Monday, January 4, 2010

Lil Wayne's Teeth

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I just watched the VH1 Behind the Music special on Lil Wayne. I could not stop staring at his teef! Mesmerizing! Fascinating! Perplexing! Revolting! While watching the show on my non-high-def TV, I just wanted to get small and crawl inside that mouth to discover exactly what was going on with those choppers. But these pictures helped me understand...a little.

P.S. I'd pay good money to get a shot of those teeth after Lil Wayne has eaten a bunch of broccoli. Or spinach and artichoke dip. Or Oreo cookies. Or corn on the cob. For reals. Go to it. Get me that high res photo, STAT. Or maybe you Photoshop genies can whip up a simulated photo. HURRY. Any super submissions will be posted on me blog with a link to the submitter. Email: drollgirlmail@gmail.com.


78 comments:

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

I saw him on the view. In his mouth...what a waste...imagine those teeth strung on a necklace though...purty.

Diane said...

hahaha i so heart you!

Tia said...

Bahahahaha! I want to go at those things with a toothpick and a spinbbrush, stat!

blueviolet said...

Yeah, what is that shiz? Are those itty bitty diamonds? People are so weird. Actually, just he is.

TheBeautyFile said...

hahahahaaha! i can't....

Raina Cox said...

And didn't he have like 3 kids in the past 18 months (of course all by different women)?

Who would sleep with that?!?

Iva said...

GENIUS!!!

LOL LOL!!! I WISH I had Photoshop skillz!! gah! WAHH!! If even for this post right here!! I can not wait to see the awesomeness this is going to bring!!


Happy Monday!! HAPPY MONDAY!!

bananas. said...

OMG OMG...i love lil wayne and i watched that behind the music too. i couldn't stop looking at his teef either! they're like hypnotizing or something. bet they cost more than my house though.

Morgan said...

hilarious! i love weezie. Teeth and all!

Georgina said...

What are those things? Diamonds? I just don't get it. Why on earth would someone opt to sit in a dentist's chair if they didn't have to? - G

Kirsty said...

Man, this guy is UUUUGLLEEEE. And how painful is that going to be in a couple of years when the diamonds have worn holes in his enamel? HE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO EAT AN ICE CREAM CONE WITHOUT TERRIBLE AGONISING PAIN EVER AGAIN!

Farah said...

omg I CANNOT believe how some girls find him hot! he is really really nasty stuff! really NASTY!

Caroline said...

I am having a high school flashback right now!!! I had braces and somehow was convinced (ok...peer pressured) that I needed to try dipping (aka...chewing tobacco)...wtf? I had brown leaves stuck in my mouth then promptly barfed all over the place. Nice.

Can't wait to see the submissions!

Hanako66 said...

HAHAHAHA!

i would imagine that his lips would be constantly cut up! ewwww!

Hanako66 said...

and happy new year miss j!!!

Milly said...

ewwww....nasty....my eyes hurt looking at it lol

sealaura said...

u definitely know how to wake us up on this Monday morning. EEK! these teeth are def very wrong and frightening and the thought of the broccolli in them, I just spit back up my oatmeal! Happy New Year!

Pretty Little World said...

Holy crap, are those diamonds? Of all the diamond things I've wanted, I have to say that "diamond teeth" never occurred to me. I guess I'm not as cool as Lil Wayne :(

Bathwater said...

Just wondering do you loose those little diamonds when your eating? do they get stuck in your teeth? How does one floss?

me melodia said...

Ew.
What about that cake the Baldwins gave their tween daughter.

yuck.


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Christiejolu said...

LOL! I am not a fan of his, but the teeth are interesting.

I have an award for you!

hope505 said...

Well thanks for that provocative post, Drolls! I had not given nearly enough thought to Li'l Wayne's teeth, and I must say, you have an excellent point...*haha!* I hope someone does find a mid-meal photo of those blingy teeth for us!! *haha!* Pizza, maybe?

