Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Carl Kleiner: Sex

45 comments:

bananas. said...

well obviously i like the first one because it incorporates two things i love...bananas and sex! bwahahahahahaha!!!

ew the third one...the one that looks like pubes and cum is raunchy dude!

brittany said...

very intriguing. but i agree with bananas the third one is na na nasty. and not in a good way.

Diane said...

hhmmmmmmmm... lol i don't know what to say!

KLaw said...

bwah ha ha ha ha! Loved every bit of it!

Down and Out Chic said...

ohhhh wow! very nice and strangely disconcerting.

DesBisoux said...

dude you're the best!!!
big EEEEWWWWWW...yuk for the 2nd and 3rd though...!!!
but love the twisted, playful mind behind the pics and...the post!

Brooke said...

Hahaha....very interesting. Way to make a kiwi look inappropriately gross!

Toothfairy said...

hahahahhaa... smart, crazy, little bit of disgust... equals FUNNY!


Loves

Kristin said...

Am I immature? Cuz I am cracking up right now. The kiwi is just not ok. ah ha ha

Iva said...

omg omg omg ewww, nasty gross, and completely hilarious all in one. the 3rd picture? I just don't know what to say. I used to love kiwis, still do, although I became allergic to them...which is probably a good thing since now I will never look at another kiwi the same....we have like 30 kiwis right now sitting so peacefully in their place ....when I bust out laughing the next time I offer them to company that comes over...only you and I will know why ;) ha.

Caroline said...

Very interesting...I have to be a total copy cat on photo #3...raunchy fo sho...

kys said...

The kiwi reminds me of the episode of Sex In The City when Charlotte dates Mr. Pussy.

Sher said...

I feel like I'm back in middle school, giggling over naughty pictures in anatomy class.

Chessa! said...

lol. that is all. ;)

blueviolet said...

The one with the spills is kinda stomach twisting. =0

Hanako66 said...

ewwwwwwwww hahahaha the kiwi picture is especially disturbing!

Kellie said...

Too funny! Hahahaha!

Elizabeth Marie said...

That 3rd one...is hilarious!!!!!!!

LENORENEVERMORE said...

reminded me of 91/2 weeks the movie...food/fruit=saxayyy*

jeannie said...

hahaha love it.

ticklishfromadistance said...

lol. I actually enjoy how clever it is.

Kirsty said...

The second one looks like an STD ad. Warning! If the guy you're sleeping with has a penis that looks like this, it's NOT just excitement!

Gabbi said...

haha... and that's why I can't eat fruit in public. ♥

TERI REES WANG said...

Ugh..mmm.

A nude figure model for a sketch glass is easily and innocently accepted as a simple structure.

But, if left with the tiniest article of clothing remaining such as a black lace bra, or panties, or garter, the whole room shakes and shutters and stumbles, and nothing gets sketched but that last article, not the body.

Who knew food could be so dirty?

creative kerfuffle said...

these are very creative!

Missy said...

Interesting! Almost a turn on! I said, almost! LOL

Alicia (The Red Deer) said...

I will never see my fruit and veg in the same way now :P

Jenni said...

Love it all. So hilarious and will now make me look at carrots and bananas in a different way. :)

Phoenix said...

LMAO the watermelons and the banana one are the best. The kiwi one? A little disturbing, yikes!

Keith said...

Wow. These are great. I really loved them. Cool post. Cheers!

Andhari said...

Wow the last one is so awkward lol.

These are so creative, I may or may not see watermelons the same way from now on :p

Diana said...

whoa. especially the "creamy" ones, LOL

Jyun said...

Hmm, I'm thinking the Rambutans are Asians and the Kiwi's are Western ones.. hmmm, anyone have other opinions?

alissa said...

hehe love it

trishiekoh said...

I know they're only fruits but they're so amazingly graphic!

Sam said...

I feel a bit kinky looking at these innocent (?) fruit and veg and seeing RUDE things!!

miriam said...

is the sex business being replaced by the veggie business? or just a new twang to it : )

Jill said...

The first one reminded me of this little boy I grew up with...his mother caught him playing with the vacuum cleaner...it was turned on and he was stuck...

Memories are weird, aren't they?!

Pretty Little World said...

I feel like these are successful photographs because I don't know whether to like them or not. They all give me a vaguely uneasy feeling, though they're not unpleasant to look at....

I always look forward to your art posts, because I know I'll learn something and see new things!!

...love Maegan said...

i do love the color combo ...especially the 1st & 3rd where the grayish wood is painted aqua. delish

Raina Cox said...

The 3rd one? Needs an antibiotic prescription - STAT!

The Haute-Shopper said...

Fascinating... this is fairly abstract, and a little unsettling? Because obviously if anyone's bits really looked like that, they'd have to seek a doctor ASAP!

Clorivak said...

Oh for the Love A...ahahahah..these are WILD! erotic and gross and funny. they're just great.

esther said...

i don't think i'll ever be able to look at kiwis the same way again. and darn it, i was going to have some for breakfast tomorrow! hehe.

Anonymous said...

This way a project to inform teens about sex. So number 2 and 3 is actually about disease. But number 3 turned out a little bit worse than number 2...