Saturday, January 16, 2010

Californication

californication

Do any of you watch Californication? I love the show and recently caught up on past episodes.

If you are not familiar with the series, it stars David Duchovny, and is basically about the life and times of Hank Moody, a novelist with a very interesting personal life. Lots and lots of sex and sex talk takes place on the series. Yay.

One off-handed comment in an episode has been niggling at my brain for weeks. A husband mentioned to his spouse that she once offered to let him have anal sex with her. Upon hearing this, she said something like, "Well that is off the table now. I heard Dr. Drew say that anal sex can lead to a collapsed anus."

Well, that comment STUNNED ME. Thankfully I have nothing to fear, as I don't want ANY BACK DOOR ACTIVITY WHATSOEVER, EVER, NO MATTER WHO IS ASKING, NO MATTER WHAT. No thanks. But to each his/her own.

If anal sex is an activity that you enjoy and/or engage in, I feel it is my duty (doodie?) to warn you that it might lead to this rather icky consequence at some point.

I am not a medical doctor, but I found a website that describes anal/rectal prolapse, and anal sex is listed as one of the causes. Horror factor eleven. Please note: There are MANY causes for this condition, not just anal sex. Great. Click here for more info.

61 comments:

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

Always something off the wall from you. And this is why I keep returning.

Tia said...

Ain't nothing going anywhere near my backdoor!! Horror factor thirteen, dude. Thirteen.

Miss Absinthe said...

OMG... yeah, no backdoor for me.

Have a great weekend!!!

Laura Trevey said...

I LOVE that show!!!

Char said...

yeah, that's never on the table

Trixie said...

I'm ignoring your post because I'm already very nauseous today and just focusing on the photo of David Duchovny who is so awesome sexy to me I can't even tell you. And I love that show!

Gabby said...

Yeah...I have a ton of friends who work in health care and they refer to it as the 'pink sock'. hahahaha so gross!

Raina Cox said...

I've known approximately 2453 gay dudes in my lifetime and no one has ever mentioned this problem.

P.S. Californication has AWESOME-O writing.

Felicia said...

ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is SCARY!!! Not that I allow back door activity either, but now I'm randomly going to fear this happening to me.

Candice said...

I don't watch it, but my husband gets a kick out of it.

Rectal prolapse, eh? I'm willing to take that chance. ;)

Christiejolu said...

I don't have showtime unfortunately. That being said I will pass on the extra anal information. LOL!

~KS said...

I love that you used the anal sex dialogue from the show to springboard into a PSA about backdoor action. You are frickin' hilarious.
Doodie?!?! Hee hee hee... love it.
I have never seen this show but now I am intrigued... perhaps I will tune in.

Jenni said...

HaHa, I laughed how this post that started about Californication turns into anal sex talk. Love the randomness.

And uh, scary as heck. Nothankyou!

Jessica said...

Never saw the show. Would like to though as I am curious. As for anal my ex always got what HE wanted just wish I would have gotten lube.

uh tmi?

Tikimama said...

LOVE Californication. The actors (Duchovny is my ideal man), the writing...wow.
If you don't have Showtime, get it on Netflix!

Kristin said...

I feel like I need a shower after reading this. Ah ha ha

sherri said...

do you think tea and david like the back door? love that show too.

kys said...

Love that show.

Childbirth can basically cause your entire innards to prolapse. (Says the mom of a 10 lb baby.)

diane said...

Anal sex can, and probably will, give you hemorrhoids. Internal hemorrhoids lead to bleeding out of the *ss every time you poo. Vaginal sex keeps you healthier. For one thing, it can help keep your cervix from falling. Didn't know about the falling cervix thing? Huh. It's more common in older women than you may think.
Kegels. Lots and lots of kegels.

bananas. said...

love californication....this season was extra EXTRA chalk full of horny sexual activity...did you see rick springfield porking that girl?! WHOA!!!

as for me, it's exit only. not that anyone cares...but a warning to those who enjoy backdoor pleasures...and let me preface this by saying this is based on true events...

an old boss of mine was a TOTAL freak. she loved the anal sex like crazy! always talked about her many sexapades...well nowawdays, ex boss has to wear diapers because, get this, she lost her ability to hold her bowels.

someone who had lots of anal sex now has anal reflex problems...see a connection???

yea. nuff said.

Caroline said...

So the coooooolest thing ever is that I used to live across the street from Tom Kapinos (the writer of the show) and have 2 signed DVD's (score). Funny, you would think the guy is totally wrapped for writing stuff like this...he could not be nicer or more normal..how funny is that?! I do love this show too!

Iva said...

I really need to start watching more good shows like this!! I'm totally missing out! lol.

great news is that I dont have to worry about this problem. no thank you. N.O. no.

"rectal prolapse" ...oh the things I learn from you everyday drollgirl! AWESOME!! lol

Alisa said...

Please explain the temporary good-cat bad-cat header that appeared for a short while. ???

Ellie said...

Duchovny, fantastic. Rectal access? Not so much.

fhen said...

havent seen the show
thanks for sharing :)

Asylum Dolly said...

I'm feeling bad for all the gay men out there now! Rectal prolapse? Ouchies :S

The only prob i have with Californication is that short fat creepy dude...(not sure what the characters name is...) he's fucking GROSS but he's always doin' the business with very YOUNG, very model-like women!? AS IF. Is he filthy rich? Does he vend chocolate? Oh...er...baaaad reference considering the former subject O.o But yeah. Can't watch it due to the creepy factor! David Duchovny does nothing for me, but i have a friend who is OBSESSED! Like, watches "X files" reruns over and over :D

jorg wobblington lopez said...

