Thursday, January 21, 2010

Work That Pole, Martha

This is painful to watch.

41 comments:

Kelly said...

OMG. WHY? WHY? WHY? would she do that?!?

Alisa said...

This is great! Martha Stewart pole dancing...never would have thought.

K.Line said...

My god, what idiot producer allowed this??

clarewbrown said...

Okay, I don't know what's more embarrassing: Martha, the creepy self-indulgent instructor, or the awkward woman in the audience who was subtly doing the dance moves with them while standing next to another woman who just looked horrified and out of place.

This video is amazing... on so many levels.

Kaz said...

Just wait...next week, that pole will have ribbons and trim all over it

And there will be a commemerative pole dancing cupcake too

:)

blueviolet said...

That hurt me. Deeply.

♥Aubrey said...

OMG...i stopped the video when she was heading toward the pole. That was enough for me. Lol

Kellie said...

You are 100% correct. That was painful to watch. I believe my eyes are bleeding. EW.

Laura Trevey said...

What's up with that??

Melanie's Randomness said...

Omg Go Jail Bird go!! I'm shocked!!!

Christiejolu said...

OH MY GOD! Taht was way too funny!

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

I have never wanted to scratch my eyeballs out so bad.

5thsister said...

Egads! So wrong on so many levels!

Phoenix said...

Hmmm...so this is what it would look like if an uptight religiously conservative control freak tried pole dancing.

Always wondered. Also, Martha looks like she's never used her hips before in her life. I wouldn't be surprised.

And I love the ballet hands she makes while twirling around the pole. Oh yes, Martha. You can make pole dancing classy if you just try hard enough.

Diane said...

lmao @ Kaz!!!!!

i so wish martha would have tried that move!! except i would have probably fell out of my chair!

Ellie said...

Oh. My. God. I may have just been turned off. Permanently. My blog is going to atrophy.

Asylum Dolly said...

I second clarewbrowns comment!!!

Uncomfortable!

Having a giggle at phoenix comment too :D

Morgan said...

i just poked my own eyes out.

diane said...

Oh, come on you guys, be nice. Martha's o.k. At least she wasn't all prude and uptight. Don't get me wrong, I've always thought that she was crazy as a bed bug, but she really seems to have mellowed out a lot.

@Clarewbrown: Awesome comment. I'm going over to your blog to see if you really are that witty, or if it's just a fluke.

Jay said...

I am so disturbed. Oh my goodness.

Caroline said...

Oh God...my eyes! My eyes!!! It's burning!!!!

heisschic said...

it's like watching a car crash... granted, not a serious one where you worry about anyone's safety. but like seeing a car in a fire hydrant pointing the wrong way down a one way street... it's awkward, unfortunate, and you wonder what the hell they were thinking. and you hope they were from out of town.


then you roll your eyes and laugh cause GAWD you'd never be so dumb.


.
..
...i will let you know when my equally awkward video is released.

Katie said...

Oh God haha whyyyyy?!

Char said...

no no no - my eyes my eyes

makes you wonder how alexis was conceived.

the spectator said...

Give her some credit will ya? She obviously doesn't take herself as seriously as what some girlies in blog land do.

Heather said...

I believe the most disturbing thing was the Valley Girl attitude from the instructer. It was nerve grating.

Stacy said...

o dear god... never, ever again. i do NOT want to see that upcoming episode

http://fashionhandglide.blogspot.com

Tracie said...

Worse than cooking with Snoop.

Kitten said...

I couldn't finish watching it. I couldn't. Seeing Martha gyrate her hips was disturbing enough for me.

bananas. said...

did the pole instructor say she was high?! uhhhh i believe it. dude...what i would give to see martha do that last move. HA!

Clorivak said...

woo....hahaha....ya, the gyrating bit was weird...it seemed she was trying her hardest not to be sexy or something.

Big Red said...

OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!!!!

Alicia said...

i saw this on tv!! i was like dude...wtf...martha's got some mean moves!!

Down and Out Chic said...

oh my gawd, hilarious. in all honesty though, watching me try to do that would have just as awkward.

Tom Tuttle from Tacoma said...

ok, kudos to her for letting the world see that. now that woman, on the other hand, is just plain irritating. shut your gap. please.

Ela said...

This made my tummy hurt...

Iva said...

oops!! sorry, missed this one!! .... I'll be honest. I can't do this. I gave it a full 2 seconds, and it hit my time capacity of awkwardness . lol

Vivienne said...

Aaack! I saw this! Very uncomfortable for all involved.

However, I have got to say that my cousin takes classes at the S-Factor in OC and she looks amazing. She has twin girls and defined abs. She says it's the most amazing work out she's ever done and is still as enthusiastic about it after 3 years of doing it...

hope505 said...

love.
Marty Stew, yo. Por vida.

Diana said...

HAHAHAH! i just got my first martha stewart in the mail and i could not imagine her doing something like this! poor martha!

Hanako66 said...

my eyes!