I love each one more than the next. My girlfriend said she heard someone in her office say to another colleague, "...it's because my Give-a-Shit is broken" - I think they should totally make a card of that one too!
These are FaB.u.LouS!!! Gonna have to use a few of these...hmmm...think i can get away with it. Ya bet your arse...cause' otherwise we're going to Pizza Hut :)-
Oh man, if we could all be this blunt in real life!
Are you familiar with despair.com? It's an online store that sells posters that satirize those motivational posters that you see everywhere. They have posters that say stuff like: "Apathy: If we don't take care of the customer, maybe they'll stop bugging us." Or, "Failure: When your best just isn't good enough." There are LOTS more; take a look for yourself!
Goodness, these are outrageous. The 2nd one, I've actually known (ie. I no longer consider myself to *know* these girls) girls who've said that verbatim. Funny, it was always the girls who had $10/hr jobs.
ps: thought you might like to know, the comment is about how and what sort of plastic surgery one could have. hilarious.I've gotten it a few times too!
OMG I need these. I really could see myself giving these to people. Or posting them somewhere. I really want multiples of the "you should be arrested for drunk dressing," so I can give them to random people on the street.
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hahahahahaha! Awesome. I needed this, thank you! my fav is the one with mom and daughter :)
BWAHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
OMG these are fuckin BOSS! i am so using that first one one whenever a bisnatch gives me the stink eye!
and i can totally use the "sorry i called you a cunt at pizza hut" one. classic.
awesome...simply awesome.
Love it, especially the one about why daddy doesn't cook.
Love Renee xoxo
Ha, oh these are great!!
I had a girl way back who would have gave me that last card when we met. . .
I would love to have the "According to my day planner. . . " one
Very blunt stuff for sure.
I love each one more than the next. My girlfriend said she heard someone in her office say to another colleague, "...it's because my Give-a-Shit is broken" - I think they should totally make a card of that one too!
LMAO! I love the Sorry my big Cock scared you with the two guys!! That is HYSTERICAL!
hahahahah!! christmas card ideas!
Those are completely hysterical! I have tears rolling down my cheeks.
Oh these are really great! I want ALL!!!!
Oh these are really great! I want ALL!!!!
These are hilarious. I just spent forever looking at the website. I wish I had known about these before! Haha
LOVE it! I'm on my way to Skankville is my favorite. Now I just have to find an opportunity to use that line. :)
i need everyone single one of these. you find the best shit ever.
Just a tad bit more to the point than someecards. Which means=I love them all!
This just changed my day around. Holy shit woman I am dying. Im Sorry I called you a Cunt at Pizza Hut!!!!!!!!! I can't breathe.
Thank you thank you thank you
i am completely with liz...this is exactly what my day needed!!! missed your place lady!! your humor is my absolute favorite!
i love these, one of my favourite posts this week - you have the best sense of humour!
AWESOME!! I mean what else is there.
BWAAAHAHAHAHAH! seriously these are aaamazing!!! omg i'm so going to use these ALL day!! hahahaa!!
this is the awesome i've been waiting for today! thank you!!!
omg, i totally love these!!!!!
HAHAHA! Love these! Hilarious!
oh my holy hell, heeeelarious. i was definitely just snorting at my desk (not attractive in case you're wondering).
OMG. That are so awesome. Very hilarious. I was really cracking up over them.
Gee-sus, I just laughed so hard that I snorted! Glad no one was around to hear that.
Tee-hee, I just read in Christina's comment that this made her snort too!
OMG...I could not love you more for this today. The best best best!!!
hahahaha.... cool! how do come up with all these funny stuff anyway!
I've tagged you in my latest post, check if you've already done this one or not!
*loves*
Brilliant! I love the day planner one... if only we could say these things outloud in real life!!
Dear friend, I am sorry to know that your Mom had cancer so you know how that song and dance goes.
You are more than equipped, I can tell. Just keep marching on.
Lots of love to you.
Renee xoxo
'I'm too pretty to work' is going to become my new mantra
It really is :-)
I love these! I want to embroider some of them on aprons.
