Friday, February 19, 2010

Eligible Bachelors

OH GOD. The on-line dating selection is as bad as I thought it would be.

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P.S. I fully realize that these dudes might be as mortified by my pic/profile as I am of theirs. :)

60 comments:

Melanie's Randomness said...

Yeah its that bad, Im sorry. I'm totally there too.I recently joined Plenty of Fish. Yup these type of things is what I saw. I really wanted to write occupation: Hell-beast, but I didn't think it would have gone over well. =P

Georgina said...

For real? That's what's on offer on those sites? Kur-eeeepy. Well, at least they don't pretend to be something that they're not (fools) I suppose. - G

Char said...

oh my...thanks for the reminder of why i'm a born again virgin

Just Another Momma said...

OMG what's with the dude in the purple shirt??? LMAO!! WOW

Laura Trevey said...

Yup... You are right about that!!
Have a great weekend!!

xoxo Laura

LENORENEVERMORE said...

oi!
we are in the same 'Love Boat'!
Super weekend J~
xo

Down and Out Chic said...

hahaha, scary indeed! there is NO way that your pic is anything like these. i refuse to believe it.

Clorivak said...

hahahahe...nice choices. I've know a few people that found really, awesome people on some of these sites. but i'm sure it's hard to find. damn, skullring dude is totoally impressing me with his badass blingery.
whoever gets to snatch you up will be one lucky dude!!!

Tia said...

bwahahahaha!
Whats wrong with YOU that the guy in the unbuttoned purple shirt with his leg hiked up to show you the goods isn't turning you on???
Its like he's serving it to you on a sexy little platter, and your just gonna say "No thanks".
I feel you should definitely give that guy a chance♥

Bathwater said...

You did not gets these pics from your search, there is no way you got these all from your search. You are making it up!

bananas. said...

Oh my effin gawddd! That is worst than i thought. This is EXACTLY why i do not online date.

The fact that you posted all the loser men online makes me freaking lurve you woman!!! You rock! Happy friday!

Kirsty said...

WOW. I'm struggling to find the best of this bunch. Though it's obviously Black Gene Simmons. Is that Leno??

Kellie said...

Oh dear God! That guy in the purple shirt exposing his chest and showing his bare leg??? I think I threw up a little. Ew. And who the hell thinks these would be good profile pictures to try to get a date? Nasty.

jennifer from pittsburgh said...

Online dating demands patience, alcohol, and the ability to read between the lines. For example, if a guy says in his profile that he likes romantic afternoons, it means he's married and wants to hook up at Motel 6 on his lunch hour. If he says that family is really important to him, he lives in his mother's basement. If he says that he's industrious and willing to do whatever it takes to get ahead it means that he sells blood to pay for his weed.
Be careful out there, Droll! And, with all of that said, I found Caty online :D Almost six years together!

Christiejolu said...

It is scary, but I think Bachelor #2 may be my nephews friends dad!

Rita/Fighting Off Frumpy said...

Okay, is that guy in the purple shirt ... pantsless? I bet he was thinking, "Chicks dig nudity." He's got it all wrong though. As do the rest. Yuck!

TERI REES WANG said...

Ouchy!...my eyes are burning..

Iva said...

ummm your online pic/profile I am sure is stunning. Clearly you rock on so many levels!! ....unlike these dudes. what is the purple shirt guy going for? ACK HORROR. I need to go find something far more appealing to look at STAT before I have horrible HORRIBLE visuals the rest of the day ingrained in my head. I am so sorry beautiful lady! This can not be the best of the best out there on the online dating selections. There HAS to be something out there better. I know HE is waiting for you, I just know it. You deserve only the best of the best OF THE BEST.

Happy Friday Drollgirl! Have an amazing weekend! ...minus these dudes! ;)

Kristine said...

Dude with the skull rings is giving himself the thumbs down!

Raina Cox said...

Why do so many have Teh Sadz?

Dating is FUN!

Andhari said...

Those are scary pictures, miss!

Ela said...

The devil eyes scare me :(

But I kinda like those skull rings...

Hang tight my drolly!!!

