Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Jared Allen's Mullet

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.


42 comments:

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

Who the heck is that guy who parties with two r's??? Are you fucking kidding?? What a LOOOOOOOOser with lots of O's.

Phoenix said...

He's kidding. He has to be. This has to be some brilliant satire, there's no way that this guy is for real and that someone actually shot him swishing his mullet back and forth in slow-mo and wasn't being ironic.

No.Way.

Iva said...

the only time before that I have heard hair and mayo be used sorta together is for conditioning your hair...not as "lifestyle/way of life" teehheee.

Hanako66 said...

ahahahahahaaaaaa that slow motion is hysterical!

ticklishfromadistance said...

No friggin way. Truly.

Felicia said...

Ah Jared Allen. Giving the Vikes an even worse name than they already have. I hate to say that MN is such a football state that most people here probably think this man is a genius.

Christiejolu said...

All I can say is OH MY GOD! HA! I hope he is kidding, some how I am thinking he is not!

LENORENEVERMORE said...

whahhhh...
Welcome back J!
xo

Alisa said...

Really bad!

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

ew.

Heather Taylor said...

Hahahaha! Totes hilar!

Brown Girl said...

Yuck, who cares.

Hi! Hope you had a great Christmas/Holiday! xoxo

Melanie's Randomness said...

I'm just going to shake my head at this. Oh geez.

Kristin said...

Dude did you see his Cribs episode? Shorty short jean cut offs baby!

Caroline said...

This can't be real...no way... But he does like to party with not 1 but 2 r's. So maybe it is real.

Ela said...

"but I'd die".....bwahahahaha I love it.
I miss you ladybug, yes, I just called my drolly a ladybug :)

Char said...

oh.my.

~KS said...

Ha ha ha...

The Cottage Cheese said...

OMG, what a nimrod! I wouldn't be surprised to see him doing Head and Shoulders commercials that air solely on the G4 network.

Bathwater said...

He's GOT to be a wrestler everything they do is over the top fake.

Renee said...

Darling you would never have to add to a box, you add to my life.

Hilarious.

Love Renee xoxoxo

adrienzgirl said...

WTF?

Rita/Fighting Off Frumpy said...

When your neck is as thick as your head, a mullet isn't exactly a flattering hairstyle. Somehow though I don't think this guy gives a rat's ass ...

Elizabeth Marie said...

jesus fucking christ it's not showing up for me. I'll be back.

HI though, missed you.

DesBisoux said...

so THAT's why they're doing it....

diane said...

Hahaha, he's totally kidding. Not very bright though.

Asylum Dolly said...

Hilarious! I don't get the part about the mayonaise...but that kinda makes it even funnier :D
I can't believe people STILL wear this friggin hairstyle!
I guess I can't really dis people for their hair ....mine is bright peacock blue right now! It was acidental, but I'm goin' with it :) Just call me mama smurf!

bananas. said...

oh man...i've been waiting to watch this. i freakin LOVE this guy and hi sgod awful mullet. he's like the dumb ass you want at your party...and when i say party, i mean party with 2 R's!!! HA!

freakin crack up!

hope you had a good christmas lady!!!

Diana said...

I didn't think this was allowed anymore...

Jill said...

He does have the most sacks in the NFL...so if he needs a stupid mullet to pretend like he's the Samson of football...then more power to him. He'll eventually meet his Delilah and then all mullet bets are off!

Yay...football!

The Haute-Shopper said...

I don't think the mullet is his only problem.... the slow motion scene was hilarious though! This is almost as bad as the time reporters caught the lead singer of Nickelback with curlers in his hair...

Hope you had a great Christmas!

Jen said...

I didn't know who he was, still don't, but wow! Someone needs to take him out back and learn him a thing or two. Party with two "R"s? You have got to be kidding me.

Toothfairy said...

and he thinks he's all cool... :P

Happy nye!

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Sam said...

Hahahaha! This guy's either a very sophisticated comedian or.....I don't want to go there!

Kellie said...

Living in Minneapolis I've got to say this is hilarious. He's one hell of a football player. And he's obviously got a good sense of humor too! :) Go 69!!! Haha!!

Also, missed you!!!

Alicia said...

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! parties with 2 r's?! he's genius!! seriously that's the best video ever!!! i have a new found respect for the mullet...wait a minute...no i don't.

Big Red said...

What The Mother Fuckin' F is that shit?!

Think that guy has had about 5 too many concussions and eats too many redneck sandwiches.

Gabbi said...

haha... wow! the best part is definitely the slow motion head shake in front of the fan shot. wondering what the heart shaped chest hair looks like now?

wishing you a very happy new year my favorite drollgirl!♥

Anonymous said...

Интересно написано....но многое остается непонятнымb

Anonymous said...

Интересно написано....но многое остается непонятнымb

kys said...

He reminds me of high school. And not in a good way.

Hope your holiday was awesome. 2010 better be awesome, too cuz 2009 sucked the big one. And not in a good way.

Anonymous said...

Jared Allen is a legend.
Vikings Football baby.
Best Defensive player, ever.
I love his mullet and his lifestyle.