Thursday, January 14, 2010

Mother!!!!

mrs bates

On Tuesday my Mom sent an email to me and my siblings that said the following:

Hope you will be home Friday pm. We'll call you...news to share.

Christ on a fucking pony, I hate when she does stuff like that!!!

Of course I wrote her back IMMEDIATELY with the following:

WHAT IS GOING ON??????????????

She did not respond. She drives me out of my fucking mind with this stuff. It might be terrible news; it might be good news; it might be nothing. But who does that?!?!?!? Am I overreacting here? GAH! I could just throttle her!

I guess I'll find out the scoop when I get the call from my parents on Friday night. And I have to try and convince my mom to STOP DOING THAT. Not cool. Not cool at all.




P.S. In unrelated news, my work is BONKERS BUSY lately and I have zero blogging ideas, so posting and commenting might be lacking for a bit. :[

40 comments:

Char said...

i can't stand that when anyone does it...just go on and tell me for the love of god

blueviolet said...

Now even I am wondering what's going on with your mom!!!!

Felicia said...

MY MOM DOES THAT TOO!!!! Or she just completely omits any news whatsoever until we find out YEARS later!!! My mom also sent me a TEXT MESSAGE this morning. WTF????? Whoever is showing her all these technological things needs to STOP!!!!

Laura Trevey said...

I hope it's ALL good news!!
Have a great weekend with the Fam!!

xoxo

Iva said...

"Christ on a fucking pony"!?!??! omg. drollgirl, the things you say/write that has me needing to NOT BE doing so many other things while reading your posts! HILARIOUS! my 3 year old just asked me "mommy what are you laughing at?" umm sorry little man, can't repeat this to you!! Although he is standing over me pointing at the image saying its "like Venom" {superheros rule my world right now...oh and poop diapers}

Well, I hope Friday night comes super soon! That can be highly irritating...although, I am guessing its just some awesome news like an entire 4 generation family get together at a great camping ground with leaves for toilet paper.

So sorry either way. It takes long enough for Fridays to roll around without adding an anticipation factor to it!!

eeek sorry about work being "bonkers"... here's to a long weekend!!

Clorivak said...

Oh Shite...not fair, not fair at all. I hate secrets and surprises and they are just plain cruel. The anticipation drives you mad. Hope its not bad but good!!!!

Hope you have a super fantabu weekend and relax to the max!
take care...

Clorivak said...

Oh and I used to rock this song hard back in the day...ahhh..the good ol' days! ^_^

Diane said...

gah!!! i'm all stressed out now!! what is she going to tell you????

Christiejolu said...

I have a friend who does this! Drives me nuts.

Great song!

Morgan said...

GAH! That kills me when people do that. Oh the suspense!!
Have a great weekend!

Blue Satin Sashes said...

BBC America played Psycho over and over and over again the other day...

~KS said...

I want to know what's up... so I can't imagine how crazy you're feeling!!! Ahhh!!

bananas. said...

ugghhhh i hate that shit!!!

my boss does that...and do you know how scary that is coming for your boss? in a shitty economy like the one we're in?!?!

sorry totally got away from myself there for a sec. hopefully, it's good news and not bad...

and speaking of bad news...less drollgirl blog posts?! WTF! i might as well not log on until things calm down for you. i look forward to your posts MOST and THAT is not a lie.

E said...

News to share: you've been disowned! Jk, though you should have made this a fill in the blank post and we all could have taken stabs at it. Thanks, btw, for getting this song stuck in my head for the next month or so.

Alicia said...

dude i HATE when parents do crap like that!!!! but now i'm dying from curiousity! i thought of you today at target...they now sell the shake weight there! HAAA!!!

and less posts??? NOOOOOOOO!

Andhari said...

That picture is scary!

Anyhoo, I hate it when people say stuff like that too. I'm bad when I'm curious :p

Summer said...

Is yo momma friends with my momma??? Because she pulls that shizz all the time.

Drives me bananas!

Which is why I live in Cali and she lives in Washington!

lol

Sixpence and a Blue Moon said...

I'd be pulling my hair out. Have a serious talk with your mom about this procedure. I'm thinking it's not bad news; she would not be able to not tell you if it were. Right?

