Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Strap on Strap off



Fair warning: This post contains sexual content and might make you uncomfortable. Stop reading and move along if you think this might be upsetting to you.

Do you watch that Showtime series Weeds? I am late to the party (AGAIN), and have been watching the episodes on DVD.

Season 2 has some episodes of Andy (Justin Kirk) flirting around with a woman (Meital Dohan) at his school. She is gorgeous and sassy and she tells him that she has no interest in him, as she likes big men, and she considers him to be too small and girlie.

The flirting continues, and eventually she agrees to have sex with him, even though she thinks it will be like "f*cking a woman". So he is all excited and he starts taking off his clothes, and she does the same. Then she grabs a big, black strap-on out of her bag. And she straps it on. And she lubes it up. And it looks huge -- I'd say it is not quite as big as your average forearm, but big. Andy looks a little concerned but very excited, and he lets her take charge. Then he gets on all fours, and you can guess the rest.

So....I am curious about you folks.

1) Have you ever strapped one on for your partner (assuming you are female)?
2) If not, would you like to?
3) If you are male and want to weigh in on this, feel free!

If you are on the shy side you can always comment anonymously. :)

52 comments:

Girl Japan: April Marie said...

I am absolutely in love with the show WEEDs, and her , she was served lemons but made lemonade.

Anonymous said...

i have had male companions that were a LITTLE bit curious about some back door activity. but only small items. so, no-strap ons to date, and i think i would laugh the whole time if i was asked to perform in that manner.

Iva said...

umm wow. LOL hilarious!!!

I'm a big fat NO on all accounts here....EEEK I'm even more late to the party, I haven't even HEARD of this show LOL

but seriously....NO NO NO, no thanks.


teehhheee you are hilarious, I'm still laughing. your blog is always just too cool for words ;)

Savvy Gal said...

Heeheee.... i never considered it as of yet....

Savvy Gal said...

Heeheee.... i never considered it as of yet....

Improbable Joe said...

Sounds extremely uncomfortable...

Ladies, don't even think about it. My understanding is that most guys are like me, and have less than zero interest in this sort of thing. The guys that are interested will let you know.

Brooke said...

I'm late too. I've heard about the show, but I've never watched it. And, no, I have never considered strapping one on. I'm pretty sure my fiance would be very, very confused. Actually, his reaction might be worth it. Hahahaha.

jennifer from pittsburgh said...

Interesting question! Wish I had some wild stories to tell, but unfortunately I've never experienced the strap on.

Lynn said...

no, but i think I'll get Weeds.

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

Love that show. And, my ex had me use a black strap on on him. We put it in storage when we were moving. When I moved out, I went to the storage to get some stuff out, and found it and stuck it out on the table in there so that was the first thing you saw when you walked into the storage area!

bananas. said...

OMG...i'm at WORK!!!! ahahahaha!!!

simple answer...HELL NO. NEVER. k that's all for now.

Renee said...

I have never seen the show but I am laughing at you.

xoxoxo

Tom Tuttle from Tacoma said...

"not your average forearm" - lol. Improbable Joe's last sentence got me chortling as well. uhm. yea. i doubt most guys would want that done on them. more like they wanna put things inside the women... no?

Shelley said...

the show gets better too! Thank you Netflix! I love the show, it cracks me up how crappy her life gets sometimes. As per your question... hmmmm, I'm going to have to say no. I think I would feel pretty stupid even trying.

Elizabeth Marie said...

OMG hahahaha!!!!!!

No. No. NO.

Weeds is a good show though.

no. No. NOOOO.

Annie said...

ha!! NO WAY!! LOL!!

i like weeds though, i was late to watch it as well and have only seen a few seasons on dvd but not this episode. i'm glad actually...haha

Miss Absinthe said...

Never did the strap-on thing, but there are a few politicians I would make the effort for... but NO lube for them!

Marjorie said...

Eww! Eww! Ewwwww! That's a big NO. Maybe I'm just close-minded when it comes to sex, but I want my man to be the man. OMG. My hubs would probably leave me....or assume I was kidding and laugh his ass off....if I ever suggested such a thing.

The Haute-Shopper said...

I"d have to say a big NO and NO. To each his own though. I would however be a little worried if I had a partner who would request it... where's the line between that and just having a guy do the job? (in fact, a guy would probably be better at it than a girl with a strap-on).

Alina said...

OMG...TOO FUNNY...

Never seen the show, but I don't think I could watch it without being embarassed.

As for the strap-on, never thought much about it.

...love Maegan said...

1. love your disclaimer
2. "too small and girlie" ahahahaha
3. We've already discussed this topic at length ;) lololol!

I have family gossip. Need to tell. Again, you are the only one I can tell ...I'm debating between emailing you or just waiting until tomorrow when I see you. Now you really wanna know huh? lol

Liz said...

I love Weeds and Mary Louise Parker is HAWT. As for the strap on, no way dude. If a guy asked me to do that to him I would severely question his sexual preference as to why he is sleeping with ME and not *real life* strap on's hahaha.

Kaz said...

Aaaah, the old strap-on. Never used one

I've always thought that my tummy would get in the way. I'd probably have to strap it to my thigh or something, and that'd sorta defeat the purpose wouldn't it?

:-)

Erin M. said...

Nancy/Mary Louise Parker is DA BOMB, but I do think she's too skinny. Regardless, I am addicted to Weeds and you'll have to let us know when you're all caught up so we can discuss more.

I don't remember this particular episode, but I'm sure it happened. I am also in love with Andy and think he's cute. It's a fabulously funny show and it only gets better, so stick with it!

The Peach Tart said...

Weeds is one of my favorite shoes. As far as the strap on oh hell no.

kys said...

Weeds is on my list of shows to watch on DVD, I'm very late to that party.

