Thursday, November 12, 2009

Put Some Clothes On

79 comments:

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

Oh my lord!! Pam Anderson's boobs look like they are going to explode!

bananas. said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

whoa on the toni braxton pic. where the F*CK do they find shit like that!?

and what's with the no pants rule? not cool and not attractive ladies.

Adele said...

BAI LLING....hurts my eyes.

Iva said...

hahahah.hahahha.omg. seriously?! Toni Braxton?! omg. what is that? she looks so different! ...but I guess we all would that piece of oddness on. What is that? Crotchless tights? omg.

Melanie's Randomness said...

Omg seriously, yeah they really need to put some more clothes on. I admire some of these ladies careers, but damn. I know we are in a recession but they don't have to skimp that bad with the fabric. Actually the sad part is all those outfits probably cost thousands. Geez. =P

Marjorie said...

A few thoughts:
Lady Gaga has a pretty amazing ass! I'm starting to understand why she's always wearing a mask but no pants. I do like seeing celebs with a little meat on their bones like Brooke Hogan - though her outfit is hideous. Remember when Beyonce actually WAS bootylicious and not a twig like everyone else? Toni Braxton's outfit should not even exist. If I looked like Rose McGowan I might consider walking around naked in public too.

Great post!

The Haute-Shopper said...

I know Toni Braxton filed for bankruptcy at some point, but I had no idea they seized all her clothes... seriously?? Who goes out in public like that? I can semi understand the partial nudity if someone's on stage performing (i.e. Dita von Teese, because it's part of her act), but so many of these pics make me wish I lived in the era of 'old hollywood', when the likes of Ava Gardner or Audrey Hepburn graced the red carpet in long tasteful gowns....

nicole addison said...

TONI BRAXTON! wwwwwtf! hahaha omg. and lady gaga whered you get that booty!!

Brooke said...

Hahahaha....I love Richard Simmons as the grand finale.

jeannie said...

haha, omg, yes. they REALLY need to put some clothes on.

Summer B. said...

Gaga's ass is HUGE! AND FIRM! WoW!

Um, Toni Braxton? Seriously? OMG.

xo

Hanako66 said...

LOL!!!

I saw a guy that was dressed up as Richard Simmons on Halloween, it was a crack up!

Keith said...

You had me really cracking up by having Richard Simmons at the end. lol

Tom Tuttle from Tacoma said...

oh nooooo. lol at hauteworld's comment. and yes, the finale was most suitable. lol. i want gaga's perky butt.

Annie said...

what were they thinking!?!
i'm quite bother by toni braxton's choice! EWWW!!!!

...love Maegan said...

Yes, please do! ...Richard Simmons is killing me.

Jenni said...

Amen sister. And that outfit worn by Toni Braxton & Rose McGowan cannot be real. I can't believe they even had the balls to wear that out in public. Gross to the tenth degree.

♥Aubrey said...

Bwahaha...Richard Simmons is THE man of short shorts and puts these gals to shame showing that he wears more fabric than them :)-

Jake Hammell said...

I approve of this particular dress code.

If anything furthers the rights of women around the world, it's more ass and titties.

Caroline said...

OMG...Toni Braxton!? I don't get that at all...

Jill said...

Makes Jennifer Lopez' Versace Grammy dress look modest in comparison!

Ela said...

Whoa Toni Braxton??? What in the world? Good grief, she really done gone bankrupt...this look is pure broke a%*

So wrong that Mr. Simmons looks the most decent.

Missed you J-Droll!

Brown Girl said...

Holy hell Toni Braxton, that is some sick shit. Why did I have to look at this post before lunch, I feel slightly nauseous now.

Elizabeth Marie said...

Toni, Toni, Toni...

Although I still have the biggest girl crush on Rose McGowan. Like srsly.

my so called fab kelly said...

wow..i dont think i should have had breakfast before seeing Toni.

jennifer from pittsburgh said...

Honestly, I'm half surprised that Pam Anderson even bothers to put clothes on.

Miss Absinthe said...

yikes!!!

TERI REES WANG said...

No happy shining smiling faces.
..just little brown hairs, down there.

