Thursday, December 17, 2009

I Am King by Sean John

BARFARONI.

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Sean John - I Am King

61 comments:

April said...

What the heck is a scented salamander??? Seriously, methinks that P Diddy is bit puffed up. Hail King Smelly Lizard?

5thsister said...

April stole my thunder. I was going to ask the same thing. You think that's what he's fondling in his pocket?

bananas. said...

Does his ad really say "scented salamandr"??? Uhhh...what the hell?!

But on a serious, dont be mad, i kinda like that cologne. My brother wears it and he always smells nice. Plus diddy is my hero! There i said it.

Diane said...

hah! a barfaroni scented salamander! lol

Caroline said...

I am totally confused...isn't a salamander a slimy creature that lives under logs? Oh wait!! Now this totally makes sense...duh!

Prairie Chicken... said...

*barf* I can't stand him. I wish his slimy butt would crawl back into the sludge from whence he came from

Rita/Fighting Off Frumpy said...

Ugh. Diddy is such a diva. And WHAT is a "scented salamander?"

brittany said...

the guy is a straight dick. wow.

salamander?! whaaaaaaat?

Iva said...

I really have no idea what a scented salamander is. none. I'll leave that for the "Kings" {and Queens?} to be privy to such information ;)

Just Another Momma said...

Scented salamander? ick! And "I am king" hahahahahaha

Jill said...

My husband said almost the exact same thing!

Char said...

the sad thing is that he probably has enough money to buy a small kingdom. can it please be a small island so we can ship him off?

Sher said...

I dear, if I comment here I'll never get an invitation to his White Party.

Raina Cox said...

No, dear, you are a chinless psychopath who has somehow convinced the world that you have a modicum of talent and must be worshiped.

Melanie's Randomness said...

He switched his name yet again??? OH brother.

Umm I think he should leave the white suits to Sammy Davis Jr.

carly said...

like salamanders are the sexiest animal you could equate yourself with? maybe its his power animal? it would make sense because he's slimy.

TERI REES WANG said...

..uhm, he also states that he is a
Salamander..so..?

Kellie said...

I want to ask wtf a scented salamander means but everyone else has already asked that. Me = confused. :)

Alisa said...

Self proclaimed King? Never a good idea.

Kris said...

whatever!!!

Brooke said...

King? Salamander? Scented Salamander? I am so confused.

diane said...

Egoscentric *sshole is more like it.

Bathwater said...

Gives they phrase "i need to go walk the lizard" a whole new meaning.

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

The only thing royal about him is that he's a royal dipshit.

Chessa! said...

Ok, so, I love P Diddy, Puffy, Sean, whatever his name is. I admire his tenacity, business sense, the fact that he is self-made..he is the ultimate hustler. But, COME ON...these ads make me want to vom. So pretentious and narcissitic. It's ridiculous.

Down and Out Chic said...

what the heck is a scented salamander? sounds like a research project gone awry. oh my.

Alisa said...

Just checked your traffic stats on Alexa.com, very impressive!

Karls said...

I am wank... shouldn't that say? Who wants to smell like a fish that walks? (well actually it's an amphibian but that's another issue altogether)... I just won't shower - then I'll have the 'scent of salamander'!

Laura Trevey said...

king of what!! ???? !!!

Phoenix said...

I don't ever, in my entire life, EVER, smell a salamander.

Also, he and Kanye need to just duke it out already for biggest jackass.

Rachel Follett said...

What a great post! I had the same question. Scented Salamander? Really? Really?

Brown Girl said...

Since I know we are tight I'm going to tell you this, I kind of like Diddy. Like, a lot. I know. Shut up.

Michelle said...

Uh...what?!

Heather Taylor said...

Hahaha! Oh that is ridiculous!

sealaura said...

i got worried when i saw the photo. thank GOd for your "barfaroni" caption. all is good with the world again :)

anotherfishinthesea said...

I am so confused by this scented salamander? wtf.

Clorivak said...

i can`t stand this douche.

sherri said...

bahahaahaaaa @ raina's comment, I was about to go visit whoever's blog that was and befriend them, but looks like I've already done that. but, back to the slightly cross-eyed, talentless a-hole. I think "I am Douchebag" might be a better name.

Asylum Dolly said...

I am King? King of the gigantic EGOS!!!!! How pretentious! Arrogance is such a turn off. I saw this ad on tv recently, and yes, it made me wanna barf. Celebrities can be so fucking UP THEMSELVES!

adrienzgirl said...

My husband calls him Puff Dicky. Makes me laugh every time. Narcissism at it's finest!

Savvy Gal said...

UH????

Bombchell said...

LMAO i never noticed it, i think he looks nice in the ad though.

Katie said...

Modesty fails him...

Raez said...

and I...am barfing!


serious P.Diddy? you USED to be cool! LMFAO

xx raez

Raez said...

and I...am barfing!


serious P.Diddy? you USED to be cool! LMFAO

xx raez

so Spiffy April Marie said...

I am king.. can he scream "lacking self esteem" any louder... OMF GOSH

so Spiffy April Marie said...

I am king.. can he scream "lacking self esteem" any louder... OMF GOSH

Ela said...

I miss you lady. Bad blogger this week, I'm sorry, I stink.

Dude has always looked like a Q-Tip to me. Is that wrong? Seriously, that's what I see. Every. Time.

Hope you've had/are having an amazing week!!!

p.s. Get in the spirit. GET! Please :)

heart charlie said...

Haha! "I am King?" Barfaroni indeed ;)

Kristin said...

I wonder how Shawn Carter feels about this?

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Jenni said...

BARFARONI times 2.
Isn't he old news now? Like really?

jennifer from pittsburgh said...

And here I thought that no one could have a bigger ego than Kanye. Oops, should have locked the CAPS key.

Jill said...

Did anyone say, "mouth breather"?!

Annie said...

agreed! barf-a-roni!!

Fashion Court said...

oh my god, he looks so scary there lololol. he actually sort of has the crazy kanye (love kanye still) eyes.

alissa said...

eww that doesnt sound/look good. in the slightest

kys said...

I bought some for my sexxy salamander husband for Christmas.

Sam said...

Hahaha! *sigh* what would I do without my daily jag of Drollgirl!!! Yes I think you said it : barfaroni to be sure!

Diana said...

Of course he is king! King of barfaroni!!

resources for teachers said...

Hmm, this is mysterious. What does it all mean? I mean, what's the smell of it?