Saturday, September 19, 2009

Celebrity Schlong

57 comments:

Caroline said...

Where on earth do you get this stuff? Oh who cares...just keep it comin'

L said...

All kinds of Wrong is so right...LOL.. you make me smile... :) to freaking funny...

Tom Tuttle from Tacoma said...

*chortles* just the distraction i need while i try to churn out a school assignment. hideous. i never found him charming. i found him slightly likeable only when he's Henry Jones.

diane said...

It's like dressing a GI Joe up in Barbie's clothes. He's not a bad guy, I actually love him.

The Seeker said...

OMG I'm in shock.... Sean Connery... this is unexpected...

LOL LOL LOL I can't stop....

Hope you're having a nice weekend.

Luv

xoxo

Diana said...

It looks like he is wearing a diaper!! Well, he is coming to the age where he will be wearing one soon...

The Peach Tart said...

I do think he's sexy but not in this photo. Oh hell no.

Gary Heller said...

Oh, Jeeez, I knew I shouldnt have looked. . .
I always liked like Sean Connery. I'll have to erase this image from my mind somehow.
Please don't uncover anything from Clint Eastwood, I beg of you!
LOL

Raina said...

My two-year-old's diapers have bigger loads.

How disappointing.

Lynn said...

Oh no no no no no no!
I will never be able to look at him again without seeing this!
Those boots!
That diaper!
The bullet suspenders!
The tan line!

The tan line? Guess they didn't have the make-up knowledge back whenever that was!

Kaz said...

ewww ewww ewww ewwww

I've never understood how women like Sean Connery.

If it's the accent, I'd prefer Billy Connolly, and that's the god honest truth ;-)

Farah said...

that is just so many kinds of wrong....so many...

blueviolet said...

I feel so bad for what I'm about to say...but, where is it?

Sher said...

I will never look at Sean Connery the same way again LMAO!

The Cottage Cheese said...

I think this is the funniest celebrity schlong yet! Kind of negates any sort of suaveness Sean Connery had going on in the Bond movies.

The Cottage Cheese said...

p.s. He ain't getting no Pussy Galore dressed like that! Ok, last Bond joke of the day, I promise.

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Jessica said...

Not tighty whities but any tighter and you'd see his nut clusters. Ha
I'm so glad I blogged about that.

Pyzahn said...

I am going to try very hard to forget I ever saw this. This is not the 007 that I know and love.

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Sam said...

I know this movie! It's "Zardos"!! Whenever we have a debate in our house as to whether Sean or Roger were the best Bonds my Dad (who prefers Roger) always says "Sean Connery floating around in a giant skull in Zardos"! and that's the end of the conversation because really it is the worst movie ever, ever made. That aside - I don't find his groin too offensive here actually but the get up is unacceptable to be sure - especially for James Bond. (sorry for the lengthy comment.)

Kitten said...

I always believed that it was impossible to take a bad picture of Sir Sean. Alas, you have proven me wrong...

E.K. said...

Wait a minute, you've used this image before haven't you? Ha! You make my day.

♥Aubrey said...

Woo-woo!!! I think he's ready for fall...look at those boots :)-

Girl Japan: April Marie Claire said...

OMF GOSH!

Wana said...

ewww!! lol

Keith said...

Hey there. Great post. This photo has always had me shaking my head. lol

I hope you've been having a wonderful weekend. Take care. Cheers!

anotherfishinthesea said...

wtf.
i have no response to this.

bananas. said...

i bet sean connery looks back at this and thinks...i should've waxed.

bwahahahahahaha.

kick ass boots man.

Lily G. said...

This pic is disturbing!! Missed you girl.

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TheBeautyFile said...

Nice over-the-knee boots...he's just such a trend setter!

Alicia said...

seeeeeexy man! ay papi!! it looks like he raided lady ga ga's closet!

apriliniowa said...

As a lover of Fleming's Bond character, nothing can deter me from Connery. As ridiculous as this character was, he will always be pure awesomeness to me. And I mean that. From the bottom of my big schlonged heart. How did you spend your weekend???

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm... Halloween costume idea, anyone??

Elizabeth Marie said...

I can't help but hear his voice...is that weird?

Tiffany said...

I think those over the knee boots are totally back in style!

Underfunded Heiress said...

hilarious and scarey all at once!

thereddeer said...

LOL! You always make me laugh.

Pretty Little World said...

Oh. My. God. How can this picture actually exist? Weird body wrap/thong thing? Check. Thigh high boots? Check. Long braided ponytail? Check. Revolver? Check. And all on Sean Connery?? It's going to take me weeks to process this.

jennifer from pittsburgh said...

And here I thought that Connery was some serious dude and suddenly there he is in an orange buddhist diaper holding a pistol. The symbolism is so off the rails that...Thank You for presenting something so crazy!!!

down and out chic said...

this looks like S&M gone ALL wrong.

Alina said...

Mr. Connery is sexy as James Bond, but this whatever it is not James Bond and absolutely NOT sexy.

Kinda disturbing and has now actually ruined 007 for me.

Jill said...

I'm without words...except for these six.

Jill said...

Er...seven.

Milly said...

eewwww....can't believe this is Sean Connery

Sandra said...

wow! that one-I really didn't have to see...thank you Drollgirl! :D

box-of-style

Iva said...

ohthankgod!! I totally couldn't find my boots, I knew they would show up somewhere!! ...

ummmm why is it that these boots and the side braid are totally in now....and a man in a picture from back in the day is totally rocking the look?...although he totally has it all wrong.

{seriously though, he really hasn't aged alll that much} lol

I hope you had a great weekend!! Totally thinking of you fabulous drollgirl!!

Hanako66 said...

you just slaughtered my SC fantasy!

Gabbi said...

Vainly shaking my head like an etch-a-sketch in the hope that it'll erase this FOREVER... poor Sean...

Raven said...

At first, I thought this was Burt Reynolds...but no matter who it is, it's YUMMY!

Just kidding. I'm as grossed out as everyone else. Now, I'll bet if David Beckham were to sport this, peeps comments would be a lot different.

Sean Connery WAS David Beckham status back in the dizz-ay, y'all...if you can believe it.

xxx

...love Maegan said...

I kind of die for Sean Connery ...but omg where is this photo from!??!!? His COSTUME!!! his hair. so great.

~KS said...

Bawwwhahahaha hahahahhaha.... love it!!

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..ergh..Furry-Fraunksh-aahn-Beansh...
You frighten me.

freeteyme said...

Oh no! this is so wrong yet I can't stop laughing!

creative kerfuffle said...

that is gross on way too many levels.

Conversation Pieces said...

Oh god, that's sooooo wrong! Sooooooo wrong! (Can't think of anything more sensible to say, that image has wiped my brain!!)

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