Thursday, September 17, 2009

Worst Album Covers, Part Deux

















To see more worst album covers ever, go to coverbrowser.com.

55 comments:

Clorivak said...

OMFG...hahaha...these are WILD!!! I adore digging through old records..you never know what you're gonna find. I can't get over the Beastiality one though..WTF..is that even legal. What the hell is going on there? Its looks DISGUSTING.blech.
Lesbian Concentrate is HILARIOUS!
and WintheF Colonel Sanders???
This is a Wild way to greet the day Droll...I haven't even had my coffee yet...bahahaha.

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Chessa! said...

OMG. I am actually speechless for once.

Jessica said...

Wow I was going to comment about one of them but which one? They are all just omg wtf? I kept scrolling and it just kept going and going and going. How the hell did you find these wow.

bananas. said...

OH...EM...GEE!!! where do you find your material drollgirl?! i NEED to know! this is fuckin hilarious. i was dyin. you had me at "LET ME TOUCH HIM"...and lesbian concentrate? WTF?!?!

HA!!!

Annie said...

HA! some of these are quite disturbing!! where do you find this crazy stuff lady?! ;)

Jill said...

Damn! I don't think I need to see anymore...you must have picked out the worst...the beastiality one is just sooooo wrong!

Caroline said...

OMG...are these for real? Colonel Sanders made a record??? Too funny!

jillian-anne said...

fantastic :)

Char said...

LMAO - man......hilarious

The Haute-Shopper said...

Yeah, I'm not quite sure where to start... actually I can't decide which one's the worst, other than that the Scorpions really need to stop publishing music. How on earth did you find these?? Who would pick a band name like "Lesbian Concentrate"?? Why would anyone want to ride a giant rat?? I need a drink now...

the eternal list said...

this post made my day! thanks, droll

signed,
hardcore music nerd

amy @ switz~art said...

Funny as shit!!! Speaking of which...that Jackson chick on the shitter?! OMG!

You inspired me today:
http://switz-art.blogspot.com/2009/09/freak.html

the paris house said...

one is more gross, bizarre and freaky than the next. but they are all funny!! :)

Diana said...

You saved the best ones for last! They just get weirder as I scrolled down!

creative kerfuffle said...

i totally agree w/ whatever it is your second commenter said : ) LOL

Ela said...

Wtheck? Why would I want to touch any of them? Ew to the rat...or poor man's pony. And all my friends are dead? Really??? Why would you sing about such a thing? On a brighter note, I think I could rock one of those jumpers w/o painting my chest.

sealaura said...

I started to think they are so bad they are good, until that bestiality one and then that lady on the toilet! eek!

Hola amiga! I hope you are having a good september so far.

TERI REES WANG said...

Nothing subtle there...

And no, I don't read Chinese.

Kellie said...

That 1st one is all kinds of wrong. And the beastiality one too. Ewwww... But the Glitter Nation one? YES! :)

erin@designcrisis said...

Swamp Dogg's "Rat On" makes me laugh the loudest. I, too, need a giant rat to ferry me around to all my hip engagements.

down and out chic said...

oh my gosh, just when you think it can't get any worse, it does, again and again.

Kaz said...

Hard to pick the worst of the worst, but that Millie Jackson one is disturbing.

I don't know if it would make it any better if she was smiling, rather than grimacing

I just don't want to think about it too much

Anthony said...

There really aren't words to do these much justice... but I'm gonna try!

Why on Earth would you pose for your album cover taking a CRAP on the toilet?! While making a grunting-face, no less?! And are we to glean that, because Millie has even removed a shoe, it is a particularly difficult "burden" she's having to unload? Yuck.

'Songs for Gay Dogs' is great! But then I WOULD think that, huh? I do also happen to love bulldogs, though!

What the hell is with 'Rat On!' by Swamp Dogg?! That one's great! But I just keep thinking "Rat On... Apply directly to the forehead. Rat On... Apply directly to the forehead." and so on...

