Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Bluntcard


















All of these and more are available at bluntcard.com.

And a big thank you to Kathleen at Kitty Stampede for the tip on this website!!!!

81 comments:

Shelley said...

hahahahahaha! Awesome. I needed this, thank you! my fav is the one with mom and daughter :)

bananas. said...

BWAHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

OMG these are fuckin BOSS! i am so using that first one one whenever a bisnatch gives me the stink eye!

and i can totally use the "sorry i called you a cunt at pizza hut" one. classic.

awesome...simply awesome.

Renee said...

Love it, especially the one about why daddy doesn't cook.

Love Renee xoxo

Gary Heller said...

Ha, oh these are great!!

I had a girl way back who would have gave me that last card when we met. . .

I would love to have the "According to my day planner. . . " one
Very blunt stuff for sure.

Internet Therapy said...

I love each one more than the next. My girlfriend said she heard someone in her office say to another colleague, "...it's because my Give-a-Shit is broken" - I think they should totally make a card of that one too!

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

LMAO! I love the Sorry my big Cock scared you with the two guys!! That is HYSTERICAL!

Diana said...

hahahahah!! christmas card ideas!

blueviolet said...

Those are completely hysterical! I have tears rolling down my cheeks.

asweetcakes said...

Oh these are really great! I want ALL!!!!

asweetcakes said...

Oh these are really great! I want ALL!!!!

Brooke said...

These are hilarious. I just spent forever looking at the website. I wish I had known about these before! Haha

Kellie said...

LOVE it! I'm on my way to Skankville is my favorite. Now I just have to find an opportunity to use that line. :)

Summer @ B is for Brown said...

i need everyone single one of these. you find the best shit ever.

apriliniowa said...

Just a tad bit more to the point than someecards. Which means=I love them all!

Elizabeth Marie said...

This just changed my day around. Holy shit woman I am dying. Im Sorry I called you a Cunt at Pizza Hut!!!!!!!!! I can't breathe.

Thank you thank you thank you

brooke said...

i am completely with liz...this is exactly what my day needed!!! missed your place lady!! your humor is my absolute favorite!

miriam said...

i love these, one of my favourite posts this week - you have the best sense of humour!

Alina said...

AWESOME!! I mean what else is there.

Alicia said...

BWAAAHAHAHAHAH! seriously these are aaamazing!!! omg i'm so going to use these ALL day!! hahahaa!!

Diane said...

this is the awesome i've been waiting for today! thank you!!!

Hanako66 said...

omg, i totally love these!!!!!

that girl said...

HAHAHA! Love these! Hilarious!

Down and Out Chic said...

oh my holy hell, heeeelarious. i was definitely just snorting at my desk (not attractive in case you're wondering).

Keith said...

OMG. That are so awesome. Very hilarious. I was really cracking up over them.

The Cottage Cheese said...

Gee-sus, I just laughed so hard that I snorted! Glad no one was around to hear that.

The Cottage Cheese said...

Tee-hee, I just read in Christina's comment that this made her snort too!

Caroline said...

OMG...I could not love you more for this today. The best best best!!!

Toothfairynotes said...

hahahaha.... cool! how do come up with all these funny stuff anyway!

I've tagged you in my latest post, check if you've already done this one or not!

*loves*

Conversation Pieces said...

Brilliant! I love the day planner one... if only we could say these things outloud in real life!!

Renee said...

Dear friend, I am sorry to know that your Mom had cancer so you know how that song and dance goes.

You are more than equipped, I can tell. Just keep marching on.

Lots of love to you.

Renee xoxo

Kaz said...

'I'm too pretty to work' is going to become my new mantra

It really is :-)

kyslp said...

I love these! I want to embroider some of them on aprons.

I have to go check the link....,

Eva Internazionale said...

OMG :D

I've saved all of these.

♥Aubrey said...

These are FaB.u.LouS!!! Gonna have to use a few of these...hmmm...think i can get away with it. Ya bet your arse...cause' otherwise we're going to Pizza Hut :)-

TERI REES WANG said...

Some gave me a rise and a tickle..
and some made me gag.

Simply Mel said...

the things we wish we could say, but now we can just stick a stamp on the words and mail!

Martinis or Diaper Genies? said...

I heart anything with the word cunt in it. Don't think my southern junior league readers would approve. ick.

Char said...

those are hilarious

me melodia said...

I feel like you should be their creative director.

Lynn said...