I was thinking about the x-files just yesterday. I hadn't heard of this show, and was feeling sorry for Duchovny because of all his movie flops. But what happened to Fox (the woman)? I imagined her working in an office somewhere selling real estate.

DesBisoux said...

euh....hello...can we get a warning before this kinda post??? cuz my tea got out my nose, i was laughing so hard!!

love the show but i have to agree....the deal is never on the table!!

Dream Sequins said...

This post just woke me right up. LOL. I've seen the show a few times, and call me presumptuous, but doesn't it describe David Duchovny's trashy inclinations to a tee these days?

blueviolet said...

Why am I not surprised to hear David Duchovny stars in a sex riddled show. Why, that ought to help in his recovery...lol

My back door is locked permanently so no worries about the walls tumbling down for me. Amen and keep out.

Alina said...

Hahhaaha!!! You crack (no pun intended) me up.

Now if the united states government made their PSA's this funny eveyone would listen!

Mademoiselle Frou-Frou said...

LOL! i love that this post turned into a sex PSA! too funny.
i had no idea about that little tidbit either...luckily that doesn't affect me either.
xox alison

Karls said...

Holy shit (could be quite literally).

Ain't no backdoor action here... much to Micko's disappointment.

Heather Taylor said...

My God...I don't know what to say. Why aren't they teaching this in schools?

Prairie Chicken... said...

ummmm ew.

(to both David Duchovny AND anal sex)

internet therapy said...

...doodie..haha!

I didn't check the links you provided for fear of having an ACTUAL photo to accompany the mental picture I'm already visualizing, but WTF is a collaped anus??

Pretty Little World said...

I've only seen one episode of Californication and it involved: David Duchovny sleeping with one of his students; DD sleeping with his friend's wife; and an orgy with DD's agent, two other girls, and Rick Springfield. And then DD's daughter walks in. And then his friend.

Love it.

JennyMac said...

We just started watching this and caught up on all the past episodes. It is ADDICTIVE!

Chessa! said...

well, thank you for that...it was very educational and informative. no backdoor bandit activity for me but no judgment either (ever).

I LOVE Californication. I thought they had jumped the shark but(t) this season got better. He's so out of control and insane it's great to watch.

Christiejolu said...

I tagged you!

TERI REES WANG said...

O.K....O.K...>
So two things:

1) Girl in high school> her Dad left her Mom for his Boyfriend in S.F., Fine. Same girl later still calling herself a virgin after traveling all the way to S.F. and having back door sex with another friend's boyfriend...not so fine!
Like Father > like daughter some folks just love back roads...;<>

2) Girls get Gonorrhea > ...when he enters in the back door and the slips right back in through the front door as if nothing ever happened. Double entry>not Fine! ;@

Clorivak said...

Have not seen this yet...shite, another one for the list. Gawd...watching these shows they keep putting out is a full time job in itself.
You ever see DD's Red Shoe Diaries? Now there is a lot of sex on that too...i just seen it in passing.
ummm...a rectal collapses sounds horrific...how would you number 2? hahahee..hoohoo..yikes.

Phoenix said...

Yeah...that one's on my NEVER EVER DON'T EVEN FREAKIN' ASK list. And now I have logic to back it up.

Jill VT said...

Now there's a way to dampen the home fires: "Honey, a little anal sex tonight?" "Sorry, dear, I'm concerned about my butthole collapsing." Much better than the "headache!"

Trixie said...

I apologize if you receive this three times....however, I gave you an award :)

Hopefully it'll post this time!

Bathwater said...

Nice public service announcement. I just don't see the allure of anal sex.

But I do like the word "Califorication" It sounds so dirty.

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The Haute-Shopper said...

I used to watch this, but they haven't aired it here in a while. I had no idea they offered such helpful medical advice on the show ;-) I'm not a backdoor kind of girl either, but I'm feeling sorry for the gay society if this is the case... it's not like they have much choice during intercourse??

sealaura said...

you are too funny. no showtime for the profesora budget but it sounds interesting. oh yea and no back door for me. la puerta está cerrada!!

Hanako66 said...

hahaha

but seriously, that is maybe the worst things that i have ever heard. ever.

and i love that show...it is so smart and funny!

Jill said...

Interesting PSA girly!

Down and Out Chic said...

OMG, this is a problem i hope to god i never ever ever have to deal with. i definitely say to each his/her own, but for me, there will be NO back door entry.

Tom Tuttle from Tacoma said...

gulp. falling cervix or falling anus... which one's more scary?? equally, dudette.

Maxwell ! said...

I love Californication. I can not comment on anal sex as I have never engaged in it. I was never really interested to be honest but the one time I did attempt it I put it a little way in her she said "Owe what are you doing".

But I don't beleive sexual acts should be used as bargining chips. Things should not be suddenly off the table.

uglygirl said...

I am watching Californication and that scene just happened! (We're a bit behind in Australia.) The most bad side effect of anal sex that I can think of is faecal incontinence (from a professional perspective, not personal)! Also, it can lead to infection with HPV (the same one that causes vaginal warts and cervical cancer) leading to anal warts and anal cancer. That's my free medical advice for the day. Wear a condom!

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uglygirl said...

Also, I watched Sicko for the first time this week and if you are in the US and don't have some really shit-hot insurance cover, don't try this at home kiddies. Those continence pads are expensive and so are rectal surgeons.

me melodia said...

You are zee fucking best.


I mean it.

Diana said...

i just read what causes it. walking to vons tomorow to get some fiber pills. SERIOUSLY.

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wallycrawler said...

I'm now feel'n very guilty...


...It's over now.

I love that show! It gives me wood and a laugh.