♥Aubrey said...

What the fruit is up with those choppers?!!! Are those diamonds or some heavily plated plaque :)-
Dude needs to seriously 86 that...like pronto. And the tats...my lordy that's a whole lot of ink going on.

Kellie said...

There is no possible way he can think that looks good. Is there? Seriously. He looks like an idiot. And why does he have my husband's name on a bandaid on his face? Weird. :)

Mimi said...

I found a photo of him eating broccoli at Whole Foods. I sent it. He loves his broccoli! Ummmmm!!

Alina said...

Hahahaha...OMG I have been away too long. I needed that laugh.

I don't think he would ever show his teeth, uh, face in New Hampshire.So no photo from me, but wow it definately put a rather disgusting visual in my head!

diane said...

Blechhhh! I have never scrolled down so fast in all of my life!

Laura Trevey said...

What is on those teef???

xoxo

Phoenix said...

EW.

Dude also grins like a horse. No thanks.

Hope your new year was swell, Droll!

The Haute-Shopper said...

Ugh, he's not easy on the eyes.... although I'm guessing the diamonds would cut through food better. What a waste though... I'd be constantly worried that someone would try to mug me by knocking all my teeth out!

And Happy New Year my dear!

Dream Sequins said...

I don't really understand. Is that considered a "grill"?

Jill said...

All I can think is toothbrush, toothpaste, mouthwash, and repeat!

Ela said...

Bhleck...gag...eesh...
I cannot even bear to look at that. I think my teeth would fee dirty all stinking day. And my tongue would be in shreds. How DOEs one clean blinged teef?

Happy 2010 drolly...heehee I typed drooly first - typo I swear.

ticklishfromadistance said...

Teef, indeed! Hahahahahaha!

...love Maegan said...

lolol. I wanna see his real teef ..under the grill. like now.

Annie said...

scary! ha!

Kaz said...

Wouldn't those teeth cut you if you were kissing him?

Mick Hucknell of Simply Red used to have an emerald in one of his front teeth. Didn't last long cos everyone used to think it was spinach.

Yuck yuck yuck

jennifer from pittsburgh said...

I don't know what to say. There. You've left me speechless ;)

anotherfishinthesea said...

Ha your list of the emotions his teeth brought out in you was the best! They are bizarre.

Melanie's Randomness said...

People with money will do absolutely anything. That's ridicolous. I'd love to be in the break room tho of the dentists office after he finished this job. Hahahaha!!

Char said...

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww but he looks awfully proud of them

GUGAW said...

eh? what the? he looks like a right plonker. and i second your request on the broccoli shot!

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

oh ewww. Just eww.

TERI REES WANG said...

I need some bling in my teef too! ;$

Elizabeth Marie said...

Imagine what he would do downstairs.

Ifff you know what I mean. My vagina is screaming.

Clorivak said...

BAHAHAHA....Oh Lordy...that is freaking hilarious!!!! I'm tempted but I suck ass balls at photoshop..i'm too damn impatient. i should go take a little course on it cause i can't seem to learn it on my own. will see if the whole husbman will whip something up.
oh god you are too funny...and those chompers...pearls, diamonds what da hell...too much.

Alisa said...

Whoops, I commented earlier while my daughter Mimi was signed in. Mimi's comment is actually mine. :)

Namine said...

EWWWW I am not sure I wanna see the broccoli

The Cottage Cheese said...

Hahaha, can't stop laughing at Elizabeth Marie's comment. My brother-in-law dressed up as Lil Wayne for halloween a few years ago, it was hilarious. But that was back when he was po' and only had gold teeth. These are crazy. And yeah, I want to see the post broccoli teeth too!

Katie said...

HOT! You didn't ask the question but there is the answer ;-P

I want to just just like Lil Wayne when I grow up

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Asylum Dolly said...

