Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Big, Strong, Muscular Legs


Looking to get big, strong, muscular legs? You might have to do more than Jillian Michaels - 30 Day Shred if you are hoping to achieve these results:

woman_with_very_muscular_legs

mavi_gioia_female_muscle_very_sexy


No need to panic, folks. This kind of workout might just give you the results you are looking for:


70 comments:

Iva said...

FLEX MAGAZINE WORKOUT! HAHA. "everything is terrible" hilarious. Umm, I mean tone is nice...but this is far far far past tone. I kinda prefer the nonexplosive vains look. Again, though I am totally speaking of my own personal preference here. I kinda of also prefer NOT to have wedgies :) umm and the only person sitting on my back like that will be Little Man. thankyouverymuch. :)

Happy Wednesday!

Yelena R. said...

oh, that's kind of terrifying! o.O

Char said...

that's just all kinds of nasty

Shelley said...

oh boy...just what I have been dreaming of. No thank you.

bananas. said...

GAH!!!

uhhh...no thanks. i'll stick to the shred.

Lee said...

Gross!! I wonder if #2 squeezes her own orange juice in the mornings??

Raven said...

Just think...someone SOMEWHERE thinks that each of these individuals are HOT.

I, however, am not one of them. My eyes are now burning.

xxx

Keith said...

That's just plain out gross.

♥Aubrey said...

Ahhh...i hope that's a man in drag up top. Not my cup-o-tea!!! I'd rather sit on my rear then look like that.

Kellie said...

Ew. I want strong legs and less cellulite but nothing like those! Ick.

kelly said...

oh no you didnt ...take my photo with out properly crediting me [the first photo] LOL i worked hard for that sh*t. Tan...Veins...and all. mmhmmm

down and out chic said...

bleh, bleh, bleh. yucky. i mine, i like a good, strong leg, but those are too much. sometimes, bigger simply is not better.

Ela said...

Oh those veins on that she-man are scary.
"Explosive Legs" HAHAHHAHAHAHA, that title pretty much sums it up. Any minute now, something's gonna bust outta there.

Brown Girl said...

Yuck. I want toned legs not muscular legs. Now that butt is not too bad...I might be ok with that...might is the key word here.

Heather said...

Someday my veins will bulge too... someday... I'll get there...

ha! ewe!!!

http://underfundedheiress.blogspot.com/

asweetcakes said...

Arghhhh!! Can i unsee that first leg! *shiver*

Clorivak said...

bahahahahaah...hiccup. ummmm...those are quite the poses they get in...RIDE 'EM...hahaha. Those grunts at the beginning are magical as well..hahehe.
I love me some Bulging Raging Steroid Freaks!

Diana said...

oh...no....!!!

josie(bean) said...

holy buttchecks of destruction....!!! i think id rather stick with my puny chicken legs, blahh!

diane said...

I'm thinking we need to find you a new hobby. But then I'm thinking I wish I could find funny stuff like this on my own. But then I'm thinking how sick these legs look. I think I need a nap.

Fashion Court said...

hahaha oh dear LORD. that is...quite..odd.

and re your comment on my blog.. you should totally become a dream doctor/interpreter. or whatever they're called. this way you can give me a doctor's order to shop ;D haha

Jill said...

Could the first one possibly be a tan Madonna?

She would never wear such horrible clothes.

The Haute-Shopper said...

It's quite scary, but I do respect all the work that goes into making your body that way. Not something I would ever do (I would prefer to remain a bit more feminine). Of course it does look even stranger if you pair it with girly lace and heels...

Simply Mel said...

Oh my...I knew I needed a good reason for not working out too much! And anyway, how in the heck to they wear cool jeans?

Annie said...

icky, icky, icky!!

Phoenix said...

You make me scared that I'm gonna work out too much!! Not cool!! lol

Pinky said...

The only thing more disgusting than body-builders are female bodybuilders! Call me old-fashioned, but women should be sexy, feminine and graceful, not a mountain of muscle and testosterone...ACK!

E said...

Sending this post to my significant other to scare the crap out of him... thank you!

...love Maegan said...

omg YES ....he MOUNTS HIM ...and I really wish they would just be all "it's the roids guys" THAT'S how we get such big calves ...but we just like to ride each other. ahahahha

Raez said...

oh wow. i do not want legs like those, but i do want that second girls ass...LOL

xx raez

Internet Therapy said...

