Thursday, September 10, 2009

Beauty and Glamour Tips from Donna Mills




33 comments:

The Cottage Cheese said...

OMG. I think Mariah Carey has remade this video for MTV, but wearing far fewer clothes. What the hell were we thinking with those massive shoulder pads?

Vivienne said...

That is effing awful!!! Knott's Landing must have an interesting grocery store clientele, if that is considered "natural" and not made up.
oy.

What the hell with the giant red shoulder pads and the boiled egg breakfast. Seriously.

creative kerfuffle said...

i can only imagine the video was funny but it kept hanging up on my computer. i always thought she had the prettiest eyes though.

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

Holy Schneikies!

Char said...

I remember the 80's

the eternal list said...

off-topic, but i love your animated METALOCALYPSE gif, can't wait for the new season

amy @ switz~art said...

oh my shitness! that's nasty! LMAO!

dapper kid said...

"It takes a little effort to look natural, it takes a little make up too". Oh dear, that is more than a little make up!! How did she manage the whole dialogue without laughing, I was cringing through most of it lol. Hope you're having a beautiful day dear :)

Kristin said...

When thinking natural I was think frosted blue eyeshadow and bubble gum pink lips. And I think she watched Angela's vid.

Diana said...

Love the bright blue shadow to the brow bone! It's classy!

TERI REES WANG said...

Yes, I remember those frosty eyes that mirror that frosty personality.

Annie said...

ha! the 80's shoulder pads and bright blue shadow, scary!

a lady at my office still wears shoulder pads...even with t-shirts! for reals!

ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND said...

Thanks for the fantastic tips Donna! A working girl like me can't always be flashy, but you know what Donna? Tonite I'm giving myself to romance and glamour and the hubby can cook pot roast for me and the kids for a change!

Alicia said...

ughhhhh gag!! i felt like i should let her have a minute to herself when she was in the tub....akwaaaaard! and holy matronly outfits batman....i'm gonna go work on my 'natural' look now...if i can find my ice blue eye shadow...

diane said...

Ick, sorry.

Sam said...

Goodness me!!! What the...? Lady - get thee to a nunnery!!

Hanako66 said...

ewwwwww, yucky!

Ela said...

LOL, let's "slip on something fabulous" bwahahaha, what's in the red garb - a bag of potatoes???
Oh man, I think if I spun around that much I'd seriously knock myself out - and dressed like that - only then would I really "turn some heads".

E said...

Who ya callin' Donna? Gary or Greg?

Gary Heller said...

HeHa that is really. . .disturbingly funny.
A little too intimate here for me especially with the gobs of eye shadow. Whats with all the soft focus and mystical effect goin on as well. . .
Actually looked like the first five minutes of an 80's porno flick.

Gary Heller said...

Just had to add that Ela's comments have me laughing out loud. . .

michellehendra said...

i love it! LOL!!!!

xxx

Girl Japan: April Marie Claire said...

I LOVE It, but I also love your back to school post too... the movies.. oh goodness the fun memories, I hope you are not TOO blue anymore?

I am very truly sorry, but I hope you choose happiness over anything else..

xo
April

Tom Tuttle from Tacoma said...

lol. she's not the worst i've seen.

chloe said...

ha! where shall i start!?
bedroom and bathtime was a bit disturbing but i love the power-dressing in the country kitchen and i got so excitec with the canary outfit at the end! just how many yellow things was she wearing!!??

Clorivak said...

Those Big, Bulky shoulders are like the sexiest ever. I LOVED every terrible second of that vid.

San Francisco Stylephile said...

Barbie drag.

I'm so jealous you're in Santa Cruz right now! You HAVE to check out Cafe Brazil! I highly recommend doing breakfast there.

Iva said...

"there is a time and a place for flashy" oh boy. lol.

I hope you are having so much fun now in Santa Cruz!

Gabbi said...

Scares me with those exorcist eyes of hers... this'll make an awesome Halloween post.

ana b. said...

I felt like this lady was gonna eat me alive with her eyes.....brrrrr.... i feel dirty. especially when the sax song started...

Hey Harriet said...

Oh you find the kookiest stuff! Thanks for sharing it with us! :D

...love Maegan said...

...at a picnic, on a bicycle, on the tennis court, at a football game, or just at the market . . . WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!
HILARITY!

....but remember, I said LOOK NATURAL.

ahahahhahaaha

be that special woman.

shit this is killing me. I mean, seriously, in the tub {aka a sultry bubble bath}? is this meant for women or men? I die.

confession: I'd wear 80% of the outfits she "models" at the end. ahahahh

The Seeker said...

OMG those eyes!!!! scary... lol
But some outfits, could be recycled....
Love the 80's...lol

Luv

xoxo