Wednesday, October 21, 2009

They Might Be Aliens

If casting alien roles for a movie production, ALL of these folks would be under my consideration.

alien christina-riccialien adrien brodyalien al gorealien andersoon cooperalien andy dickalien anne hathawayalien anna wintouralien bai lingalien barry manilowalien bjorkalien christian sirianoalien tori spellingalien christopher walkenKOSOVOalien clay aikenalien conan o'brienalien goldie hawnalien gary buseyalien howard sternalien howie mandelalien jake gyllenhaalJoan Riversalien jared letoalien joaquin phoenixalien juliette lewisalien john cusackalien joey ramonealien jon gosselinalien jude lawalien kate mossalien katie holmesalien lady gagaalien larry kingalien liza minnellialien mickey rourkealien mena suvarialien megan foxalien michael phelpsalien nicole richiealien steve buscemialien octomom-nadya sulemanalien steve oTeri Hatcher by Jeff Riedelalien tori amosalien woody harrelsonalien victoria beckhamalien uma thurman

61 comments:

Farah said...

lol thats a lot of people!

Conversation Pieces said...

Brilliant. You never fail to make me smile. For some people, it seems like they would make an alien because there's something other worldly about them... and then for others like teri hatcher because they're a bit freaky!

Renee said...

Love your choices.

Does Joan Rivers really think that looks good?

xoxox

Alina said...

Some aren't really human any more because of all the plastic surgery so they would probably work.

nicole addison said...

i agree with every single one! ok maybe anne hathaway sometimes... but the rest..heck yea.

DesBisoux said...

ha ah! great pick! in the good looking aliens i think i would also add Liv Tyler...and in the weird one Lilo!
have a lovely day!xxx

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

It's all in the eyes!

Brown Girl said...

Dang. All of them? That's a lot of aliens. Are you sure??

Down and Out Chic said...

that green tinge definitely adds to the alien feel. i could see, a big fleet of celebrity aliens.

Annie said...

that is a heck of a lot of aliens!
i agree with quite a few of your choice aliens ;)

Tom Tuttle from Tacoma said...

i lol'd when i got to anna wintour. who's the fella in the b/w photo, with a head of curls? this is really funny.

bananas. said...

i wouldn't be surprised if megan fox was an alien. she's so dang farkin hot...she can't possibly be human!

but jake gyllenhaal...mmm yum. i'll have hot alien sex with him anytime, oh wait what! who said that?!

jennifer from pittsburgh said...

I always thought that Christopher Walken and Bjork were aliens ;)

Diana said...

Adrien Brody!! i like his big nose :)

kys said...

Are Tori Spelling and Barely Manenough related?? They look alike in a creepy fish eyes way in those pics.

kys said...

Are Tori Spelling and Barely Manenough related?? They look alike in a creepy fish eyes way in those pics.

amy @ switz~art said...

holy shit! that's hilarious! i love that larry king's profile looks very alien-like! you could have included his fame-whore wife, too! LOL!

Fresh said...

Was that Clay Aiken?? Holy cow, that's a horde of weird-looking wide-eyed peeps.

Clorivak said...

LOVE your choices...they all do have an alieny look, you nailed it yet again m'lady! I didn't see Buschemi on the list did I? He has the eyes for it.
I was ear to ear when coming across CONAN!! God, I love him.
Have a Great Day!! :)

Iva said...

LOL! this is so awesome!! umm yeah some of these 100% for sure are! for both good and bad reasons hehe!!!

apriliniowa said...

the sad thing is that I would seriously fit in with this group o' aliens. ;)

Hanako66 said...

you're hilarious!!! I always tell my husband that certain people are aliens! Sam Cassell, Hal Fishman (who I feel bad about because he passed away)...many others but you covered a few of them!

Mademoiselle Frou-Frou said...

the green tint certainly does help! too funny!!
xox

Elizabeth Marie said...

Anderson Cooper! OMG I want to have dirty alien sex with him.

Just sayin.

Caroline said...

Mickey Rourke for sure...what the hell happened to that guy!? Awful and sad, cuz I was hot for him in the 80's!

that girl said...

I would have to say I agree with you on over half of the above! What the hell happened to some of these people?

Alicia said...

hahaa!! i love that anna wintour is on there!!! and ok, can i request to be abducted by the jared leto/anderson cooper clan??

