Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Office Supplies

Every office should have these items on hand, particularly the office that I work at.

Can I be in charge of dunce cap distribution?

dunce cap

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I would also enjoy handing out Captain Obvious Tees.

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Grumble grumble.

I am guessing that most of you work with someone that just might qualify for these items. Grrr.




31 comments:

Iva said...

LOL!!! so fantastic!!!! Yes, you can totally be in charge of the dunce cap distribution!

bleh! hope everything is ok there today!

I think YOU are Captain Coolest though :)

amazingly hilarious, awesome post...as always!!

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

I am going to buy the captain obvious for my husband!! LOL

Yelena R. said...

Haha! Totally...at my office too! Oh...Love the new blog header :)

internet therapy said...

at my office, this hat would be considered the official uniform. :(

Down and Out Chic said...

i think sometimes i'm the "captain obvious" which is a habit i try break. ugh.

Char said...

I'm sad to say that sometimes i'm the queen of the obvious

*hangs head in shame)

Brooke said...

Hahahaha....He looks so sad in his dunce cap.

kys said...

The blog header is great! I know a Captain Obvious or two.

Brown Girl said...

I'll need about 75 of each. One for every person in this biatch.

Diana said...

i totally deserve the captain obvious shirt! "oh, you are working, i see". DER!! my employees hated me, lol!

sealaura said...

that is so funny. i work on a version of the show "survivor" hoping not to get voted off and also trying to make the right alliances argh! so not me.

Clorivak said...

hahaha...I totally did. I'm unemployed right now but like almost everyone of my boss's needed each of those items. It's usually the employees that have a sweet clue of what is actually going on in the company, not the boss.

Jill said...

Your new header is darling!

The Haute-Shopper said...

I'll take 200 of each please! Although that might not be enough...

DesBisoux said...

hey lady!!! so much catch up to do on your blog!!
love the captain obvious tee! it's one of my favourite line!
love your new header.
i'm off watching that video you've posted last week...
xxx

Kellie said...

I would need to order a few of each of those. :)

Ela said...

Caption Obvious. I love it. I think I just found me some Christmas gifts. You rock!

Tell them to suck it, drolly. Hang in there :)

blueviolet said...

There are far too many people who qualify for those!

bananas. said...

oh heck yes! i could use those in bulk!!! the obvious one kills me! i hate those damn people. and stupid people are the flippin WORSE!!! like how do you have a job MORON!

Kelly said...

OMG yes. I could use a mad sigher/all day complainer shirt for someone I know.

Hanako66 said...

I had to wear a dunce cap when I was 4 and started Japanese school on Saturdays....it was traumatizing!!! they would probably get sued if they pulled that crap now!

Felicia said...

I had the worst day at work today!!! I would want a shirt that says "dickface" for my boss.

Jenni said...

How about "Stop talking because no one wants to hear about your mean client" shirt? I could so use one of those along with the two you've shown. In an office of 200, we'd need about 150 Dunce hats to cover us in one day!

Alicia @ boylerpf said...

Doesn't every office have the idiot that can wear both of these at once?

Annie said...

i think there would be a need for a few of those shirts in my office although of course they would never be allowed ;) funny though!!

Phoenix said...

K, I know what I'm getting you for the holidays: one of those squeezy stress balls so you don't punch your boss.

K @ Blog Goggles said...

To be fair, I could probably wear both of those. I may be insightful and witty online, but in person it's a whole other story.

Alicia (The Red Deer) said...

Captain Obvious - love it!

diane said...

My shirt would say "Little Miss Fantastic", and it would be very positive.
Cute Hubby could wear the dunce hat, but it would have to be 10 times larger, because that's just how big his head is these days.
Somehow, as a team, I don't think we'd be hired in any office any time soon.

Sher said...

How about WTF do you do all day?

Miami Beach Mansion Rentals said...

These should be mandatory in every office, because you know they'd get used every day of the week.