Negative to the strap on.

Simply Mel said...

How many languages can I reply in with the word NO?

Clorivak said...

bahahahahahahahhahahahaha...didn't expect this subject.

never seen the show either, I am always late with shows...but kinda good cause I always get pissed when I have to wait til next week...that way I can just watch it ALL!

ehhh...to strap on or not to strap on...that is one hardcore nasty time question!!! lol...and that is why I love you.

Jill said...

Love Weeds...are you watching Cougar Town? It's hilarious!

Regarding strap-ons...crossing swords isn't really my bag.

Hanako66 said...

lollllllllllll!

I love weeds, so good. and um, no.

Renee said...

Now I am sure you know all of this but because your Mom had cancer at 40 you have to be getting regular check-ups and mammograms.

I believe that if your Mom was diagnosed at 40 then you need to start being checked yearly at 30.

So make sure to get checked.

I hope you Mom is well now.

Love Renee xoxo

amy @ switz~art said...

Weeds is bloody genius!! Never did see that episode, because I am behind in the game, too. I will have to see it!

I gotta say that no. Haven't thought about it and don't want it. I can say the same for my husband. I think I am square in some respects, but if others partake, I certainly don't judge.

Caroline said...

Um...no... Not a strap on kind of gal. I am so boring that way...

Kellie said...

I'm even later to the game than you. Never seen Weeds but I've heard good things so I guess I'll have to rent them!

Strap on... Never done it. Never been asked to do it. Don't think I would want to either. I think it would make things a bit, um, awkward... :)

The Cottage Cheese said...

Um, that's a big no to the strap on (both past and future). But I absolutely love Weeds! Like you, I'm just getting into it and have watched through the end of season 2. Need to move season 3 up to the top of my Netflix queue.

Toothfairy said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! on all questions! hahahahha... btw I don't watch weeds... but I do think it's a fun show.

You haven't answered the questions yourself btw haha!

*loves*

Char said...

LOL I can't believe I'm about to say what I'm going to say. My ex-fiancee purchased a big black dildo about that size and wanted to use it on me (HELL NO - that stuff hurts) because he felt inadequate (he was - part of why the EX). I also dated a guy that wanted to use this contrapation that entered him as he was entering me....ICK. It was just weird. I was turned off by the idea.

K.Line said...

I haven't but not because I have any philosophical opposition...

Jessica said...

I have not but thought about it. Not like it's on on my list of things to do but yeah crossed my mind. Just wondering what it'd be like.

I'd settle on getting a strap on that glows in the dark mounting it on a wall and using it for a night light. What? Your never too old for a night light.

I loved that episode but I stopped getting showtime. I did see season 1 and 2 though.

alissa said...

im going to say no on all accounts. HOWEVER i love weeds:)

wait a few seasons - there is the most disturbing situation. ever. im still waking up in the middle of the night going NO HE DIDNT...NOT THAT PHOTO...

Diana said...

ha, no never but this also reminds me of the first episode where the neighbor's husband was cheating with his tennis student and she would use the end of the tennis rack to you know, stick it up there!

K @ Blog Goggles said...

Haha, I like Char's comment!

And no. Maybe I'd try it if it wasn't with my boyfriend, but I'm just not sure I could ever get that image out of my head.

Down and Out Chic said...

i've totally seen that episode!
ok, quick story about some friends of mine. we were at the bar one day and this girl talked at length about using a strap on on her boyfriend. her boyfriend was a good friend of mine so it was very disconcerting (not so much about the strap on, but b/c we were friends and she was being very explicit). she went on about how she loved using a strap on him b/c of the "role reversal" aspect of it. she also talked about how much he LOVED it.
soon thereafter they broke up. the guy has been dating men ever since then.
so- if you're going to use a strap on, make sure he likes it, but NOT TOO MUCH or you may be dealing with a sexual identity issue. nuff said.

blueviolet said...

I've never seen the show at all but wow, that must have been a scene!

No, no, no. No back doors.

Kelly said...

Oh no no no no. I heard a story before about this girl my friend hooked up who was all hopped on something (sniff sniff) and she came out of the bathroom wearing one. He was like um, no thanks... but I really wonder if that is true.
BTW, I should start watching this stuff. lol!

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creative kerfuffle said...

i don't get showtime but should put weeds on my dvd want list. i've heard good things about it and love mary louise parker.
as for the strap on--nope. i think the hubs would have a heart attack if i suggested it. but, i think it would be interesting to do, not in a i think it's sexy way, but in a i want to see what it would be like to be the guy once.

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Anonymous said...

I'm a male, and I've always wondered what it would be like to have a woman use a strapon on me. I'm not gay, and I'm extremely comfortable with my sexuality.. I just like to try new things, but I'd never consider it from a man.

Anonymous said...

Sure I've done that with a few different women. (Interestingly, all of them enjoyed receiving anal sex as well.) It's no big deal, and it feels great. In each case, it was the feeling of power and dominance that got them really turned on, and anyone who knows anything about male anatomy knows what's happening back there. We have a little something extra that women don't.

Everyone has a body. Some people like to use more of it —or different parts of it— than other people do. Some people won't even go down on you.

Some people like kiwi. Some people like mango. Very few things in life actually have a moral component, and this isn't one of them.

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Anonymous said...

My wife and I have been married for 23 years and have been experimenting more and more. She only recently became interested in anal sex (me entering her). Once, while watching Sex and the City together, we saw this guy rim Samantha. The thought of doing that to my wife drove me crazy, so the next time we had sex, I did it to her - she LOVED it. I was surprised (and pleased) when she offered to reciprocate - one of my best orgasms ever! Now we're considering using toys on each other. I'm actually looking forward to her doing me with a strap-on.