I have to admit I did laugh when I started reading - I mean the pony and all.

Here's wishing you a great weekend! xoxo

Asylum Dolly said...

Jeeeeeezus! That would be enfuriating! I hope it's good news drollski. And I hope your mother stops doing that! Bloody hell.

Jenni said...

Maybe she is pregnant again? :)

Jill said...

That would totally freak me out! She must stop! Tell her I said so!

Down and Out Chic said...

i'd love to swap stories about dysFUNctional moms sometime. i have got some stories for you!

The Haute-Shopper said...

Ugh, I hate that as well! Thankfully my parents have stopped doing that, but I have friends who pull that stuff and it drives me mad. Hopefully it's GOOD news though!

Sorry works been busy. But how can you lack inspiration? I rely on you for crazy weird posts dammit! Have a great weekend!

Candice said...

She's got the clap again doesn't she?

I hate it when my Mom pulls shit like that.

Alina said...

Mother's have a way of irritating.

Mine never tells me anything, then she expects me to be at a family function that she failed to inform me about. I already have plans.

Hopefully WORK being busy means making money!

Tom Tuttle from Tacoma said...

lol. oops. your readers are all so funny. yea, i get you. that's just so annoying.

i've been bloody busy with work, too. ditto no blogging ideas, not that i have many new ones to begin with.

don't ignore your health while you get busy.

Cheryl said...

Not fun. Does she love surprises? Maybe she thinks she's giving you something to look forward to.

Bathwater said...

Well it seems to get you to go to her house on a Friday!

Kellie said...

That would drive me crazy too. In fact it's driving me crazy to know and it's not even my family! :)

Hope you have an excellent weekend!

xoxo

(Oh also, no worries about Kobe when the new baby comes. He's my little nugget and I'll never abandon him. He's my sidekick!) :)

April said...

Just like my Pawpaw. "I've got something to tell ya, and something to ask ya."
"Um, can you tell me now???"
"No, I'll tell you when you come over..."

Annie said...

oh that would drive me crazy as well!! i have no patience!
now i want to know what's going on too! haha!!

creative kerfuffle said...

crist on a pony is right. holy hell that is something my mom would totally do. i HATE shit like that. i hope whatever it is a good news. why are parents so damn stupid???? god i hope i don't do shit like that to my kids when i get old.

Big Red said...

My Mom kills me when she does that too! UGH! Do they teach pregnant women to do that during lamaze class?

Hope your work is getting better and that you have Monday off. Mine is FINALLY calming down and I need/deserve this three day weekend!

HUGS! - not drugs, but vodka is OK. ;)

Sam said...

Fingers crossed the news is something fabulous!!!

Hope work is not too crazy for too long - we'll miss our Drollgirl big time!!

Ela said...

GAH!!!! I feel you, honey.

Guess what my mom did today? Um woke me up at freaking 5:03am. Um did I mention I went to bed at 2:00am??? And why did she wake me up you ask - and give me a heartattack looking at my caller ID imagining the worst because she's calling at an insane hour??? Because of the breakfast we volunteered to cook for. Great....can you call me in 2 weeks for when the breakfast is ACTUALLY being held??? Mother, please WRITE the dates down as clearly your memory STINKS! Sorry...obviously this last hour has not let me forgive this yet.

Hope the news was good news!

Raez said...

dang! i hate when that happens, i just want to punch the person in the face, haha!

and i'm not sure if i did already, but i wanted to thank you for your comment on my new year's resolution post:)thanks for the support, and i wish you good luck on yours!

have a nice weekend!
xx raez

kys said...

Well, what did she say?? I would freak if my mom did that.

Hanako66 said...

yikes that sucks!

hope it is all good and that you weekend is fantastic!

Phoenix said...

LOL your mom and my mom should hang out and overreact together. It's what overreactionaries enjoy best - working up other people.

Hope the news was good, or boring, and not deeply tragic (who sends an email like that? Who??) and that you had a lovely weekend.

miami luxury hotels said...

I hate it when people do things like that! I think they want to have the power to build the anticipation in others and then control what happens next. I have to learn to do it as well to pay off!