Holy Jesus, look away, look away! That's just nasty.

Rachel Follett said...

That is so gross! This is not a motivation to work out but I wasnt going to anyway so thats okay. :)

BTW: I am doing a giveaway on my Lovely Clusters blog and we are giving away a cami dress from Plum Pretty Sugar!
http://lovelyclusters.blogspot.com/2009/08/giveaway-from-plum-pretty-sugar.html

Hanako66 said...

lol

that is so f'n nasty!!!

Elizabeth Marie said...

JUICE MONKEYS.


ewwwww and trannys. ewwww....

Felicia|DaLipstickBandit said...

at least the 2nd chick is kinda cute...

creative kerfuffle said...

i think i just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

Jessica said...

Ok any money says number 1 has sprouted her own teeny weeny.

Second chick I love her buns of steel.

Dream Sequins said...

Dear Drollgirl: Feel the burn.

Love,

Your future muscular legs.

E.K. said...

I think the buff leg people should hang out with the buff arm people, they'd balance each other out.

Waxy said...

Yikes...that first one made me vomit.

Pyzahn said...

Ugh, I just ate and now I'm feeling nauseous.

A friend of mine just work a film shoot with Jillian Michaels. Gossip from the set is that she spent every free moment making out with her girlfriend. I guess that's a work out of sorts.

Milly said...

ewwwwww lol

thereddeer said...

So not a good look!

one little simitopian said...

Ewwww. haha- my kid just came up to me, looked at the screen and said "gwoss". EEK! Why do people do this to themselves?! I'd like more tone in my legs, but this is just ridiculous!

clarewbrown said...

Good Heavens! hahahahahahahahhahahaha!!! Hilarious! You never fail to crack me up

Kristin said...

I don't think the hubs would be giving me action anymore if I had stems like that.

kim said...

I might need therapy after witnessing that.

jillian-anne said...

I am going to say that this is why I don't exercise.

Jill Pilgrim said...

If that's not sexy, I don't know what is.

Charlotte said...

Yep I liked that girl's butt too, nothing to be ashamed about there. But that video........I hope their mother's never see that video.

Adele said...

SHEEEEESH.

Pen Pen said...

date night wasted in a gym + protein shakes = Happiness :) ...aaaand insults from random strangers.

LENORENEVERMORE said...

Why???
I still don't get those who work out for hours...why droll why??? errr???

Alicia said...

ummm does anyone else feel akward after watching that??? i was waiting for it to turn into some cheesy 80s porn! i'm not sure i'm going to be able to sleep now....scarred for life.

Hey Harriet said...

Ewwwww! You frightened me! That top photo...sheesh, that's extreme! Those leg muscles are bulging so much they look as though they're about to burst! And I wouldn't want to be around them when they do. Icky muscle goo splattering everywhere. Bleah!!!

miriam said...

hilarious. should have a go at it!

Alina said...

I wouldn't want the legs of the girl in the first pic, but the second pic. I wish I had those legs. Feminine but powerful. AND if have an ass the I could bounce I quarter off of I would show it off too!

sealaura said...

love the new header, these gals not so much!

Brooke said...

Yikes! I prefer lean, feminine muscle tone. Those legs look like they might explode!

Andhari said...

EWWWWW..noooooo..

erin@designcrisis said...

HOW can anyone find this attractive?

NO.

Pretty Little World said...

This kind of thing freaks me out. More than crawly bugs. Which are gross too.

me melodia said...

gah.
I'm jiggly and I like it.

Vivienne said...

I'm sorry, but that is sooooo gross. And wrong. It's wrong too.
ick.

Gabbi said...

See... this is EXACTLY why I try to exercise as little as possible :)

Tiffany said...

yikes! i'm kinda scared.

Jennifer DeDonato said...

I don't think my husband would like for me to have dude legs

Anonymous said...

Guy
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LindseyD said...

I'm pretty sure my favorite part of that post was the labeling..hilarious!

Martina Rosenberg said...

Dear God, thank you for my lovely Cellulite. I indeed prefer that to the looks above. Thank you. THANK YOU !!!!