Best find ever!
I have a magnet like this on my fridge that says "I don't cook,, clean, or put icky things near my mouth."

On my way to bluntcard.com!

Clorivak said...

hahah...knew this would totally fly on here. i was quaking with giggles when I came across the site!
pure comedy GOLD.

Sher said...

When I'm speechless, they say it all....

Kelly said...

Love them. I already know who I can send a few too. lol!

Laura Trevey said...

These are too funny!!!
...and speaking of funny, I am dying to know your Top 5 List on BBB


xo Laura

Sam said...

Fantastic! I choose a fave and then scroll down and there's another awesome slap down!!

Iva said...

OMG!!! too hilarious for words!

DRUNK DRESSING!! HAHAHA

I love how the characters look so prim and proper {for the most part} and then they have these totally BLUNT statements.

genius! genius blunt cards! hehe

E.K. said...

The Pizza Hut one was really funny!

Felicia said...

YES!! These are right up my alley!! I'm totally stealing "fucktarded."

creative kerfuffle said...

ohhhhh---i love ALL of these!

Pen Pen said...

Seriously!! Where SHOULD we drink lunch today?!

Kitten said...

Oh man, if we could all be this blunt in real life!

Are you familiar with despair.com? It's an online store that sells posters that satirize those motivational posters that you see everywhere. They have posters that say stuff like: "Apathy: If we don't take care of the customer, maybe they'll stop bugging us." Or, "Failure: When your best just isn't good enough." There are LOTS more; take a look for yourself!

Chessa! said...

lake slap-a-ho...ohnotheydidnt!!!!!

lol i'm dying from laughing so hard.

Jenni Jiggety said...

I think I am in love.

Ela said...

Goodness, these are outrageous. The 2nd one, I've actually known (ie. I no longer consider myself to *know* these girls) girls who've said that verbatim. Funny, it was always the girls who had $10/hr jobs.

Brown Girl said...

Bwahahahaha, those are freaking hilarious! They may have to replace my obsession that is SomeeCards

Gabby said...

Freaking LOVE these! Reminds me of Someecards...those are my fave :)

WendyB said...

Oh my God! Living in Sin and Slap-a-Ho made me laugh out loud.

nicole addison said...

lake slap a ho. haha awesome!

Gabbi said...

hilarious... I'm saving them all and emailing them to friends... all except the fucktarded hair one. It hits too close to home today.

Elizabeth Marie said...

Ummm...you used to love me?! Remember that? Don't make me take you to Pizza Hut...

WAHHHHHHHHHHH MISS youuuuuuuuuuu

kelly said...

i ♥ Anal

i mean i love that one =) ok all of them yayayayaya

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Adele said...

HAHAHAHHAHAH!!! (:

eeeks, look, another spammer comment.

ps: thought you might like to know, the comment is about how and what sort of plastic surgery one could have. hilarious.I've gotten it a few times too!

anywaaay, have a great day! xx

LENORENEVERMORE said...

sure can relate to some of them...heeheelarious!

Pretty Little World said...

OMG I need these. I really could see myself giving these to people. Or posting them somewhere. I really want multiples of the "you should be arrested for drunk dressing," so I can give them to random people on the street.

Love it!

The Peach Tart said...

I love these. Can't wait to check out more on the website.

Farah said...

These are awesome! I love them!

Emily said...

I <3 anal totally took me by surprise. in a good way.

Phoenix said...

Awesome. Especially the "Don't make take you camping at Lake Slap-A-Ho."

I might even steal that one.

Annie said...

i am really liking these! ha!

Jill said...

You have made my crappy week of being sick bearable! These are too fucking much! Love them!

~KS said...

These are flippin' hysterical!!!! I love every single one of them!!!

Raez said...

thats fucking hilarious. these seriously made my day! :P

DesBisoux said...

OMG...awesome...thanks...

alissa said...

i would like to visit skankville - count me in haha

Prairie Chicken... said...

Good grief! These are f#cking hilarious. I can't pick a favorite. Thanks for the link!

The Cherry Blog said...

these made me laugh out loud. brilliant. 'men are fuckers' is a personal fave. hahahaha. xx

Erin M. said...

Love the "Men are Fuckers" one. I am ROFLMAO, cannot believe this shiggedy! Going to check out the site now. Thanks for sharing this little gem!

Atomic Lola said...

Love these! Thanks for posting them!

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Ace said...

These are hysterical! Thanks drollgirl, I needed a good laugh today, due to running over a dog this morn. :(