Thursday, January 28, 2010

Let's Fix That Hair!

Dude. This lady has a nice enough face, but the hair?!?!? YEESH. What was she thinking?!??! She is a motivational speaker (GROAN), and this is a press shot included in an announcement for one of her upcoming seminars. YEE-IKES. Please let me fix that hair. Better yet Tamara, just email me and I'll give you the name of my hair stylist. PLEASE. PLEASE. This is in your best interest!

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Full disclosure: I don't have perfect hair. Every now and then my hair looks great (the day I go to the hair stylist!), but, realistically speaking, some days are good hair days, and some days are NOT good hair days. That being said, if I was getting my picture taken for PUBLICATION AND PROMOTION, you can sure as shit believe that I would be EXTRA CAREFUL with my hair that day, and that I would reserve the right to reject hair styles and photos that were not up to par!

68 comments:

Alisa said...

Poor woman, looks like a wig!

FB @ FabulouslyBroke.com said...

That is seriously awful

Tia said...

I looks crunchy and I really want to touch it. She should probably just shave her head and start over.

Brooke said...

The unnatural, spiral curls and the straight bangs. Yuck. Was this look ever really in style? I don't think she'd motivate me very much. Well, she WOULD motivate me to never, ever do my hair like this...

~KS said...

GOO!

Kaz said...

Hmmmm, she looks like she should be the lead singer in a Christian rock band

Christiejolu said...

Wow! I wonder if she liked this do, she must have.

LOL! Lead singer in a christian rock band is funny!

Andhari said...

Ouch, she has that poodle hair. :(

Phoenix said...

How many poodles died in the making of that hairstyle?

Summer said...

What? You don't like it?

I think the ringlets are just to die for really. =)

Alicia said...

YIKES!!! that is out of control!!! seriously....she thinks this looks GOOD???

Caroline said...

I had that hair in the 80's...a spiral perm. So bad...*shaking my head*

Trixie said...

ha ha ha! That's the spiral perm I WANTED in the 80s but my hairdresser said I didn't have enough hair to do it! That was like THE hairstyle! Well except for crimping, which was, you know, awesome...yeah

ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND said...

Who knew women got jheri curls? What do you expect when she goes to a hair salon named "Dyeing With Scissors."

jennifer from pittsburgh said...

Oh my word. Looks like something from 1988...and suddenly a Tiffany song is playing in my head.

Carlotta said...

is this real?? awful!!

♥Aubrey said...

Your hair is a statement piece, but THIS...this is a statement i would rather not reflect on or see.
Get her to the salon quick fast and a hurry!!!
How many colors do you think she's rockin?

bananas. said...

Bwahahahaha! That is a riot! Her hair is a hot mess. I bet she got it done specifically for that day and thought she looked so good. Aww poor tamara. She tried. Ha!

Iva said...

Her hair doesn't match her face. Yes yes I know, I'm being stereotypical but this whole thing is just so wrong. wrong,wrong,wrong. She is def a straight hair looking kind of face, maybe some loose waves..but for sure not spiral tight curls with 80's jersey girl bangs. nope. very few people can pull that look off. no. come to think of it, nobody can... at least not well ;)

This all looks photoshopped on. The hair, the shirt. oh well, she must be too busy pumping others up!! teehee.

Cheryl said...

It kinda looks like a wig. Maybe she's self conscious about having super thin hair? Otherwise, can't account for it. She should splurge on a stylist.

Sam said...

Yeah - this hair is not doing this lady any favours - if she let it be a little less structured I think it would do wonders for her. Good luck with your photo shoot!! I will send your hair good vibes from Sydney so that it behaves on the day!!

Felicia said...

The sad thing is that she probably DID make damn sure her hair looked EXACTLY like it does! Little does she know only a gay man who runs pageants would think it looks good.

Sher said...

yes, it looks like a hair piece. Wonder how OLD the photo is.... 90's hair?

Down and Out Chic said...

yikes, agreed on all accounts. someone steered her in the WRONG direction. ugh.

Kellie said...

Yee-ikes is right. How in the world she can think that looks okay is beyond explanation. It is pure awfulness.

Brown Girl said...

I think people get suck in hair funks and get afraid to change. It's sad obviously.

frenchie said...

don't be so quick to judge, ok...maybe someone kidnapped her dog and is threatening to kill it if she doesn't do her hair that way. why are you laughing? it's TOTally possible.

Karls said...

Hope her techniques, style and ideas aren't stuck in the mid eighties too!

