Wednesday, January 27, 2010

The Perfect Penis?

NOT SAFE FOR WORK, but you need to see this. You really do.

55 comments:

~KS said...

Good lord... I was reading this in class... and I guarantee the look on my face when I saw your post title gave away the fact I was not just taking notes...
Can't wait to watch this later!!

Iva said...

OMG!!! I'm going to have to watch this ASAP! ....gah is it 5 yet?! My jaw is like on the floor right now LOL....shock and hilariousness. maybe even confusion. I'll be back!! LOL

uglygirl said...

This reminds me of a photo from university lectures, of a man in a developing country who had a parasitic infection in his scrotum. His ball was the size of a beanbag and he had to push it around in a wheelbarrow.

What is going on with that first guy's face? If people are staring at him it's probably because they're trying to work out if he's had collagen injected into his lips.

Chessa! said...

good thing for me that work is home. omg.

Diane said...

JESUS!!

as soon as you hit play it's like all in ya face!!!

let it be noted that the first guy did NOT in any way "challenge" what i think a penis should look like or how it should function!!!! what the hell???!!!

the second guy - he's a psych student?? we (us crazy people, i mean) are in big trouble!!

Sher said...

OMG I feel bad for both guys. I know the first one is OK with what the good lord gave him..but...still

then the second, I feel he has every right to go with any surgery available. I mean, we women have the option of boob jobs. And it's all about the key words, "if it makes you feel better about yourself" then go ahead and get the work done.

Kirsty said...

Oh my fucking God. There are just too many things he says to quote any of them - and his genuine belief that we need to know how he learned to sit down to pee is beyond... well, belief. I hope that one day he finds a way to "fuck his ass, or what have you."

Jill said...

Elephant Man Dick!

What a fucking moron!

Farah said...

Oh wow....I seriously have no words...but what did the first guy do till it looked that bad? and what did he mean that his experiences were all worth it? If he cant have sex anymore it defeats the whole purpose of making it larger isn't it? Or am I the one who is confused here..

TERI REES WANG said...

...I ran...

Jill said...

He's been injecting the silicone into his lips too.

I want to see how tiny Dean's dick is!

Tiny Dean's Dick...sounds like a book title, doesn't it?

Diana said...

Hmmm....I don't see the difference between getting ginormous silicone breasts and these men wanting ginormous packages. I bet this is how most people reacted at first when they saw a huge fake rack, just like my reaction when i saw that huge fake penis! ew!!

Brown Girl said...

Um, why do I never listen to people's warnings when they say NSFW. Gah!!!

I forwarded this on to my mom. Cause she's cool like that. Ha.

Caroline said...

OK...where on earth do you find this stuff...really?

Clorivak said...

OMIGAWD!!! That "thing" was a monster, a purpley brownish skin blob rubbery looking monster.

what is wrong with people, i agree with diana...its the same as a woman as getting huge ass implants. like you know the Chelsea Charms string variety...have you ever heard of those?? WTF. these are gargantuan...
http://8images.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/chelseacharms.jpg
blech...

Tia said...

I need to get of work NOW you I can see this masterpiece!!

Kaz said...

Um, that monstrosity at the start of the clip baffled me

How uncomfortable would it be to be that guy?

If he rolled over in bed in the middle of the night and ended up on his front, the rest of his body would be raised off the bed

People. Are. Weird.

Christina In Wonderland said...

Wh... H... *Christina's brain people are currently trying to pull out filing cabinet drawers to figure out what words to use.*

That defies all human logic. I mena, seriously, what the hell?

Heather said...

I just don't understand it. If you know how to use it, size truly isn't an issue. If you are small, foreplay! If you are large, be careful dammit! But that mammoth at the start was just redonculous.

Karls said...

Fucking faaaa-reeeeeeek! How fucking gross!

The dude has to squat over the dunny? Mate, that makes him a girl... not a guy with the perfect penis!

Yowch! I'll just watch TV with a massive weight tied to the end of my cock. Swweet!

Elizabeth Marie said...

I don't get it...first weirdo can't have sex forever...so what's the point. AND DEAN? I wonder how teeny his junk was pre-op.

The Peach Tart said...

I'm speechless and that's a rarity.

Heather Taylor said...

I don't think I've gasped that loudly at a documentary ever. Jesus Christ!

Lynn said...

"...just let it hang and watch TV..." dear GOD!!!!

Melanie's Randomness said...

