoenix said...

I think I own about five pairs of action jeans. Abercrombie sells them. Although maybe Abercrombie was thinking of a different accident altogether....hmmm....

Ela said...

Wow, those jeans are really something.

executive development training said...

hahaha, do they make those action jeans for women? I could use a pair of pants that won't bind my legs.