And finally, the one that will most assuredly give me nightmares for years to come, 'Beastiality' by The Handsome(?) Beasts. If I look at that album cover too long I can actually feel my stomach turning inside-out!

Thanks for sharing these gems, drollgirl! You never disappoint!

Alicia @ boylerpf said...

The bigger question..where did you find these? I know...one of your hidden talents is collecting absurd record albums perhaps? LOL! These have to be the weirdest ones I have ever seen! Couldn't pick the worst!

brooke said...

bwahahahaha!!! seriously..."let me touch him" amazingness...hopefully he got to...

Red Boots said...

RAT ON!!! x

Cheryl said...

I imagine these artists doing these album covers despite their common sense misgivings and later thinking, doh! if I'd only listened to myself! I hope whoever designed those crappy covers is no longer designing.

anotherfishinthesea said...

ohgod i was going to ask how you found these. glad i dont have anything that shady in my past.

Sam said...

You are some kind of genius lady!! That was pure heaven!! Big smiles all round and even a bit of chuckling!!

Farah said...

oh my good god! what the hell were these people thinking? what the hell were the listeners thinking when they bought the albums? lol!

Pyzahn said...

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse -- it did!!!

E.K. said...

Scorpions twice!!! Ha!

Brown Girl said...

Some of those are just down right horrendous. Ugh. Sitting on the toilet with your chonies around your ankles, really? Is that necessary? Ugh.

Rachel Follett said...

Have I told you how much I love coming over to your blog? This is awesome beyond words! I am forwarding it to my husband. He will also get a kick out of it. Thanks for the laughs and shockers!

Iva said...

omg SUCH AN AWESOME POST!! "the handsome beasts" LOL hilariousness!

Felicia said...

This is so funny! My co-writers at TMITM are putting together some of their favorite album covers right now. I'm not a big cover art person, so I'm not participating. Oh well!

E said...

Beastiality made me threw up a little in a mouth. Rat on! is the stuff dreams are made of.

ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND said...

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Kristin said...

Bestiality? All kinds of wrong.

thereddeer said...

You have done it again - severely grossed me out. The one on the toilet, the strange boob one - what is going on there??

Jill Pilgrim said...

I don't know- the bestiality one really spoke to me.

blueviolet said...

Stop. Are you kidding me?

They're all outrageous, but pooping on your album? WTF

Laura Trevey said...

"The Queen is in the Closet"???
Hilarious!!!!!

xo Laura

TheBeautyFile said...

Wondering how you even find all these??!

alissa said...

how do people come up with these? seriously!

Miss Absinthe said...

OMG! thanks for the laughs, then the gasps...

Tiffany said...

LOL!! i can't even comment. just dying over here.

Hanako66 said...

lol these are hilarious!!! I think that rat on is my personal fav!

The Seeker said...

OMG this is so hilarious!!!!
Weird and funny, thank you dear, fo make me laugh.

Have a nice weekend

xoxo

me melodia said...

that RAT!
WHAT!
My dreams

Milly said...

dying laughing here!!!

Big Red said...

OMFG! Those are ALLLL kinds of wrong! Thanks for making me laugh today. I hope you find a moment that makes you laugh this weekend. :) I could say something trite and cliche about going through a break up, but instead I will say "Smile!!! It increases your face value." Steel Magnolias: great weekend movie for a mushy brain.
xoxo
Big Red

Raven said...

At first I thought that Millie Jackson was the "forgotten Jackson" of the MJ clan, but then I discovered that the sibling no one remembered was was Rebbie.

Whatever the case, I'm sure Millie's mum, dad and family in general are all really proud of her...and I'm sure her children aren't embarrassed by her at all either cuz that's one verrry special album cover she's got there.

xxx

K @ Blog Goggles said...

There's no way these are real. If they are, then why don't I have a giant rat to ride around on?