Omigod i am SO doing a photoshop mockup of Li'l Wayne post broccoli! Or post licorice!
Would you need a special toothbrush to clean those chompers?
Why is it that guys will do the weirdest shit to their appearance just to dislay how much $ they have?
When I'm rich, I'm gonna get me some diamond grills with gold chains hanging off them, with HUGE diamonds hanging off the chains. And with massive gold nuggets hanging from the diamonds. Which will be attatched to my diamond fingernail implants via more solid gold chains. My fingernails will also be gold plated, with extra chains hanging off them, which naturally will have gold nuggets and diamonds dangling from them.
Then let's see who looks cooler li'l wayne.

Karls said...

Fucking gross! Can that dude even shut his mouth?

adrienzgirl said...

Grillz is removable. They are specially formed by molds at the dentist. But he takes that shiz out to eat. Don't ask how I know this.

Ok....I will totally tell you how I know. Kendra, of The Girls Next Door, on E! She had some made on the show.

Gabbi said...

haha... was thinking what a bitch it must be to brush them and then i read your post... too funny!!

krystal said...

haha that's gross, i don't want to see that! :)

amy @ switz~art said...

oh my shit! i hope you've had participants! i gotta see this!

Jenni said...

I've always secretly thought he was so sexy. Teeth and all. :)

Down and Out Chic said...

ewwwwwww. i definitely need to see some spinach in there.

Toothfairy said...

hahahahaha... so this was that post! ok... I think it's barf...

I've hated grills from the start, ugly and you don't have to knock on my door if you want that in your mouth. I will NOT provide patients with such disgusting bike park! bling bling or not...

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Sam said...

So strange what some people do to themselves...good luck to him! It's certainly not a kissable mouth though is it?

sherri said...

ha! this is a photoshop challenge I may have to attempt.

kys said...

I got my teef did like that for Christmas. My man luvs me.

Chessa! said...

gross.

Kristin said...

That shiz is actually glued to his teeth?

Jessica said...

On the bright side when he has no money he can grab a pair of pliers and pay his mortgage.

chloe said...

hahahahaha drollgirl,
visiting your blog is always so fun!
loving the comments, lol

Big Red said...

Guffaw! Totally want to see them after oreos!

creative kerfuffle said...

grills are perhaps one of the most retarded things EVER. grills and spinners. people who waste their money on either of those things really, really need to lose the right to spend money.

Tom Tuttle from Tacoma said...

revolting. but yes i don't mind seeing how them choppers look after they went thru some sweet greens.

DesBisoux said...

euh....eeewwwwwww!

Diana said...

What if he chips it? Or if a part of it?? what happens when he, you know, passes it?? OUCH!!

brijabala said...

sigh i'm considering therapy of some kind coz i'm one of them who finds him intriging n yes a bit hot. do i need said help?

brijabala said...

sigh i'm considering therapy of some kind coz i'm one of them who finds him intriging n yes a bit hot. do i need said help?

carina said...

OMG - whats going on?!!!

Joey said...

I really hope not to see that in real life. I might passed out. Oooh.

twinkles

libbeh ♥ said...

I really want to punch him in the face even more so now after these pictures. Did any of your readers submit any photoshop'd pics of your request?

BTW, drollgirl blog read-fest has officially begun.. at least to me. Let the backlog reading begin! (Hence this random Aug 2010 comment, LOL!)

Fred said...

Are these dental implants? Scottsdale artists always have that designed teeth implants. I am just wondering. I am a fan of this man anyways.
Great blog! Great articles!

Trissta said...

This came up on your post today (August 15, 2012) as a related post you might like. Related to Christopher Bales. I'm laughing so hard right now. RIIIGGHHTTT.. Btw. I've never ever ever though Lil' Wayne was even semi-attractive in my life. Take away the tattoos, the dreds, the weird teeth. Yuck. Notso. He has a bod, which I appreciate, but yuck. Serious yuck. At least he doesn't have an ice cream cone tattooed on his face, that gives him bonus points.

Much Love,
Trissta