And what, are you kidding me right now. NO WAY your picture could mortify anyone. Unless of course they didn't like attractive, lovely, smart, witty, good hearted, hilarious women. In that case, who wants that bozo???

Alisa said...

yikes!

Sabine said...

Oh yeah! Give me the one with the many rings, pleaaaaase!

ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND said...

Why are you doing the on-line route? Do what I use to do and go to your local honkey tonk in your best Daisy Dukes with your ass half hanging out, your favorite shirt, your lipstick case with all the notches and just watch all the classy guys come runnin.'

...love Maegan said...

no, I disagree with that last sentence!


{also, #4 is all mine!}

Simply Mel said...

what online dating site are you cruisin, derelict.com?

K.Line said...

Egad. Of course everyone would love your photo. I mean, we'd like to see it! :-)

Sam said...

Wow!

Cheryl said...

I keep meaning to join up on one of those, but...the whole process feels so unnatural. But isn't it always true that the minute you're not looking, that's when some cute guy asks you out.

Anyway, remember singlehood is fun. You must have as much fun now as you can before you tie yourself down.

Pretty Little World said...

You should totally go for that first guy. You could borrow his skull rings.

perfectionishuman said...

I don't know what you mean.... number four is a TOTAL catch :P

Nice Girl said...

Its moments like these that make me not so angry about taking out the trash after I have asked my husband A MILLION TIMES to do it himself.

Bachelor #4 in the purple shirt looks like he has a "special gift" for you...

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Savvy Gal said...

LOL. You crack me up. : ) Have a great weekend.

Tracie said...

Is the one in the Kiss shirt Rick James? Do you have any friends who can fix you up? A blind date couldn't be any worse than these freaks.

Salt said...

OMG purple shirt guy!? Where the heck are your pants!?!?!

I'm afraid of pretty much all of them. Especially purple shirt guy.

Erin said...

the guy in the kiss shirt is my favorite and I feel like a coffee date with him might give you hours to blog about. I'm sure your profile pic. isn't half as bad as these jerks. love the red eyes... really packs a punch!

carly said...

Dying right now! Cream of the crop?

Kristin said...

Sorta glad I'm not single. Ah ha

Alicia said...

oh freak no woman...i'd be single for the rest of my life...screw that.

frenchie said...

first thought...FUCK!! is that THE best picture you could find to put on your profile?? the first impression that's gonna make a lovely lady to click on your profile to find out more??
oh well....they're probably reaaly nice...
happy weekend girl!
xxx

Jenni said...

HaHa.
And I was actually considering online dating for a moment before I saw these photos. Yuck. How is a single gal ever going to find love out here?!

Jill said...

The guy in the purple shirt looks like he's filming his own 70's porn video...blech.

*Diane* said...

Teeeheheee.
# 4 is my favorite. He's definitely giving you some chest and thigh action. Just to whet your appetite. lol.

diane said...

How did you do the red eyeball thing?
You scare me sometimes, but in a good way.

Christina In Wonderland said...

Holy shit Jesus mother damn...

#2 looks exactly like my Bio professor! That is some freaky ass shit, man. FREAKY! I'll never see Doc Francis the same way, you know, without the red cyborg eyes and stuff...

chloe said...

nooooooooo, stay away from the red eyes!..

-although purple shirt obviously made an effort to impress. thats gotta count for something!-

Girl Japan said...

ahah J.. when I first read your title I thought it said "edible".. haha OMG... how about co-workers?

alissa said...

omg purple shirt. he really put his hart into it. hilarious

Adele said...

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH.

Kristin said...

Dude no. The unbuttoned shirt...That cannot be real. Ewwwwwwwwwww

Phoenix said...

Um...was that one guy in a Karate uniform? Really?!

Off to join a nunnery now, tra la la...

Oh wait. Glaringly-not-Catholic.

Shite.

hope505 said...

wait...Jay Leno wants to date you? Get him to buy you a couple vintage cars and THEN break up with him...
* ; )

Diana said...

ew at mr. purple shirt man. ew. i hope you find a gem in this mess!

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Well, let's not be so cruel! OK some of them has funny photos but they just want to impress you, that's all ;)