Jyun said...

LadyGaga has nice buttcheeks, thank God for Rose McGowan and Richard Simmons is kinda cute tat way. As for the rest, no comments-

Phoenix said...

Way to go, ladies...keepin' it classy, as usual...

I have a feeling that Lisa Rinna did not plan on having her shirt become see-through once the camera flash went off.

Everyone else got up that morning and was all, Yeah! Assless jeans chaps! The worst looking bikini ever! A see-through chain metal dress where I'm completely topless underneath! I will ROCK that look!

Liz said...

LMAOOOO. Wtf @ Toni Braxton. That made puke in my mouth a little.

Kaz said...

Forget about 'Un-break My Heart' Toni Braxton, it's more like 'Un-blind My Eyes'. Yuck

I like Beyonce's outfit...if I had her body I'd probably happily wear that outfit to the supermarket

And I'm now thinking of having butt implants a la Lady Gaga

:)

blueviolet said...

Oh no, Toni Braxton is going to give me nightmares. Repulsive!

Diane said...

holy crap! when did chaps become fashionable??? every single one of these pics makes me wanna puke!

super classy, let me tell ya!

sealaura said...

Toni Braxton is so alarming OMG! WTF!!!! That is just BEYOND wrong and tacky. She makes Richard Simmons look so normal and tame.

Erin M. said...

Hold up.
HOLD UP, I said!

Is that Toni Braxton pic for real? It can't be. I actually liked her. Until I saw that shiggedy. Oh my.

DesBisoux said...

WTF is Tony Braxton wearing?? or not wearing actually??? does she look at herself in the mirror before going out the door and think:"that bikini is just too revealing. i'd better get something to cover up a little....
lalalilaloo...what am i going to choose in me hooker wardrobe...mmmm oh i know that very unflaterring high waisted lycra pants. yeah but then i can't see my cute bikini..wait. i just have to cut a big hole!!! i'm so smart....!"

whatever, woman!!

Clorivak said...

Oh Lord...put some on puh-lease. Since when is TRASHY HO a hot and sexy look?!? What wonderful role models our culture as, seriously. All these looks make me wanna hurl, expect Simmons..bahaha.

brittany said...

ok whoa whoa whoa brooke hogan...are you even relevant? nice jeans. and toni braxton What. The. Faaahhhck?! did she really look in the mirror and go daaaaamn i'm looking fine today? does she own a mirror? same goes for lil kim. wowowowow.

dear lord.

Miss Sofia said...

Once I read a Lady Gaga interview where she told the reporter why she didn't wear pants. Apparently, at the beginning of her career, she was fully clothed singing in a bar crowded with college guys, and nobody was paying any attention to her. Desperate to get some public, she took off her pants and performed the rest of her act wearing lingerie & heels, and that definitely caught the eye of her viewers. From then on she decided to adopt the look.

Trixie said...

I'm trying to figure out what on my social calendar would call for a Toni Braxton like outfit. Sadly, none.

Alicia @ boylerpf said...

Egads...less is definitely way too much! I think Simmons probably has the most cover up here & that is just downright gross!

Toothfairy said...

OMG at bai ling, toni braxton (ew..) and rose mcgowan! just ew!

loves

anotherfishinthesea said...

wow i have no words, toni.
(and the rest of you have left my speechless as well.)
(not in a good way.)

Kristin said...

Gaga I'll give it to. Everyone else...EEEEEK! And my favorite dude of the moment is this guy! http://fxnetworks.com/shows/originals/soa/cast.php
YUM!!

LENORENEVERMORE said...

Richard Simmons...can't help himself!!! His legs are so shinnieee!
whahhh...

Clare said...

The Toni Braxton picture just floored me! What was she thinkking. I wish my boobs were as pert as Rhiannas and Lisa Rinna has had too much plastic surgery.

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Phoenix said...

We are totally blog soul mates! And Toni Braxton's "bikini" just annoyed me all over again.

PS I haven't checked out the VH1 show but I totally will! Sounds like the best damn time suck ever!

TheBeautyFile said...