I have to go check the link....,
OMG :D
I've saved all of these.
These are FaB.u.LouS!!! Gonna have to use a few of these...hmmm...think i can get away with it. Ya bet your arse...cause' otherwise we're going to Pizza Hut :)-
Some gave me a rise and a tickle..
and some made me gag.
the things we wish we could say, but now we can just stick a stamp on the words and mail!
I heart anything with the word cunt in it. Don't think my southern junior league readers would approve. ick.
those are hilarious
I feel like you should be their creative director.
Best find ever!
I have a magnet like this on my fridge that says "I don't cook,, clean, or put icky things near my mouth."
On my way to bluntcard.com!
hahah...knew this would totally fly on here. i was quaking with giggles when I came across the site!
pure comedy GOLD.
When I'm speechless, they say it all....
Love them. I already know who I can send a few too. lol!
These are too funny!!!
...and speaking of funny, I am dying to know your Top 5 List on BBB
xo Laura
Fantastic! I choose a fave and then scroll down and there's another awesome slap down!!
OMG!!! too hilarious for words!
DRUNK DRESSING!! HAHAHA
I love how the characters look so prim and proper {for the most part} and then they have these totally BLUNT statements.
genius! genius blunt cards! hehe
The Pizza Hut one was really funny!
YES!! These are right up my alley!! I'm totally stealing "fucktarded."
ohhhhh---i love ALL of these!
Seriously!! Where SHOULD we drink lunch today?!
Oh man, if we could all be this blunt in real life!
Are you familiar with despair.com? It's an online store that sells posters that satirize those motivational posters that you see everywhere. They have posters that say stuff like: "Apathy: If we don't take care of the customer, maybe they'll stop bugging us." Or, "Failure: When your best just isn't good enough." There are LOTS more; take a look for yourself!
lake slap-a-ho...ohnotheydidnt!!!!!
lol i'm dying from laughing so hard.
I think I am in love.
Goodness, these are outrageous. The 2nd one, I've actually known (ie. I no longer consider myself to *know* these girls) girls who've said that verbatim. Funny, it was always the girls who had $10/hr jobs.
Bwahahahaha, those are freaking hilarious! They may have to replace my obsession that is SomeeCards
Freaking LOVE these! Reminds me of Someecards...those are my fave :)
Oh my God! Living in Sin and Slap-a-Ho made me laugh out loud.
lake slap a ho. haha awesome!
hilarious... I'm saving them all and emailing them to friends... all except the fucktarded hair one. It hits too close to home today.
Ummm...you used to love me?! Remember that? Don't make me take you to Pizza Hut...
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i ♥ Anal
i mean i love that one =) ok all of them yayayayaya
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HAHAHAHHAHAH!!! (:
eeeks, look, another spammer comment.
ps: thought you might like to know, the comment is about how and what sort of plastic surgery one could have. hilarious.I've gotten it a few times too!
anywaaay, have a great day! xx
sure can relate to some of them...heeheelarious!
OMG I need these. I really could see myself giving these to people. Or posting them somewhere. I really want multiples of the "you should be arrested for drunk dressing," so I can give them to random people on the street.
Love it!
I love these. Can't wait to check out more on the website.
These are awesome! I love them!
I <3 anal totally took me by surprise. in a good way.
Awesome. Especially the "Don't make take you camping at Lake Slap-A-Ho."
I might even steal that one.
i am really liking these! ha!
You have made my crappy week of being sick bearable! These are too fucking much! Love them!
These are flippin' hysterical!!!! I love every single one of them!!!
thats fucking hilarious. these seriously made my day! :P
OMG...awesome...thanks...
i would like to visit skankville - count me in haha
Good grief! These are f#cking hilarious. I can't pick a favorite. Thanks for the link!
these made me laugh out loud. brilliant. 'men are fuckers' is a personal fave. hahahaha. xx
Love the "Men are Fuckers" one. I am ROFLMAO, cannot believe this shiggedy! Going to check out the site now. Thanks for sharing this little gem!
Love these! Thanks for posting them!
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