Miss Absinthe said...

this should only be part 1! maybe a weekly series?

then we can all pray that the mothership arrives (for some of them...)!!!

Diane said...

bjork lmao

The Haute-Shopper said...

They probably are... remember Men in Black? When it was revealed to Will Smith that Michael Jackson and Dennis Rodman were aliens... ("not much of a disguise"..). That's how I feel about most of these people. Although Bai Ling seems harmless until she opens her mouth and hops around screeching. I think most of these are getting more alien the older they get... it's the botox and bad face-lifts. Although Anderson Cooper is probably the most normal of the bunch!

Char said...

hahahahaha I agree with the MiB comment. I'm convinced some of these really are aliens.

Sam said...

Hahaha! You make me giggle!! :)

diane said...

These are a hoot! There's an underlying "green" in almost every one that you picked.
The one of Larry King, bwahhhhh! He looks like he escaped from Dick Tracy. Like his character would have been "Shoulders Kingpin" or something like that.

Alicia @ boylerpf said...

I am still laughing at Al Gore getting into the lot!!!

LENORENEVERMORE said...

Pleasssse consider me as well, I'd be honored! I want to play with Bjork & Gaga for a day or two!

Big Red said...

YES! YES! YES! ah hahahahaha

Love it. Everyday.

And you say it like this:
iiiiloveiteveryDAY!

Kind of run it all together. But honestly, you can say it however you want to, as long as you love it. every. day.

Kristin said...

Those are fightin' words lady! Did you just call my Anderson and alien?

Chris said...

I would heartily agree. And wow, yeah, what seriously happened to Mickey Rourke? He's looking mighty creepy these days....

Laura Trevey said...

Gary Bussy for sure!!
Love this post :)

Jessica said...

If your famous it's almost a given that your an alien. No offense to any aliens.

Thanks for the comment you left yep I did get some and yep it was good. Here's a question am I a total bitch coz I got some Monday too? ;)

The Seeker said...

OMG you're too funny!!!
Love your picks and I would aproved the casting... lol

Luv

xoxo

Pretty Little World said...

If Anderson Cooper is an alien, I'm fine with aliens any day!! {And that particular one would be more than welcome to abduct me!}

Katie said...

hahaha this post is awesome. I agree with almost every single person. ah jared leto, so hot. requiem for a dream is my love.

E.K. said...

Don't forget Michelle Pfeiffer!

Felicia|DaLipstickBandit said...

Now that you mention it....there is something "different" about their faces...

Grammatically Delicious Designs said...

Funny!!! Love the Larry King. He'd be a great alien. hehe

Danielle

alissa said...

ooo good choices. christina ricci especially. they all have slightly nutty eyes

CC said...

For goodness sake----NOT---Jude! haha

creative kerfuffle said...

i agree w/ the commenter that said some of these people could be aliens because they are other-worldly, not necessarily freaky. there are a couple i wouldn't mind be probed by ; )

JUNKER JANE said...

:D I love your posts!

blueviolet said...

Up until a few years ago, I was afraid of Christopher Walken.

E said...

Wholly accurate. And Anderson is their leader.

thereddeer said...

Seriously how do you come up with this stuff - you always make me laugh!

TERI REES WANG said...

Rounding up the usual suspects..

...did you forget a few?

All the Baldwin brothers, and my boyfriend Benicio.

TERI REES WANG said...

Ooh, Oh...and Vincent Gallo!

Kaz said...

Ooooh...I love Ms Ricci. I'd like to be all elfin (and perhaps alien) like her :-)

Andhari said...

A lot of these people have really unique characteristics on their physical traits that so alien-ish. Maybe the squinty eyes, the big forehead, the big mouth, etc. I personally like how you chose Christina Ricci. She's so alien pretty. If she was a few inches taller, she'd make a really a succesful runway model. They always look for alien faced women.

Vivienne said...

Probably.

(What? No Tom Cruise?)

Erin M. said...

This is a fabulous list and the photos are perfect. But I must take issue with John Cusack and Anne Hathaway. I just love them too much. They can't be aliens!

The Cottage Cheese said...

There are some scary plastic surgery faces out there that scream alien to me! I think Clay Aiken will look like Barry Manilow when he gets old. And am I the only one who thinks that Megan Fox is seriously fucking overrated?

sherri said...

Liza is my favorite alien of all.