Clorivak said...

hahahahaaha....some people are clueless. it does looks crunchy.
i wish i was better with my hair.i don't have the patience. i hate being in the mirror for long..i do my makeup in a hurry too...prob not a good idea.

Tracie said...

I'm guessing she neve has a good hair day. But I'm going to shut up since I have Leather Tuscadero hair and all.

sarah said...

wait...... you're saying this picture was taken RECENTLY and not in 1985?!!

Bathwater said...

I looks very 80's. Maybe she hasn't moved on she looks like the type.

Elizabeth Marie said...

I was just gonna say what bathwater did...I think she's stuck in a comfort zone-I had that hair when I was a cheerleader in the 8th grade. Poor Tamara. lol

Melanie's Randomness said...

I don't have perfect hair either but omg she looks like she has one of those computer generated hair do-s & this one of the bad ones. yeesh!!

Christina In Wonderland said...

I'm going to have nightmares about this chick's hair... Ergh.

Diana said...

I would NOT hire this lady for any service!!!

TERI REES WANG said...

Just a bit over cooked.

P.S. Christina Pyatt at "The Salon"
701 Venice Blvd, Venice, CA
(just off Abbott Kinney)

Missy said...

I don't know... The bangs have got to go!

Bunny the Paris House Designs said...

Crazy Bad Scaredo..looks like most the girls I use to see at the Rockaway mall in Jersey, so glad I no longer go there!! I am off to check out my hair.

5thsister said...

Yikes! Spiral perm nightmare from the 80's. Wait a minute. I think I had that hair! *Shaking head in shame*

uglygirl said...

Maybe it's an early 90s promo shot and she doesn't want to update it because she got old.

Char said...

what? you don't think that's cute???? LMAO

Asylum Dolly said...

Maybe on a doll, or a harajuku girl? Woweee. Hmmm, motivational speaker you say? Maybe it's a form of reverse psychology, and what she's really aiming for is to motivate us into never wearing cheap wigs when it's not halloween?
Hey, and is it just me, or is her purple top...photoshopped on..????

Raina Cox said...

A tilt of the head and a little Vaseline on the camera lens and we've got a Glamour Shots.

Lindsay said...

thanks for making me laugh. that hair may be worse than the mullet I saw at Walmart a few weeks ago.

mommywonderland said...

Complete tragedy! Poor lady

sherri said...

are we just going to ignore the necklace? i know, I know the hair is bad, but that necklace has GOT to go as well.

WendyB said...

There's a LOT going on in that hair.

Namine said...

sure it's not fake??

L.A. Daze said...

Yikes...even if I TRIED my hair would never look like that. Does she have a mirror?

Farah said...

that was kinda scary! lol

Chic 'n Cheap Living said...

OMG and it looks like a horrible mail order wig too.

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miriam (Björn Borg) said...

haha, that some frizzy look she's got there. mind you, that's what i looked like in the early 90s. huga!

the spectator said...

Yes her hair is awful. But what's more awful is the company she keeps. C. Rice for starters.

fhen said...

tyhe hair looks like wig to me
sometimes i also have bad hair day
but at least i do something to it hahah

diane said...

I bet she can tell you the shortest route to the plantation.

Tom Tuttle from Tacoma said...

those are extensions? they look like 'dog's ears' being clipped onto the sides of her head (dunno what breed). no offence to the dog.

i couldn't bear to really watch that penis video to the end.

Sabine said...

This is the weirdest hairdo I've seen in a while. Have a go! You must be her last hope.

Haute World said...

Yikes! This pic should never be used for promo, unless it's on a package containing a curling iron as a danger warning for what happens if you go overboard with it. It looks like she's half-poodle with that do?

Ela said...

Crunchy...that's what comes to mind. But probably not what they were trying to evoke.
I dig her necklace though. Purdy!

Big Red said...

I bet you a hundred million, trillon dollars she is a paegent mom. You KNOW she is!

kathleen said...

Hahaha! You always post the funniest sh*t!

Layla said...

Hmm! I looked at her website, and she has straight hair there? (not a fan of that do either, too much hair product?)
Maybe this is just a photo from 'good ol' days?'
(Oh and I'm afraid I've had worse!! For official Catholic purposes and such!! And wanted even way worse, lol!! gosh the 80s & 90s!! lol!!)

Hanako66 said...

haha that is atrocious!

God's Favorite Shoes! said...

Her hair makes me sad:(

Real talk, I have some students that rock their like that!

tablet graphic said...

Ups, I think something is terribly wrong here. Did someone force her to do this or is it the hairdo of her dreams?

Sansón Rapador said...

I really looooooove her ringlets. Are so sexy. She is so hot for me in this hairstyle