I know there's a LOT worse on here, but I am thoroughly disturbed by Mel B for some reason. It just LOOKS like she forgot to wear pants and that's making me uncomfortable....

kys said...

Toni Braxton needs to do some landscaping in lady town if she's gonna wear that.
PS I lurve Richard Simmons. Crazy hair, tiny shorts, oily legs - what's not to lurve?

Tom Tuttle from Tacoma said...

^oily legs. lol.

you're an enigma, drollgirl. but i totally get what you mean. maybe cos i'm an introvert as well? ;)

have a great rest of the day.

trishiekoh said...

Too right! They're definitely missing pieces of clothes.

alissa said...

lady gaga is ok by me haha.
but t braxton? HOLY SHNIKIES. thats awful. im going to have nightmares

jorg wobblington lopez said...

Lady Gaga is my new hero.

Gabbi said...

You're hilarious... I played the 'If I had to wear one of these in public or else I'd die' game... so scary.

fhen said...

omfg toni braxton outfit is the most hideous of all!
some are ok but some really need more... textile perhaps?
lol

have a great wekeend!

Serena from Style on a String said...

I think we're moving towards the naked style, with our leggings as pants foray

Tony Braxton and Rose McGowan's are the two worst outfits I have ever seen.

The Peach Tart said...

There's a whole lot of hot mess there. Expecially Toni Braxton.

Lisa Marie said...

Lady Gaga...has some serious junk in the trunk I'll take a little of that..my back side needs a nice lift...LOL... Braxton holy sheetz..what the hell is that..OMG... I wonder what posses these people to dress like fools..ugh... :) you find some of the best stuff on the web.. L

Chessa! said...

ohgod. some of these are obviously more offensive than others...I'm not a total prude and can appreciate people expressing themselves through their clothes but pasties with a blazer and nips-a-blazin for the hell of it is idiotic and just plain uncomfortable.

diane said...

Oooo look! This post brought you more Chinese spam, you lucky girl!
I used to love flaunting what I had, when I had it. My hormones were flying all over the place. So I won't be "judgy". But....I do think that these girls have bad advisers.
Go Richard Simmons! (he's like the gay version of Joe Pesci)

Fashion Court said...

the toni braxton picture is disturbing me.

Sam said...

Far out man - Pam Anderson's mono boob freaks me out! ...as for the others....I'm so glad you finished with Richard - it kinda cleans away the previous ghastly images!

Alina said...

oh dear...you need those little bars accross the eyes in the fashion donts section of Glamour.

Alicia (The Red Deer) said...

ewww Toni Braxton - what are you doing???

Raez said...

LMFAO. richard simmons?? yeah he needs more clothes on;) or atleast wear something other than that sparkly red top!

xx raez

Andhari said...

OMG seriously I don't need to see that much lol Lady Gaga's butt cheeks will give me nightmare for weeks :p

Down and Out Chic said...

i'd definitely say, out of the whole bunch, richard simmons looks the best.

Diana said...

OH NO!! The last one! LOL!!

creative kerfuffle said...

wow--i'm always amazed at what people will go out in public in. i do have to say though--as crazy as she is? i wish i had lady gaga's ass.

San Francisco Stylephile said...

Toni Braxton! Erg! You are lucky you got away with the warm beer leftovers...Toni's a preacher's daughter, too!!!

XO

San Francisco Stylephile said...

Huh. Lady G's looking pretty smokin'. Even if it is wrong.

chloe said...

toniiiii!
what's going on there!??

Janelle said...

All of them are winners!!!
I especially love the toni braxton. what was going through their heads?!

Jennifer DeDonato said...

Wow the Tony Braxton outfit is the WORST! I am just stunned.

Bitsy said...

Toni Braxton What the fuck! Really? You can pretty much see her....

I cant believe that.

ps. I am so bored I have reverted to reading everyones blogs right back to the start... Ah well... everyone likes a comment hey!

Miami Motorcycle Rentals said...

Yup, now I've seen it all. As in all kinds of wrong. Somebody please help these poor people and donate clothes they could wear.

Anonymous said...

You idiots- That is NOT Toni Braxton. It's her sister!!!!