Woa thank u for the warning. Omg I work in an office full of men so if I had "whiped that out so you can see the full glory" I don't know what would have happened.

I....I'm speechless. I'm cringining right now because DAMN!!!! What was he thinking!!!??!?! Omg. The creepiest thing is the first guy looking so happy. Yikes!!

Clare said...

Oh my gah! I cannot wait to get off work at watch this! hahahah you find the greatest things!

kirstyb said...

OMG hilarious x

...love Maegan said...

I can't get it out of my mind. Monster cock. Thank you Tosh.0

bananas. said...

k...

i'm not at work anymore. let's see this shit...

WTF!!! he did this to himself?!? OMG it looks like an animal! whyyyyyy?! holy fuck balls! that's fuckin INSANE!!! i can't stop staring!!!

love how you tagged this with "clearly inapropriate" and "i can't do this". HA!

ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND said...

I went straight.

adrienzgirl said...

There are no words. NONE.

Midtown Girl said...

Asshole boyfriend - I went GAY.

His penis looks like a burnt calzone with one large zeppole attached. uhm GROSS?!

PS - where the heck are you twitter chick - HELLO!? Miss u dammit ;-)

Girl Japan: April Marie said...

EWWW.. what THE.......

Brooke said...

Elephantitis of the penis. I guess he filled it all up and used the remaining silicone in his lips. I hope Dean gains his desired girth. I think going on this show was a poorly thought out plan on his part. Haha.

alissa said...

im going to have nightmares

jordana said...

Midtown Girl seriously just texted me about this post! Ha! My boyfriend was in the background like WTF are you watching?!

That first dude looked like he had a cottage cheese penis...funny how women do just about anything to reduce that sh*t!

Bathwater said...

I asked for nice pictures and we get this nightmare? Somethings I just don't need to know about.

Jay said...

Oh my god. I thought this was joke at first.

jennifer from pittsburgh said...

On Seinfeld, what did Elaine say? I feel sorry for you guys with that thing hanging between your legs? I'll just go with that.
These dudes are like those women addicted to plastic surgery or vomiting every meal. Same thing, just with more porn and gay.

Savvy Gal said...

OMG.... I don't know what to say.

Alicia said...

ok i had every intention of watching this...then i read every one's comments and i just can't do it! I'M SCARED!!!!

Melissa Blake said...

After reading all these comments, I'm sort of scared to watch now...

Pretty Little World said...

O.M.G.

On Tosh.O the other night (a show I'm now secretly in love with), he mentioned this video, but I still hadn't seen it.

This is the grossest thing ever. Ever. Do you think this guy is all humorous because he's really amused (and crazy) or because the other option would be severe depression and suicide? Oy.

diane said...

I don't admire this guy for what he's done, even though it is his own personal choice. He looks a little nuts to me. Pun intended.

Zoƫ said...

NOT SAFE FOR LIFE!!!
sooo disturbing (●_●)

Alisa said...

What?? Why?? What can he do with that thing? How...Actually, I don't even want to know.

Tracie said...

Damn! Can't watch this now. The kids just got off the bus.

Milly said...

WTF???!!!....that thing almost slapped me in the face...Dear lord where do you get this stuff? LMAO

Asylum Dolly said...

LMFAO at AB's comment, and at Midtown Girls subsequent reply! :D

WHAT THE FUCK?!
What's the point in HAVING a dick if you can't use it, dude? Just WHY for fucks sake, WHY??? That thing is fucking terrifying! I nearly pissed myself when he ( the first guy) described the process as an "oddessy". I think i spelled that wrong. Anyhoo, i think he meant "oddity".

As for the second one....hmmmm. I guess as long as he's not gonna go fucking crazy with it like the first guy, if he wants to put himself through all that pain and financial stress then that's his business. O.o As someone mentioned above, women get plastic boobs (which i still think is yukky), AND I have even heard of women getting their vaginas "improved" surgically, (yikes! NO THANKYOU.) so i guess it takes all kinds :S

L.A. Daze said...

I clicked. I saw. I puked.

Hanako66 said...

good god was that disturbing

crestere dorinta said...

imagination exceeds all limits ajajaj

Jenni said...

OMG this is hilarious and disgusting at the same time. So weird. What is wrong with these men?!?!

Fragrant Liar said...

Gee, that first guy is really into research, isn't he? What a guy, challenging us all to think about what a penis should be. I'm like so grateful.

victoria.renee said...

oh my fucking god.


sorry, but that was warranted.